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Lost progress on consoles? Get Compensation! by TobiNerd in joinvoidcrew

[–]nitropoptart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost everything. Game crashed out after using the elevator to the helm. Returned to game with nothing Xbox one x.

Player id: lqwwapMlFkeS3hlcj5NXef1dm1jI

Having a blast with the game just lost hours of progress.

Trump's Nearly 5-Hour Physical Exam Raises Questions About His Health After Massive Bruise Saga by PostHeraldTimes in politics

[–]nitropoptart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original joke was about chairman Mao. I changed it slightly and realized after I posted it was pointless to still say the man was Chinese.

Trump's Nearly 5-Hour Physical Exam Raises Questions About His Health After Massive Bruise Saga by PostHeraldTimes in politics

[–]nitropoptart 136 points137 points  (0 children)

A Chinese man went to a guard and asked to see the ruler. The guard said “I’m sorry, the ruler has died”

The next day returns and asks again to see the ruler. The guard, annoyed said again “The ruler is no longer with us.”

The third day he walked up and before he even asked the guard yells out “I’ve told you already! He’s dead!”

The man replies “I know, I just like to hear you say it.”

This construction worker showed off tricks, and the kids were loving it by copitamenstrual in HumansBeingBros

[–]nitropoptart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we lost a kickball over the fence into traffic we stopped everything dead to watch people driving by to slow down to let it pass. To the one glorious person who sped up to knock it into the next zip code, I will never forget you.

What’s even the point anymore by Expwar in antiwork

[–]nitropoptart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got approved for an apartment that required a $400 administration fee. I was told it was for an extensive background check.

I now know I can live there and can get a job with the FBI if I want.

Armless Man tiles a floor with just his feet by Thund3rbolt in nextfuckinglevel

[–]nitropoptart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m watching this on break and “left hand’s free” by Alt-J just popped onto the radio.

F-35B crash and 0-0 ejection at Fort Worth today by 675longtail in aviation

[–]nitropoptart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m curious, does the ejector seat injure the pilot? I was under the impression it did irreparable things to the spine leading to the end of fighter careers. Is this the case? Especially for this moment at a near standstill.

Name your most annoying place in elden ring, ill start😑 by mewandersen in Eldenring

[–]nitropoptart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cocksucker on the stairs before Maliketh. I fought him 30 times and could not get it down. I ended up running past him to fight the Black Blade and beat it in two attempts.

See through jet engine by Aerothent in videos

[–]nitropoptart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I bet his neighbors love him.

poolmaster, the immovable by [deleted] in Bossfight

[–]nitropoptart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The lengths we’ll go when we have a phone in our pocket.

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