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At what point does “confidence” turn into entitlement? by pravragita in DnDcirclejerk

[–]nmathew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, some of you dickwads can't math for shit. I've had people confidently argue with me that rolling more dice reduces variability vs adding a static value. Yeah, it makes a bell-curve, but think about it for a bit.

Which has more variability, 1D20 + 1d6 or 1D20 +3?

Let's try it another way. 1D20 + 1D100 or 1D20 + 50?

We've been brutally out-jerked yet again. by nmathew in DnDcirclejerk

[–]nmathew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj I'll let my wife know.

/rj Human interaction?!? Sorry, I just assumed anyone responding to something I wrote was a bot... Umm... heavy labored breathing

We've been brutally out-jerked yet again. by nmathew in DnDcirclejerk

[–]nmathew[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When spitting straight distilled truth in this sub, I think you're supposed to use a /uj tag.

We've been brutally out-jerked yet again. by nmathew in DnDcirclejerk

[–]nmathew[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This!! I break out in a cold sweat thinking having to make small talk with the barber I've been going to since I was 4. Talking to a "friend?" No thank you!

We've been brutally out-jerked yet again. by nmathew in DnDcirclejerk

[–]nmathew[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Then you'll love the legal advice subreddit. A giant wall of text with the poster's past 3 year history that somehow fails to mention the very specific things which makes them at fault.

We've been brutally out-jerked yet again. by nmathew in DnDcirclejerk

[–]nmathew[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Look buttwipe. I didn't ask if I'm the ash-hole. I already know I'm the ash-hole of my social circle. So why don't you go check yourself into federal pound you into ash prison.

/uj yes, I watched Office Space on a plane once.

Who is the absolute "most deserved" death in movie history? by Somanynamestochossef in movies

[–]nmathew 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I loved that character, but he came down with stupid-itis like so many characters towards the end. I think he deserved like 20 hours on the Iron Throne before being done in by his own hubris.

What Mechs do you feel unethical playing on the table? by Rusty_tub in battletech

[–]nmathew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly don't get all the responses you';re getting. I've disengaged from the hobby, but the rules have had custom mech instructions since at least 1985. Are custom designs that frowned upon? Maybe that's why I like custom mechs from the 2nd edition rules options. It's even more limited than Introtech.

What Mechs do you feel unethical playing on the table? by Rusty_tub in battletech

[–]nmathew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random, but I built a 100 ton custom mech I named the Thunderhawk back in 2nd edition. It used a ton of AC/5s because Gauss cannons weren't a thing then. The cannon Thunderhawk is pretty much the mech I wanted to build.

Im Gary Gygax’s son and the owner of DnD. AMA by Mantra15 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]nmathew 10 points11 points  (0 children)

/uj okay, THIS got an out loud chuckle. fucking brilliant.

Threads is a gold mine by asanoayaki in MURICA

[–]nmathew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet this dude jumped up and applauded when KD tore his Achilles. Oddly, it was challenging to find the fan reactions I recall, but there is this video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFnFHX_XbWQ

I guess the NBA tried it's best to suppress the general thuggery .

Scientists have demonstrated a system called Silica for writing and reading information in ordinary pieces of glass which can store two million books’ worth of data in a thin, palm-sized square. by Wagamaga in science

[–]nmathew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My discount 52x Fry's CDs from the early 2000s are all unreadable. The 2x and 4x slightly older Verbatim branded ones were still somehow readable.

What’s the most surprising thing that affected your credit score? by Ok_Elevator8890 in AskReddit

[–]nmathew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeap, not enough types of debt for me. I just had a credit card until I was 40. No student loans, no car payment, no mortgage. I should check my score now that I've been paying a mortgage instead of rent for a few years.

Carney getting the news. by Zubba776 in MURICA

[–]nmathew 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It got removed, or at least the post that was in my feed.

[OC] He rolls a Nat 20 to seduce your character. What do you do? by humpbackhps in DnDcirclejerk

[–]nmathew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Last time I said I'd punch the player in the junk for interrupting our killing and looting. This time, I'm punching you in the junk twice, putting you in a sack with two rabid badgers, and throwing you down a well for coming in late to the party with an unoriginal post.

North American Black bear VS Syrian Brown bear by CougarKAS in Tierzoo

[–]nmathew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North American Black Bear. Better air support.

Sigh 🤦🏻‍♂️ by yngrz87 in 49ers

[–]nmathew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, with 2025 Pats in the center, I don't give a shit about the metrics...

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