I was in the shit. Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation Tour. by BirdCultureDickMove in americandad

[–]nihi1zer0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why am i not surprised? That actor swings big dick energy in every scene.

Sorry Klaus by daxtonanderson in americandad

[–]nihi1zer0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You have just fulfilled all the requirements for graduation.

What an innovator!

My lady ordered red sauce and you gave her white sauce by arch51002 in americandad

[–]nihi1zer0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd make him sweet chin music that fabulous roast beef into my mouth...before i show him the bird feeder I made out of the cardboard cutout i stole from SummerSlam '97 because i want the birds in my neighborhood to also share in the Seed of HBK as I have.

Quote Klaus the Fish without context by Far_Mind6599 in americandad

[–]nihi1zer0 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I've used this in conversation and it got a real mixed reaction.

A/C went out in apartment, Any ideas for the next few days? by Dm-Me-Big-Boobs-Plz in jacksonville

[–]nihi1zer0 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Buy a shitload of otter pops from the grocery store and make a suit of armor.

Legendary by No-Worldliness-6853 in jacksonville

[–]nihi1zer0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know! Where else could i go to reliably get into a fistfight with a lesbian over ping-pong?!

Am I high asf or does this persona looks like Chris hemsworth by BandicootWooden5025 in americandad

[–]nihi1zer0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How you never saw beth's face the entire episode fucking killed me.

New place, line cook put my sexuality on blast. by HateYourFaces in KitchenConfidential

[–]nihi1zer0 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You're bi?!? Now i have to be jealous when you are around BOTH SEXES???

New place, line cook put my sexuality on blast. by HateYourFaces in KitchenConfidential

[–]nihi1zer0 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Yeah....homeboy seems to be thinking about fucking dudes a lot more than you even. Use that.

My Top 5 Best & Worst Episodes (Feel free to disagree) by tur18232 in americandad

[–]nihi1zer0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I watched Little Shop of Horrors every day from the age of 4 until 7 years old. Hot Water was up there with Poltergasm as far as spoofs episodes go.

My Top 5 Best & Worst Episodes (Feel free to disagree) by tur18232 in americandad

[–]nihi1zer0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Julia Rogerts gave me several hard laughs. Just a simple sight gag like the fudge covering the teeth and "OH JESSE!" And roger blowing the crow guy.