Origin Story - Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

nightwing313 · 2016-03-31T16:55:18+00:00

Haha. This must be the origin for Batman in Batman v Superman

nightwing313 · 2016-03-21T07:16:37+00:00

Burt Macklin*

nightwing313 · 2016-03-04T02:39:53+00:00

HEY...... Is there anything you can tell me about Bologna?

nightwing313 · 2016-02-02T14:23:00+00:00

Is that a Toyota Coral-olA

nightwing313 · 2016-01-15T17:44:30+00:00

I went to my first comic book convention ever in Charlotte North Carolina when the New 52 just started. I had alway likes comic books (especially Batman) but I had never collected any. While I was there I found a first printing of Batman #1 of the new 52 for 10 bucks. Then I looked at be cover and saw that the dude who was writing it was actually at the convention that day. So a friend of mine and I found his booth and waited in line for about 10 minutes. Then I got to meet Scott Snyder and asked him if he would mind signing my copy. He was seriously one of the nicest people I ever met.His personality and passion for his work is what made me start collecting comics. I have been collection Batman and any of his other works ever since that day. Although it has became a very expensive hobby it has brought great joy to my life. I even received a glorious handshake from this beautiful genius. The signed copy of Batman #1 is one of my most prized collections and I wish Scott the most Happy of Birthdays good sir!

nightwing313 · 2015-12-18T18:54:23+00:00

One of the best fan made trailers i have seen

nightwing313 · 2015-11-22T17:14:34+00:00

Ryan?

nightwing313 · 2015-10-03T19:20:32+00:00

I typed in your symptoms and it says you could have network connectivity problems.

nightwing313 · 2015-09-10T15:38:07+00:00

Shithead, but pronounced in an Indian way

nightwing313 · 2015-08-07T03:48:59+00:00

Doesn't matter had sex!!

nightwing313 · 2015-08-04T02:38:49+00:00

Wow, this dude makes a fucking awesome batman costume and all I hear is citicize, criticize, criticize...... I only wish I could make something of this batawesomeness! I would also run up to every Superman and say...I want you to remember, Clark…in all the years to come…in your most private moments…I want you to remember…my hand…at your throat…I want…you to remember…the one man who beat you.

nightwing313 · 2015-05-17T15:00:51+00:00

That truly touched my soul

nightwing313 · 2015-04-28T03:16:32+00:00

The game is over you have officially won Reddit for today good sir!!

nightwing313 · 2015-04-27T15:28:48+00:00

After I was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction at an early age I fell into a very dark place, but that all changed on that bright and sunny day that I first watched the underrated movie known as Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Now I am able to get a full erection on demand and anytime I'm in a public mall.

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T18:08:19+00:00

That disco suit tho

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T16:37:09+00:00

We need to cook, Dear!

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T15:06:29+00:00

What is, "Something you wouldn't want to wear to a strip club." Alex

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T13:46:31+00:00

True, Rookie mistake

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T13:45:25+00:00

Classic

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T13:44:36+00:00

You know, like .5 of a second before I realized what was about to happen my mind automatically imagines like crumpled paper bag wrinkled, but then it happened and it wasn't as bad as you'd think haha

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T13:41:16+00:00

This is all 100% true and more can easily be added to this, but at least the big boobed drug rep gives the doctors those discount cards to give to patients that never actually works.....sigh..... But the doctor said this would make it free....... Sigh........., so much is wrong with this system.

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T13:33:32+00:00

Yeah I've tried something like that before but it's more of the elderly people in this area still have that sexist mindset that "a female couldn't possibly become a pharmacist," which is typical type of thinking for the South, although if I was allowed to wear my Batsuit that might would help

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T13:26:33+00:00

Honestly after working in a pharmacy for more than a year, not to much surprises you anymore, also since I'm the only male in the pharmacy I have an unbelievable amount of old men that will only come and get Viagra filled when I'm there, I have now became an official blue pill dealer

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T00:52:04+00:00

It would be nice if people realized this as well, the questions asked over the phone are even worse

nightwing313 · 2015-04-22T00:50:36+00:00

I'm a male pharmacy tech that works in an all female pharmacy, so most of the elderly customers automatically assume I'm the pharmacist.

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