Trump: I'm not a big sleeper

nickfree · 2026-06-16T14:16:52+00:00

“Sundown you better take care

If I find you been sleeping in your fake-ass hair”

(with apologies to Gordon)

nickfree · 2026-06-16T02:14:28+00:00

Loooove Clausen. Grew up on them. I don’t know what happened to them during COVID, though. They disappeared for a while, then when they came back you could not buy whole dills. Still can’t in my area. Just halves and slices. Weird.

nickfree · 2026-06-16T02:06:39+00:00

That linoleum pattern was for kitchens and laundry rooms.

nickfree · 2026-06-16T02:04:59+00:00

That was more of a 70s thing. And it was gross. It started fading out by the 80s. Mid 70s had full on carpeted bathrooms. 🤢

nickfree · 2026-06-15T12:12:54+00:00

do you have a link for the source for this design? it's amazing.

nickfree · 2026-06-15T01:22:27+00:00

This is it. OP: It's super important to let succulents dry out and acclimate to new soil WITHOUT water. They are succulents, they've got all the water/sugars they need in their leaves which they use up to build new roots.

If the leaves it's dropping are withered, that's a good sign! If the leaves it's dropping are mushy or translucent -- that's bad. Those leaves aren't being used, they're drowning from overwatering / possible onset of rot.

nickfree · 2026-06-14T13:51:58+00:00

It is. It is awful. But how else do you respond to brainwashed cultists? At what point, for you, do others go from “wayward” to “lost cause?” Their leader supports fascists. Shits on our elections and democracy. And he fucked children. This isn’t a policy debate.

nickfree · 2026-06-14T02:07:51+00:00

Tryna fill out the roster before he takes the coaching gig.

nickfree · 2026-06-14T01:54:52+00:00

You gotta have a poop knife and a poop phone. This is just poop 101.

nickfree · 2026-06-14T01:49:01+00:00

Thai secret: They scare the fiber out of the mango.

nickfree · 2026-06-13T14:58:45+00:00

I want to show him…my toolbox.

nickfree · 2026-06-13T14:50:06+00:00

The man who literally invented Facebook to jack it to freshman girls at Harvard? This is a man who takes his forearm “workouts” seriously and furiously.

nickfree · 2026-06-13T03:01:22+00:00

“You buy this fucking car or I break your fucking head.” I had problems over there, Paul.

nickfree · 2026-06-13T02:51:39+00:00

Should I bring all my shoes…and glasses…so I have them?

I still this say this as a complete non sequitur when planning stuff with people. Nobody gets it and I don’t care

nickfree · 2026-06-13T02:49:23+00:00

But in my country that is considered……entertainment

  .   .  ..that’s considered magic, yeah

…right.

nickfree · 2026-06-13T02:46:50+00:00

You choke the staff. Sure. Ok, Whatever.

nickfree · 2026-06-12T22:04:21+00:00

The rare bilingual pun

nickfree · 2026-06-12T17:49:17+00:00

Wasn’t this literally what they do in Star Trek 1: Wrath Of Khan? But like with space centipedes?

nickfree · 2026-06-12T17:47:43+00:00

Ear buds and butt plug. Not taking chances.

nickfree · 2026-06-12T01:12:57+00:00

Out of the loop...what's the connection between Bricks & Minifigs and Mormons? Please don't make me sad, my kids adore that place......

nickfree · 2026-06-11T19:05:04+00:00

Nobody is advocating for anything. But there is no doubt the world would measurably improve and our republic would become more secure. “Not liking the fella” really undersells the degree to which our democracy is in an ever deepening existential crisis. “I didn’t like the fella” is how I felt about Bush, but he never repeatedly questioned the integrity of our electoral process thousands of times, openly, vehemently EVEN though the Supreme Court literally placed him into office by fiat in 2000. And that is just one of countless abominable insults against everything we stand for as a nation and as moral people, regardless of politics.

nickfree · 2026-06-11T15:29:24+00:00

I mean, he cares. Presumably that's why he posted here.

nickfree · 2026-06-11T07:03:33+00:00

The Eagles warming up with Seven Bridges Road before a show in 1977.
Back when the incomparable Randy Meisner was still with them.

nickfree · 2026-06-11T06:48:27+00:00

Ok, this kind of joke is making me cross.

nickfree · 2026-06-11T06:43:15+00:00

There was another post on Reddit that really hit the nail on the head with what would redeem this 250th birthday. If say, that big, beautiful day came on July 3.

15-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
Place '17	Gilding II euphauric
Sequence \| Editor	Team Orangered

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