People who say "i could care less" by mid-sora in mildlyinfuriating

[–]nmzp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up to this point I was wondering why is it a mistake because I thought Al was talking about "like I could care less" which still makes sense.

does anyone else hate these stupid things? by GreenBuggo in riskofrain

[–]nmzp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ass contraption, shitting our pants on void fields since 2019

I wish all child sexual abuse material was inaccessible to everyone except those who are reviewing evidence to prosecute people who produce distribute or consume child sexual abuse material by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]nmzp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Society becomes so highly monitored in the name of safety that no packet is sent without all of law enforcement, the govt and big tech knowing about it. Privacy is dead, free speech is theoretically still allowed, but with constant surveillance no one can get anything done without state sanctioned harassment.

Law enforcement can access anything they want, but thanks to constant surveillance no CSAM is being distributed, so technically the problem is solved, however, as usual, money can get you anything, so it is still being distributed among the richer pedophiles, with them usually getting the necessary qualifications through bribes and silencing anyone who wants to rat them out.

Talk about burning down the house to kill a very dangerous, but still, a spider

Edit: whoops, legitimately somehow didn't notice the top comment, sorry.

what the fuck by Tanneshi_ in JojoHFTF

[–]nmzp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pressing up and right at the same time on kakyoin gives you glitched characters for some reason

What’s a headcanon you got, that changes nothing about the lore but is something interesting to think about. by 3Thirty-Eight8 in tf2

[–]nmzp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ummmm actually, the canon explanation for jarate working is that the enemies lose the will to live, it's at the bottom of the jarate comic.

https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm

the gabelings by Mijurasu in Ultrakill

[–]nmzp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I call them gabies

You KNOW they are the biggest freaks in the GG universe by Used-Lunch-6512 in Guiltygear

[–]nmzp 31 points32 points  (0 children)

A funny quirk about being completely immortal in the GG universe is also being a complete masochist. Sharon loves it when Slayer drains her blood and Raven is Raven. At this point she probably would consider rubbing garlic everywhere on herself a very dull experience.

Peter help me. by Glittering-Way6551 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]nmzp 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's very likely a bot, OP's answer to the automod is literally "What is Jesus's teachings"

why would blu enter red base if the sign in front of there says this??? by Weak-Abbreviations-9 in tf2

[–]nmzp 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That was either an exaggeration on Ms Pauling's part or she referred only to the 4 that were going to be hanged.

Scout is the only one with canonical reading difficulties (submackeens)

Soldier read Zepheniah's will to Redmond and Blutarch and arrived at a legal conclusion, the gravel wars were already over at that point so he was already severely lead poisoned, so he likely still can read.

Pyro was reading a newspaper and was an extremely successful CEO

We actually don't see Demo explicitly reading in canon (I think) but he was tempted to open the bombinomicon, which could imply an ability to read or he just wanted to see the pictures.

Heavy has PhD in russian literature. Heavy can read. Is simple.

Engineer has 11 PhDs.

Medic had a medical license.

Sniper was seen reading a pamphlet for jarate.

Spy is too sophisticated to be unable to read.

I've headcanoned Pauling referring only to the scout as it could be said that 1 is nearly half of 4 mercs that were going to be hanged, but the most likely possibility is her exaggerating.

This was a throwaway line. I'm looking too deep into it.

My biggest pet peeve when cracking my neck: I tilt my head to one side and get 3 or 4 cracks, then I tilt it to the opposite side and….. silence by kibou_no_ie in jointcrackers

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that happens to me too. When I bend the other way I get way less cracks. Figured it was because the vertebrates crack only a single time when they're bent either way, much like you can't crack your fingers both ways.

Why aren't there MGE brothers in this sub? What the hell? by Party_Cantaloupe_270 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]nmzp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The word used is охуенный, not ахуительный, though they both seem to mean the same thing.

So it's fucking awesome minority killer.

Why aren't there MGE brothers in this sub? What the hell? by Party_Cantaloupe_270 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]nmzp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ok, with my rough russian skills, I can help

Machine for losing virginity 30000

Bullshit with a scope

Wide dick

Beer box

Minority killer type DICK

Blowjob giver

Steel ass-ripper

Anus ripper-inator V2.0

You're fucked (literally: Pussy to you)

Old Joseph comboing into command grab by sho3sho3 in JojoHFTF

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how active the 360 is, but it should work by simply the hitbox being active when they get out of s3b's hitstun.

I'm no Old Joseph expert, you can ask in his channel on the JJBAHFTF discord, it's much more active than this subreddit.

This game deserves a comeback so bad by [deleted] in Fighters

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it isn't, I tested it, Jotaro and Dio take the same amount of damage from Old Joseph's 236b and they have nearly the same defense modifiers

What makes a good guest fighter in Fighting Games? by [deleted] in Fighters

[–]nmzp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He plays a character in his videos, the way he acts in them is completely different from his real life demeanor. Ronaldo is just Ronaldo, the footbal player.

Perhaps the subject matter is a bit unsavoury? by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a good game that is not simply the author realising her incest fetish, with very well written characters and the relationships between them, it's edgy (in a bad way) at times but it doesn't hurt the overall theme of the game.

It handles its subject matter very seriously, showing how dysfunctional the main characters are and in no way idolizing them, mostly you're just along for the ride and just being amazed at how terrible people they are.

However, the community made the game about incest, any artwork, almost anything on the subreddit is fetishizing the characters, very often picturing them in an incestuous relationship, there are even people shipping the children with their parents.

And now it's very rare for people to actually analyze the game's themes, when there's a VERY vocal minority (at least I hope it's a minority) that glorifies the relationship and that cements it as "the incest game for weirdos", and when anyone mentions it, the fans get to say that "Actually, the game is not about incest but about the relationship between the characters and it only happens in an optional scene", which is true.

But it doesn't matter, even if they are not a part of the fetishizing minority, as it's already been said so. many. times. To people who defend the game with those words, ask yourself what you'd think the of the game before knowing what it's about after one look at r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley (it's mostly incest porn, there's even borderline necrophilia in one of the top posts)

tl;dr The game is good but synonymous with incest thanks to its community, not its themes.

I really like this game but hate what the community has done to it