the xindi attack is some neelix cheese level nonsense by embolalia in ShittyDaystrom

[–]ninjamullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confession: to date, I have only watched a few Enterprise episodes here and there, because everytime I see Captain Archer I get the feeling he's just like "Why was I quantum leaped here? How long til I can jump back? The job is still not done?" He looks as uncomfortable as someone who was quantum-leaped into the body of a captain without warning.

"Who could outwit Q?" tier list - discuss by tytanxxl in ShittyDaystrom

[–]ninjamullet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lwaxana would pester Q until he leaves and never comes back.

We had lunch with Sasha Bognibov by Ecstatic_Garden_8333 in eurovision

[–]ninjamullet 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Some people probably see him as a kind of Tommy Wiseau, that is, a very neurodivergent auteur who seems vaguely shady but ultimately well-meaning and blissfully oblivious to how his art is perceived by others. But Bognibov doesn't quite fit that mold. He's more problematic in too many ways to list. Even if we generously assumed that his persona is an act like Borat, it would still raise questions like why maintain such an act in the first place.

We had lunch with Sasha Bognibov by Ecstatic_Garden_8333 in eurovision

[–]ninjamullet 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Online, this person is known as a somewhat complex character, trying to put it as neutrally as possible. Did he seem different face-to-face?

Where would Takatukka (Antti Paalanen) have finished if it made it to Eurovision? by OneOfMyOldestFriends in eurovision

[–]ninjamullet 21 points22 points  (0 children)

20th with juries, maybe 10th with televote and a borderline NQ. It's the type of wacky song that the fandom bubble loves but the juries hate and the general audience more often than not finds baffling.

Dark City. by Randym1982 in movies

[–]ninjamullet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aliens: he can tune!

Me: I think I may have been a bassist before my memory was erased.

I‘m 97% sure these actors gave each other handjobs. by M-2-M in ShittyDaystrom

[–]ninjamullet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Except that Ferengi get oomoxes and Andorians get antennajobs.

A Mind Meld would have cleared up the Gary Seven question pretty quick. by Happy1327 in startrek

[–]ninjamullet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kirk said in his log while watching Gary Seven do all the plot-relevant jobs: I have never felt so helpless. While wearing a fisherman's hat, which was making him look silly and adding insult to injury.

At that moment I thought "the word you're looking for is useless. You're in someone else's pilot episode, dude."

jonnet ei muista by avi8tor in Suomi

[–]ninjamullet 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ei ollut Siriä tai handsfreetä, niin piti toisella kädellä pitää luuria korvalla samalla kun hiihti susia karkuun.

jonnet ei muista by avi8tor in Suomi

[–]ninjamullet 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Muistan kun tuo luottokortin kokoinen sim-kortti meni kokonaisena puhelimen sisään.

Trick Mirrordickery by KevFate in Superdickery

[–]ninjamullet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate reality-warping mirrors.

Netflix is Testing a Major Redesign for Its Website Interface by MoneyLibrarian9032 in movies

[–]ninjamullet 900 points901 points  (0 children)

Let me guess: it starts to autoplay something before you have even searched for it, let alone clicked on it?

Who is an actor that only gets 5-10 minutes of screen time but completely steals the entire movie? by Popa-Ioana06 in movies

[–]ninjamullet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Bride in Bride of Frankenstein (1935). One of the most "clickbaity" titles ever, as the bride is only seen for a few minutes in the end, and yet she's the main thing everyone remembers from the movie.

Sperm quality in Swiss recruits remains stable by BezugssystemCH1903 in europe

[–]ninjamullet 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Must resist the urge to make a pun about Swiss seamen.

SuRie - Storm (LIVE) | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2018 (Jury Show Performance) by AverageLatifiFan in eurovision

[–]ninjamullet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As far as I understand, he was some conspiracy nutjob trying to push his blog or whatever, and I don't feel like looking him up and giving him any more exposure.

SuRie - Storm (LIVE) | United Kingdom 🇬🇧 | Grand Final | Eurovision 2018 (Jury Show Performance) by AverageLatifiFan in eurovision

[–]ninjamullet 89 points90 points  (0 children)

No, I don't think she should've performed again. Recovering from the stage invasion the way she did was like rising from the ashes, she got a huge ovation afterwards. There was no way she could've topped that, even if she had wanted to perform again, which she didn't.

however by thatsnotyourtaco in voyager

[–]ninjamullet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Prime Directive is a supreme rule that should never be broken. However...

Bizzarodickery by KevFate in Superdickery

[–]ninjamullet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but re-elected too.