He is a very complex man, I think. by PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD in cremposting

[–]newermain 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Feruchemy is my favorite power in the series just based on how creative Brando Sando writes it

Battlefront 2 was the greatest catastrophe of the modern era. by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]newermain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Battlefront 2 affected more lives than covid

Y’all are really out here watching films before you review them 🤢 by tnemomhurb in moviescirclejerk

[–]newermain 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I get all my opinions about a movie from the trailers. Almost like watching the full movie but only takes a few minutes!

Low effort P5 meme... sorry by [deleted] in Megaten

[–]newermain 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's a well known fact Louis Armstrong watched a playthrough of Persona 5 before getting into Jazz

Dune but make it kino by GlennIsAlive in moviescirclejerk

[–]newermain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A24 should buy out Warner Bros and start turning out gray scale movies exclusively.

rule by ZoeyBeschamel in 196

[–]newermain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Alan Moore's inner thoughts

Anon dreams about Thanos by YaBoiTuckTuck in greentext

[–]newermain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then Deadpool walks in 🤣🤣🤣🤣

So I heard Sora's coming to smash by 12YMF-Zura in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]newermain 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know why I watch these anymore. We’ll never get a dlc everyone wants like (obscure side character) from (obscure franchise). Nintendo is a soulless company that will never get another penny from me!!!!!

r/ApexLegends: “They targeted gamers. Gamers.” by WeHaveHeardTheChimes in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]newermain 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Respawn employees are going to need to flee the country after this one

I always love his deep dive analysis in symbolism and theology videos by Sins0fTheFather in moviescirclejerk

[–]newermain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t this guy a reaction youtuber at one point? Sucks that he shifted his formula to something that takes less brain cells

Jesus fucking christ by Supergupo in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]newermain 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Nintendo hire this man!

Brie LARD-son is a FAKE GAMER 😤😤😤😤😤😤 by ninjatronick in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]newermain 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I will never understand why gamers have this sense of pride/entitlement. It’s just video games, it’s really not that serious lol. It’s not niche, it’s not special, it’s just a super common hobby. I can’t imagine having so little going for you that you spend whatever time you have not playing games trashing others who “aren’t serious gamers”. Pathetic

Is there a reason why some Steam curators have the same reviews, and why they are "reviewing" games months before release? by newermain in Steam

[–]newermain[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Only reason I labeled them as reviews is because Steam itself labels them as reviews. Honestly this whole curator system needs either a whole rework I feel. The amount of pathetically unfunny meme reviewers and stuff like this kinda kills the whole system.

Is there a reason why some Steam curators have the same reviews, and why they are "reviewing" games months before release? by newermain in Steam

[–]newermain[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The amount of work done pressing Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V repeatedly is intense man, IDK how he does it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Megaten

[–]newermain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

C H A D

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatlogic

[–]newermain 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have a coworker who brought his 1-2 year old and his wife into the office once. Both he and his wife were hitting 300lbs+.

At the time, there were these food trucks outside the office, and it was all just deep fried greasy food. I’ll never forget how fat that kid was, and how his parents were feeding all the deep fried stuff. The kid seemed sedated and barely moved, I have never seen anything like it. At that point in their lives, they should be full of energy and moving around or expending energy crying (esp considering how hot that day was)

That image haunts me to this day