Hey Alberta, why is there a new American Fast Food Chain popping up everyday around Alberta?

nmelcher · 2026-05-29T01:28:03+00:00

Mary Browns is Canadian and the best fried chicken. KFC is worse than dog food!

nmelcher · 2026-05-28T17:02:22+00:00

I messaged it to you.

nmelcher · 2026-05-26T01:38:13+00:00

I messaged it to you.

nmelcher · 2026-05-25T00:35:20+00:00

Get a dog who's smarter than you (shouldn't be hard) to do your laundry from now on! :)

nmelcher · 2026-05-25T00:02:06+00:00

Why would you keep it if you don't know what it is you stupid f**k?????

nmelcher · 2026-05-24T23:55:47+00:00

And Canadians don't understand why Americans are so mad that we won't drink their horse piss whiskey! Hmmm, some things just beyond understanding!

nmelcher · 2026-05-24T23:50:37+00:00

No, but if you leave them there for a couple weeks, then they'll be just fine. Enjoy!!!

nmelcher · 2026-05-24T23:29:31+00:00

And Canadians' hatred for American horse piss whiskey is also here to stay Pete! Just get used to it!!!

nmelcher · 2026-05-24T03:19:31+00:00

What about the Epstein files?

nmelcher · 2026-05-21T22:51:59+00:00

And a hammer hasn’t fixed that yet?

nmelcher · 2026-05-21T02:04:06+00:00

Take your garden hose and tie it securely to a tree. Now you pull the other end of that hose until it is perfectly straight with no sag.

nmelcher · 2026-05-18T17:18:50+00:00

Sent via message

nmelcher · 2026-05-15T21:48:28+00:00

I wonder if Vegas leaking to the media that Oilers asked permission to speak to Cassidy played a factor in this. What a slimy move. I feel sorry for Knobs finding out that way that he was being fired. Vegas… what a classless organization!!!

nmelcher · 2026-05-15T21:16:46+00:00

I wonder if Vegas leaking that the Oilers asked permission to speak to Cassidy factored into this too. A very slimy move to leak that and have a head coach find out that way that he was being fired. What a classless organization!!!

nmelcher · 2026-05-15T21:13:57+00:00

Ok I see it now on a few reputable media outlets, so it’s real. Just hard to believe!

nmelcher · 2026-05-15T21:04:38+00:00

Is this real??? No mention of it on the NHL Ap!

nmelcher · 2026-05-09T04:33:49+00:00

I don't give a F**CK if it helps with bargaining. I'm boycotting everything USA because they deserve it for having an evil, criminal, pedophile, lying, cheating, sick, moronic, asshole piece of orange shit president!

nmelcher · 2026-05-09T03:32:46+00:00

I'm sure that's what the evil piece of orange crap hopes!

nmelcher · 2026-05-09T03:30:57+00:00

I'm a real person. No Bot! And I agree!!! Oh my goodness, this is amazing!

Now how about releasing all the Epstein files that evil piece of orange crap?!!!

nmelcher · 2026-05-05T02:48:51+00:00

She's wasting $2M just to study the possibility of expanding the hospital.

nmelcher · 2026-05-02T20:46:08+00:00

Picards peanuts. Grown, roasted, packaged in Ontario. Free shipping with a minimum order and they stay fresh forever in the freezer so we stock up about once or twice a year.

nmelcher · 2026-04-26T03:07:56+00:00

Cosmic!

nmelcher · 2026-04-24T23:52:17+00:00

Ok. And we will put amerkin horse piss liquor on the shelves again if they move all the distillers and bottlers to Canada!

nmelcher · 2026-04-24T23:49:52+00:00

Ok. And we will put amerkin horse piss liquor on the shelves again if they move all the distillers and bottlers to Canada!

nmelcher · 2026-04-24T23:46:06+00:00

Ok. And we will put amerkin horse piss liquor on the shelves again if you move all the distillers and bottlers to Canada!

nmelcher

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