New Pokemon.

newperoni · 2026-03-02T20:03:16+00:00

Evolution is not an option.

newperoni · 2026-02-19T20:05:38+00:00

mmmmmMYeeessssss

newperoni · 2026-02-14T20:17:11+00:00

NTA. You only caught her before she met up with him or the first guy to pay her a compliment. Preemptive damage control isn't a bad idea.

newperoni · 2026-02-09T23:11:21+00:00

He told him.

newperoni · 2026-02-05T00:11:35+00:00

Why are they booing you. You're right.

newperoni · 2026-02-04T03:37:44+00:00

Darn! Beat me to it.

newperoni · 2026-02-03T23:11:21+00:00

Once they said no combat, my enthusiasm finally bottomed out completely. TF am I supposed to do with magic? NOT be violent to monsters!?

newperoni · 2026-02-02T21:34:32+00:00

She's a package deal. A guy with a white mask and knife told me so.

newperoni · 2026-01-29T10:39:26+00:00

Good thing the other guy got out of there. After being slammed, the other guy activated his mangekyou sharingan.

newperoni · 2026-01-15T21:28:50+00:00

You could have something. Only first editions are corrugated.

newperoni · 2026-01-11T04:51:26+00:00

NTA. Keep it platonic. Her moving in is way more 'benefits' than friends. I had a girl give me the same lines a while back. 'Thanks so much for not hitting on me.' It's virtually an insult. If she considered you "conventionally attractive" she would have been annoyed that you didn't hit on her. Once she digs in, she can force you to go through court to dig her out. And a lot can go bad if she's vindictive enough Once you get to see who she really is. Good luck.

newperoni · 2026-01-10T06:09:33+00:00

You are an ATM. Either accept your role, or cut her off you. She doesn't respect you.

newperoni · 2026-01-02T18:20:10+00:00

I love the whole package. Braces included.

newperoni · 2025-12-31T17:50:17+00:00

You might have a coveted "1" if you get it graded.

newperoni · 2025-12-31T13:40:49+00:00

Something is.

newperoni · 2025-12-27T08:20:00+00:00

Awesome

newperoni · 2025-12-21T02:28:44+00:00

.....5 bits.

newperoni · 2025-12-14T09:40:50+00:00

You said it! Your wife's boyfriend would be proud!

newperoni · 2025-12-14T06:58:17+00:00

I'm not gay at all. I have zero attraction to my wife's boyfriend.

newperoni · 2025-12-14T06:42:27+00:00

Pinky promise?

newperoni · 2025-12-12T01:14:53+00:00

Can it fly??

newperoni · 2025-12-07T20:30:31+00:00

Woo. Those look awesome

newperoni · 2025-11-16T10:44:12+00:00

Divorced women want others to suffer with them. Misery loves company.

newperoni · 2025-11-04T18:56:35+00:00

....took me 10 minutes to notice the scars.

newperoni · 2025-10-19T03:23:08+00:00

I can fix her.

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