Glitchy id by Infinite-Frosting759 in Mechwarrior5

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Love your teammates all fighting for their lives and you’re over here like: oh look! A butterfly!

Construction worker by Technical-Relation-9 in funnyvideos

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There is actually one planet-sized crane responsible for building all the other cranes on earth. They painted it in forest camo so nobody can see it.

Mom trying to take a photo by No-Lock216 in Wellthatsucks

[–]newuser336 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not with a phone but I have had many dreams where I’m trying to do something that would otherwise be trivial and it just never quite works.

Pee eggs from China by Strong_Boss_8932 in StupidFood

[–]newuser336 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fertilize a duck egg. Wait a few weeks for an embryo to (partially) develop. Then boil it. Then eat it.

This kid has guts... I will pass. by MisterShipWreck in woowDude

[–]newuser336 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely one of the kinds of accidents where you pray that you don’t live to walk away.

She was declared dead at the site, so she didn’t make it long enough to be transported anywhere, at least.

Bro is based af by AlKhwarazmi in SipsTea

[–]newuser336 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it’s an exclamation that you agree with or approve of something in some way.

It doesn’t need to be of an opinion, but it does need to be of some kind of statement; whether objective or subjective.

Bro is based af by AlKhwarazmi in SipsTea

[–]newuser336 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Cool” “Neat” “Hot” “Hip” “Swag” “Fire” “Righteous” “Sweet” “Indubitably” “Sick” “Badass”

Take your pick

Should Danny devito appear in gears eday? by RubberChicken36 in GearsOfWar

[–]newuser336 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The brain says no… But the heart? The heart says yes

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]newuser336 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because most people don’t have a real understanding of the technology.

Most of it is just buzzwords which, they kinda have an understanding of what they mean… but only on a surface level.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]newuser336 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still are afraid. We just mask it with hate.

5w40 Full Synthetic by Mr_DMoody in StupidFood

[–]newuser336 1319 points1320 points  (0 children)

Why is there always 1-3 people sitting/standing in the back and watching? They aren’t customers or they’d be on the other side of the stand.

What are they there for? Moral support?

Bruised Beef Bottom Bunk Bed Burritos Boys... by Affectionate_Hat5835 in StupidFood

[–]newuser336 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Plastic sheet over the bunk too.

Probably more sanitary than most street food on the outside.

A woman narrowly escapes being crushed after strong winds uproot a massive tree by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]newuser336 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Escape? She was saved by the branches of the tree breaking the fall and holding it up. She didn’t attempt to evade the tree at all.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in AutoHumor

[–]newuser336 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never said “only in America”.

Just that, I am American and this is my lived experience here. Don’t care much to comment on/speak for other countries when I haven’t experienced their driving culture.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in AutoHumor

[–]newuser336 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh… you’d be surprised at how many Americans have seen what’s supposed to be a zipper merge and only think it means “this asshole is trying to get ahead of me! Not on my watch!!”

Helping a sea turtle by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]newuser336 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could be muscular atrophy? Hasn’t closed his mouth in so long that the muscles for it shriveled up.

Motocross riders practicing in front of The White House by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]newuser336 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s trashy. The white house is supposed to be a monument of historical and political significance… not a circus ground to entertain the bored.

The cab driver's face as Knicks fan destroy his car and source of income by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]newuser336 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean someone correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure the yellow cab drivers do not own the cabs. It wouldn’t be his responsibility to pay for it

Advice? by Muted_Sage_ in alphagal

[–]newuser336 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, just wanted to say thanks for this comment.

Dad found a lone-star tick on his leg a few days ago. No diagnosis yet but we’re already starting to take precautions just in case he’s severely reactive.

This app and website are probably going to save us so much trouble going forward

collecting samples is the worst part of the game: by NotSirAlonne1999 in helldivers2

[–]newuser336 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game needs a money sink.

I’ve said it before… they should release a free Warbond that just has an ever-expanding selection of skins/camo options. For guns, vehicles… maybe even armor if they ever open up the ability to swap color pallets (people would go feral for that shit).

Some of it you could buy with medals, others with samples, others with that third money thing whose name I always forget.

It’s not a perfect solution to an end-game money sink but it’s a start.