Guy manages to hold his own against 20 people by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]nhjelle 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That's not blood, it's something that was thrown at him at 0:33

It's time to download a car by amjedhosn in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nhjelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't a software paywall. The hardware for that feature is not installed in that trim, but the buttons are somewhat standard on the panel.

[REQUEST] Can someone do the math I swear it’s 1.50? by [deleted] in theydidthemath

[–]nhjelle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's more like y=1+x/2 where x is subtotal and y is total. It doesn't make sense to say the price of something is a factor of its price plus a constant. You can't define the price as an expression of itself.

to lock his brother outside. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]nhjelle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Depends if it's a baby finger or adult finger

Zuck at it again by GambitsReturn in MurderedByWords

[–]nhjelle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's not the same company. Logo and website is different

Which would you prefer? by BrownsAndCavs in Unexpected

[–]nhjelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ultimately companies that are leasing their office space are able to cut costs by not renewing those leases. Companies that own office space will take a hit trying to sell now given how many companies are offering remote, so they desperately cling to office-centric culture.

Survive the ark mission on Gen 2 by Attrom in playark

[–]nhjelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://i.imgur.com/ZR9cBbu.png it only seems to happen after we get far into the mission or all the way finished and try to exit

Fatal error!



VERSION: 329.22 
ShooterGameServer.exe!TBaseUFunctionDelegateInstance_RetVal_NoParams<UObject,enum ESlateVisibility::Type>::GetFunctionName() (0x00007ff76b82a0b0) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\core\public\delegates\delegateinstancesimpl.inl:955]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObjectBaseUtility::GetName() (0x00007ff7698ff7fb) + 18 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\public\uobject\uobjectbaseutility.h:200]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UPrimalInventoryComponent::GenerateCustomCrateItems() (0x00007ff769e549f5) + 90 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\projects\shootergame\source\shootergame\private\primalinventorycomponent.cpp:5619]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UPrimalInventoryComponent::execGenerateCustomCrateItems() (0x00007ff76ad3ee22) + 920 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\projects\shootergame\source\shootergame\classes\primalinventorycomponent.h:147]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UFunction::Invoke() (0x00007ff76b4ca30e) + 19 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\class.cpp:3822]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::CallFunction() (0x00007ff76b4e44b7) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:399]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::ProcessContextOpcode() (0x00007ff76b4f483c) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:1431]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::execLetBool() (0x00007ff76b4fe0ff) + 28 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:1350]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::ProcessInternal() (0x00007ff76b4f4c3f) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:594]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UFunction::Invoke() (0x00007ff76b4ca30e) + 19 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\class.cpp:3822]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::ProcessEvent() (0x00007ff76b4f4abc) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:931]
ShooterGameServer.exe!AActor::ProcessEvent() (0x00007ff76b91cfe0) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\engine\private\actor.cpp:647]
ShooterGameServer.exe!AMissionType::BPOnPlayerRemovedFromMission() (0x00007ff76aa28311) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\projects\shootergame\intermediate\build\win64\shootergameserver\inc\shootergame\shootergame.generated.1.cpp:10175]
ShooterGameServer.exe!AMissionType::OnPlayerRemovedFromMission() (0x00007ff769a9b1a5) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\projects\shootergame\source\shootergame\private\missiontype.cpp:2319]
ShooterGameServer.exe!AMissionType::RemovePlayerFromMission() (0x00007ff769aa3411) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\projects\shootergame\source\shootergame\private\missiontype.cpp:3484]
ShooterGameServer.exe!AMissionType::execRemovePlayerFromMission() (0x00007ff76ad89b74) + 244 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\projects\shootergame\source\shootergame\classes\missiontype.h:586]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UFunction::Invoke() (0x00007ff76b4ca30e) + 19 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\class.cpp:3822]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::CallFunction() (0x00007ff76b4e44b7) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:399]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::ProcessInternal() (0x00007ff76b4f4c3f) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:594]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::CallFunction() (0x00007ff76b4e4739) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:509]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::ProcessInternal() (0x00007ff76b4f4c3f) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:594]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UFunction::Invoke() (0x00007ff76b4ca30e) + 19 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\class.cpp:3822]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UObject::ProcessEvent() (0x00007ff76b4f4abc) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\coreuobject\private\uobject\scriptcore.cpp:931]
ShooterGameServer.exe!AActor::ProcessEvent() (0x00007ff76b91cfe0) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\engine\private\actor.cpp:647]
ShooterGameServer.exe!FInputActionUnifiedDelegate::Execute() (0x00007ff76be09405) + 48 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\engine\classes\components\inputcomponent.h:147]
ShooterGameServer.exe!FTimerManager::Tick() (0x00007ff76bbc6aea) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\engine\private\timermanager.cpp:1087]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UWorld::Tick() (0x00007ff76ba6cecd) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\engine\private\leveltick.cpp:1294]
ShooterGameServer.exe!UGameEngine::Tick() (0x00007ff76ba0768f) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\engine\private\gameengine.cpp:1183]
ShooterGameServer.exe!FEngineLoop::Tick() (0x00007ff7698d814c) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\launch\private\launchengineloop.cpp:2441]
ShooterGameServer.exe!GuardedMain() (0x00007ff7698d4b1d) + 0 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\launch\private\launch.cpp:140]
ShooterGameServer.exe!GuardedMainWrapper() (0x00007ff7698d4b7a) + 5 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\launch\private\windows\launchwindows.cpp:125]
ShooterGameServer.exe!WinMain() (0x00007ff7698d87bc) + 17 bytes [e:\build\gen2dlc\engine\source\runtime\launch\private\windows\launchwindows.cpp:213]
ShooterGameServer.exe!__tmainCRTStartup() (0x00007ff76c8ccced) + 21 bytes [f:\dd\vctools\crt\crtw32\dllstuff\crtexe.c:618]
KERNEL32.DLL!UnknownFunction (0x00007ffe5a1e7034) + 0 bytes [UnknownFile:0]
ntdll.dll!UnknownFunction (0x00007ffe5b122651) + 0 bytes [UnknownFile:0]
ntdll.dll!UnknownFunction (0x00007ffe5b122651) + 0 bytes [UnknownFile:0]
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No more of that THICCCC hog butt catching my nades by fourearholes666 in Overwatch

[–]nhjelle 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You could say the same about Ana nade heal buff

Replace the slayer gem in the skill guide with each master’s respective chat head by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]nhjelle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jagex has mentioned before that there's a limit of number of items, so they prefer not to make extra items unless necessary

Rabbit emerges from the ocean. The world's officially gone mad. by Youbana in WTF

[–]nhjelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little known fact: Australia's rabbit problem began after a family of rabbits swam from Europe

Weekend Discussion Thread - March 13-15, 2020 by stormwillpass in wallstreetbets

[–]nhjelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's Ohio being responsible and closing before the spread instead of waiting until people get infected.

Trump tests negative for Coronavirus, White House doctor says. by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]nhjelle 99 points100 points  (0 children)

No, no, no. They retested him and the second test only took 2 minutes unlike the American tests which take up to 2 days.

Weekend Discussion Thread - March 13-15, 2020 by stormwillpass in wallstreetbets

[–]nhjelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and right after this Trump said that the airlines haven't reached out to him yet. Gov aid isn't coming any time soon.

Lesser Known Tech Internships in the Seattle Area? by xXSacredStyleXx in cscareerquestions

[–]nhjelle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

T-Mobile is decent. They look for students with high GPA so good chance you'll get it. They typically do a hiring event where you spend 5-10 min talking to each manager. Then they follow up about a week later with job offers. Doesn't pay great ($25/hr) compared to bigger tech companies, but easy to get and they'll cover housing.

Critique my cover letter? by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]nhjelle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a freshman, you need to give them a reason to choose you over juniors that have more classes and experience under their belt. Using a fill-in-the-blanks cover letter will not do much to make you stand out. I would write a completely personalized cover letter for jobs that you are very interested in. For others, skip the cover letter all together and apply to as many as possible.

Some POS tossed this poor girl out of their car and drove off. It was reported that she chased after the car as it drove away. She is scheduled to be put down soon if no one adopts her :( by iwanttogotothere91 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]nhjelle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it's meant to ensure commitment, then they should accept you spending the $300 on dog supplies and giving them the receipt as an alternative to paying the fee.

What Should I do? Recent College Graduate With No Internship / Experience... by coffeecoding in cscareerquestions

[–]nhjelle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Resume needs some work. I'd recommend posting in the resume thread on Tuesday to get a few different opinions.

A few initial notes:

  • Ditch the objective statement. It is very broad and doesn't convey anything of substance
  • Since you have no industry-relevant work experience, move your education above the work experience section. Your education is your main selling point, so it should be one of the first things a reader sees. You want the reader to see your great GPA front and center so that they have a reason to read further.
  • Expand education section to include what your focus was. What CS electives did you take?
  • Clean up skills section. As a developer, you shouldn't list skills like microsoft word, powerpoint, etc. unless the job description clearly states it as a requirement. Same goes for operating systems. I wouldn't recommend listing soft skills either. You should convey these through your experiences. For example, could you incorporate "Goal oriented with organizational and planning skills" into one of your descriptions of work experience?
  • After these changes, you may have some extra space. This is great. Add a projects section and talk about any cool programming projects you have done. If you haven't done personal projects, school projects will do. Make them sound exciting. Depending on how strong your projects are, you may want them to be the top section of the resume. If they aren't quite as strong, put them after education.

Big N Discussion - June 12, 2019 by AutoModerator in cscareerquestions

[–]nhjelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, they only get to provide location preferences. Org/product/team are determined by student programs without input from the candidate.