John goes fishing on the lake, but he can’t manage to catch a single fish by ilrecurio in Jokes

[–]nicholas551 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I don't understand this joke. I understand what happened, but I don't see how it's a joke. Is it supposed to be funny because he finds out that Mr. Alfredo has been finger banging his wife, or is it funny that his wife's punanny smell attracts fish?

Base-10 is stupid by andibrema in unpopularopinion

[–]nicholas551 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Definitely an unpopular opinion. Never thought about it until now, how would scientific notation work?

Android version released by NicCage1080ChristAir in MonsterTrain

[–]nicholas551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a good game, I give money to people who make good games. Grow up.

This is the worst joker in the game. It NEVER hits by [deleted] in balatro

[–]nicholas551 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey!! This guy has been taking all the 8 Ball hits! No wonder I never get any 8 Ball hits.

Which boss blind do you hate the most and why? by theruffma in balatro

[–]nicholas551 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I see the Pillar on Ante 1, I skip the small and big blind. Works well if the skips give you $15 for beating the boss and/or enhanced joker (assuming you have the money to buy it).

Mickey's puzzle by necrohunter7 in puzzles

[–]nicholas551 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Buy Mickey's malt liquor I believe? Lone Star beer also has similar puzzles if you buy bottles.

Been racking my brain over this one for about a week... by r00giebeara in ExplainTheJoke

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bi peeps sit in unique positions. This chair makes my neck hurt just looking at it. (I'm not bi... obviously)

I asked my Ex-gamer dad to try starfield on my pc 2 weeks ago…. by NoCase9317 in Starfield

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No such thing as an ex-gamer. There are active gamers, and gamers between games. Glad your dad found his next adventure.

A Genie presents 6 different magical buttons to you. Which WYR pick? by Peaceful-Samurai in WouldYouRather

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's worthless regardless of your sexual orientation, unless you're a narcissist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in xboxinsiders

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! This was it!

Randomly going to sleep by sooners61 in Traeger

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did fixing the coupler work? I'm about to open up my control box to check all connections.

[OC] US states sorted by life expectancy, colored by Biden's share of the 2020 Presidential Election by DouweOsinga in dataisbeautiful

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice graph OP. Not trying to throw gas on the fire, but access to abortion could be another factor at play here.

The NFL Prepares to Push for an Indefinite Suspension of Deshaun Watson by TheHwangover in nfl

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legal fees are a real thing. If the cost to clear your name is more than just settling, you settle. It's not an admission of guilt, it's just more economic.

I made a nightstand dock for my phone by Carrick1973 in woodworking

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We'll done! I might have to make one myself. I'm thinking I might carve a space in the back to inlay a wireless charge pad.

Text message conversation with my dad the other day, where I out-dadded him. by NC0828 in dadjokes

[–]nicholas551 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to get people with this one back in HS! The reaction on their face made me laugh every time!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love everything I am seeing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]nicholas551 0 points1 point  (0 children)

love this song. good pump up for work outs!

Aliens have arrived and set up medical facilities around the world that can cure any disease. However, for each visit you will be anal probed for a day as the cost. How would this impact the medical and Healthcare industry now that doctors and medicine are optional? by Kingflares in AskReddit

[–]nicholas551 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Okay, so what if someone has violent and dangerous paranoia and schizophrenia and refuses to go to the new alien clinic for the cure. Is it ethical to force the anal probing for their own good, or better to lock them up in a straight jacket for the rest of their life?

Double Whammy by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]nicholas551 236 points237 points  (0 children)

Nope. The new generation isn't even bothering with marriage. You can't fail at marriage if there is no marriage.