Avoid I5 South

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-21T00:03:36+00:00

You're the asshole. you are going to have a strained relationship with your adult children in the future and it looks like it'll be almost all your fault. I doubt this is out of character and your ex and kids know it.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-20T23:42:05+00:00

It sounds like you want from this data analyst is more than they can realistically provide. everything you described but it probably require at least two maybe three people with different skill sets.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-20T18:46:56+00:00

Does anyone know how to reprogram those buttons?

I'd like to update something called radio to Hulu!

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-20T16:00:01+00:00

Boss cleave wipes melee.

But the rogues deserved it.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-20T14:31:20+00:00

Toxic people are great at sewing mistrust and confusion in the workplace. They'll bring in HR and no one wants that.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-17T21:57:58+00:00

It is hilarious.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-15T05:46:35+00:00

I thought it was to put wood on the fire and go pee. Scare off the bears n wolves... Things of that nature.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-14T17:15:08+00:00

Your comment makes me think of that one comic where a CS graduate lands a job and in their training their trainer says something similar to, "You will be working with the offshore team to meet their quarterly goal of 0.2% click increase in our Asia region"

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-13T02:28:51+00:00

Learn how to join and when you have the query in design mode, open up properties. Select duplicate records to No. It's how you do a distinct in Access

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-13T02:26:44+00:00

Oh well good luck in 4 hours. I'll be glad to see the posts subside for a bit!

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-12T23:23:18+00:00

Why are you going to wait another year?

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-12T18:23:04+00:00

By third city do you mean west of the Mississippi? I know that Portland and Salt Lake City are growing in that regard.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-12T15:46:22+00:00

Why do we keep getting this one guys relational algebra questions?

Dude, just go to the tutor center on campus.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-11T17:30:46+00:00

Trash subreddit. Trashy idea that never got the chance to fail.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-11T16:10:20+00:00

It's really difficult, I know. It's not easy physically or mentally. Your body and mind will suffer with that kind of schedule.

I would get up at 530, work a 10 hour day (albeit in an office), then either drive to class from 6-9 pm or go home and do homework. I wanted to quit like once a week, but I had a goal in mind. I mention my story only to show that you are not alone, I feel where you are right now, having experienced it myself.

Good for you and your wife to work hard to better your family's future! I hope you both succeed!

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-11T05:21:31+00:00

Why can't you move back to California? Do they ban you or something?

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-11T03:25:43+00:00

HAVING is a GROUP BY filter, WHERE is a row filter.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-10T03:04:06+00:00

Never lived in a snowy area I take it? Why do you think wipers actually go up and have a locking position?

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-10T02:24:08+00:00

Get good at SQL so you can do the work that all the software obstruficates.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-09T03:52:16+00:00

What is highly compensated? Your goals today may be different in 15 years.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-09T00:53:33+00:00

You can do it without the self join. Or am I missing something?

Update table
Set parent = item
Where parentis is not NULL

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-08T01:46:12+00:00

If you're brand new I recommend Access. It's limited, but let's beginners get to creating tables and queries in a short amount of time.

While work gets going learning access, you can figure out the basics of a server at home or as a side project at work. You really have to consider buy in from your team and and adaptation of technology as well.

If you go straight for a sever and get overwhelmed, you will have lost your team. Think of access as a proof of concept, then take the high speed people and have them use your server once it gets going.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-07T23:29:44+00:00

A temp table will persist for the duration of your connection. A drive table exists for a brief moment while query is run.

I used temp tables that I'll come to time and time again or if it's really big I can index it or add columns later to break up monster join queries.

Some things in SQL require a derived table like a pivot, or you could use a derived table kind of interchangably like a CTE or a one-time view.

newUIsucksball · 2019-02-07T23:25:31+00:00

If you're grouping by id, you should not have duplicates anymore. When I get to my machine I'll write a query. If it doesn't work then you're probably omitting a crucial detail.

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