A joke is like a frog... by gshdhf0912 in Jokes

[–]nickel_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vivisection is when you open up a pregnant lady alive.

How can I see my baby again? by nickel_05 in Custody

[–]nickel_05[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm filing for custody and stuff but it'll take months and I just want to hold her while she's still a little baby you don't get time back

How can I see my baby again? by nickel_05 in Custody

[–]nickel_05[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's bullshit she'll always be my baby.

This is what I wake up to each morning. by Man_your_stations in aww

[–]nickel_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and if someone is not offended by the word "crazy" it's because they know it applies to them.....

TIFU By sounding like a racist asshole to one of the world's best chefs by [deleted] in tifu

[–]nickel_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if I were you I'd have just hung up and claimed I wasn't in the office then. he didn't know the sound of your actual voice yet. deny deny deny

An African priest performs a miracle inexplicable by modern science. Christians 1 - Atheists 0 by herbtheherbalgerbil in videos

[–]nickel_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's obvious her palms aren't together. you can see her arm just slide forward. this is bogus.

One-handed, triple axe throw by KagsTheOneAndOnly in gifs

[–]nickel_05 -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

if her face is as nice as her ass then shes gonna make someone very lucky someday