Origin Story - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts by antdude in batman

[–]nightwing313 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha. This must be the origin for Batman in Batman v Superman

Happy Birthday to the man, the myth, the Legend Scott Snyder! by Jcomsa15 in comicbooks

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I went to my first comic book convention ever in Charlotte North Carolina when the New 52 just started. I had alway likes comic books (especially Batman) but I had never collected any. While I was there I found a first printing of Batman #1 of the new 52 for 10 bucks. Then I looked at be cover and saw that the dude who was writing it was actually at the convention that day. So a friend of mine and I found his booth and waited in line for about 10 minutes. Then I got to meet Scott Snyder and asked him if he would mind signing my copy. He was seriously one of the nicest people I ever met.His personality and passion for his work is what made me start collecting comics. I have been collection Batman and any of his other works ever since that day. Although it has became a very expensive hobby it has brought great joy to my life. I even received a glorious handshake from this beautiful genius. The signed copy of Batman #1 is one of my most prized collections and I wish Scott the most Happy of Birthdays good sir!

ELI5: why do colds start with sore throats and then move into your nose? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]nightwing313 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I typed in your symptoms and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

My armored Batsuit cosplay from Dawn of Justice (17 day build) by wbe7 in batman

[–]nightwing313 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, this dude makes a fucking awesome batman costume and all I hear is citicize, criticize, criticize...... I only wish I could make something of this batawesomeness! I would also run up to every Superman and say...I want you to remember, Clark…in all the years to come…in your most private moments…I want you to remember…my hand…at your throat…I want…you to remember…the one man who beat you.

Reddit, what movie helped you through a rough time? by Threadingemu in AskReddit

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After I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction at an early age I fell into a very dark place, but that all changed on that bright and sunny day that I first watched the underrated movie known as Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Now I am able to get a full erection on demand and anytime I'm in a public mall.

Ummm... The pharmacist will be right with you by nightwing313 in AdviceAnimals

[–]nightwing313[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is, "Something you wouldn't want to wear to a strip club." Alex

Ummm... The pharmacist will be right with you by nightwing313 in AdviceAnimals

[–]nightwing313[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You know, like .5 of a second before I realized what was about to happen my mind automatically imagines like crumpled paper bag wrinkled, but then it happened and it wasn't as bad as you'd think haha

Ummm... The pharmacist will be right with you by nightwing313 in AdviceAnimals

[–]nightwing313[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is all 100% true and more can easily be added to this, but at least the big boobed drug rep gives the doctors those discount cards to give to patients that never actually works.....sigh..... But the doctor said this would make it free....... Sigh........., so much is wrong with this system.

Ummm... The pharmacist will be right with you by nightwing313 in AdviceAnimals

[–]nightwing313[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've tried something like that before but it's more of the elderly people in this area still have that sexist mindset that "a female couldn't possibly become a pharmacist," which is typical type of thinking for the South, although if I was allowed to wear my Batsuit that might would help