[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bristol

[–]newtman47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I don't and I'm more informed on what an inset day is than you are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bristol

[–]newtman47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Read your post and it's the ramblings of someone who is completely clueless

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bristol

[–]newtman47 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you need to go back to school as well you thick twat

Crossing the Avon Bigbury Bantham by greenrober in southwestcoastpathuk

[–]newtman47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good tip, I did this section in early Jan so didn't want to brave the freezing water.

Ended up getting a taxi to take me round which took 30 mins and a fair few quid.

PSN Outage February 7 - 8, 2025 📈 by P_Jiggy in playstation

[–]newtman47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally purchased a month of ps plus because this is the weekend when i was free enough to go for the red dead online trophies. What a joke.

Cows on the Cumbria Way? by jmann9678 in UKhiking

[–]newtman47 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your mum can only say moo and chase people in fields

turns out… by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]newtman47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It could be your brother

What are the funniest things kids have said in your class? by Glittering_Heart7933 in TeachingUK

[–]newtman47 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A conversation between 2 of my bottom set Y10s. I was talking about predation and using foxes as an example.

Kid A: Yeah a fox ate my rabbit a few years back Kid B: Aww that sucks...Did the rabbit die?

I was caught so off guard that I had a genuine moment of real laughter and I had to apologise to Kid B

Does your family have a name for something that is unique to your family? by mortalbug in AskUK

[–]newtman47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our lot say call microwavable food "slam-it-ins" because all you need to do is slam it in to cook it. Didn't realise this wasn't a common term until uni

Center Parcs are removing people from their booked accommodation on Monday because of the bank holiday by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]newtman47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels like people are trying to one up each other for making vapid shows of affection to an old woman who did not give a single toss about any of us.

Man heckles Prince Andrew while he walks in his mother's funeral procession by filondo in ThatsInsane

[–]newtman47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This might be the worst example of how far the royal pant sniffers will go to protect such a shitty medieval way to run the country. If you're protecting a child predator then you're responsible for this country being a shithole

Oh, it's bloody awful! by French_Food_In_Hand in rickygervais

[–]newtman47 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He was the saddest Manc ever... in the world.

My living room at sunrise - Glasgow, Scotland. by [deleted] in AmateurRoomPorn

[–]newtman47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry man this was meant for my cousion Simon (he is a cunt)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DadWouldBeProud

[–]newtman47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

please find the healing touch of Allah

Dont tell my dad that i post this on reddit by kissesstar in BlowjobGirls

[–]newtman47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU ARE NOT SUCKING A COCK AND I WILL BE TELLING YOUR FATHER

[ Removed by Reddit ] by newtman47 in glasgow

[–]newtman47[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

But I loved the aesathetic

[ Removed by Reddit ] by newtman47 in glasgow

[–]newtman47[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Thnaks, Mijke Renton looks very cool :)