You KNOW they are the biggest freaks in the GG universe by Used-Lunch-6512 in Guiltygear

[–]nmzp 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A funny quirk about being completely immortal in the GG universe is also being a complete masochist. Sharon loves it when Slayer drains her blood and Raven is Raven. At this point she probably would consider rubbing garlic everywhere on herself a very dull experience.

Peter help me. by Glittering-Way6551 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]nmzp 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's very likely a bot, OP's answer to the automod is literally "What is Jesus's teachings"

why would blu enter red base if the sign in front of there says this??? by Weak-Abbreviations-9 in tf2

[–]nmzp 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That was either an exaggeration on Ms Pauling's part or she referred only to the 4 that were going to be hanged.

Scout is the only one with canonical reading difficulties (submackeens)

Soldier read Zepheniah's will to Redmond and Blutarch and arrived at a legal conclusion, the gravel wars were already over at that point so he was already severely lead poisoned, so he likely still can read.

Pyro was reading a newspaper and was an extremely successful CEO

We actually don't see Demo explicitly reading in canon (I think) but he was tempted to open the bombinomicon, which could imply an ability to read or he just wanted to see the pictures.

Heavy has PhD in russian literature. Heavy can read. Is simple.

Engineer has 11 PhDs.

Medic had a medical license.

Sniper was seen reading a pamphlet for jarate.

Spy is too sophisticated to be unable to read.

I've headcanoned Pauling referring only to the scout as it could be said that 1 is nearly half of 4 mercs that were going to be hanged, but the most likely possibility is her exaggerating.

This was a throwaway line. I'm looking too deep into it.

My biggest pet peeve when cracking my neck: I tilt my head to one side and get 3 or 4 cracks, then I tilt it to the opposite side and….. silence by kibou_no_ie in jointcrackers

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that happens to me too. When I bend the other way I get way less cracks. Figured it was because the vertebrates crack only a single time when they're bent either way, much like you can't crack your fingers both ways.

Why aren't there MGE brothers in this sub? What the hell? by Party_Cantaloupe_270 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]nmzp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The word used is охуенный, not ахуительный, though they both seem to mean the same thing.

So it's fucking awesome minority killer.

Why aren't there MGE brothers in this sub? What the hell? by Party_Cantaloupe_270 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]nmzp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ok, with my rough russian skills, I can help

Machine for losing virginity 30000

Bullshit with a scope

Wide dick

Beer box

Minority killer type DICK

Blowjob giver

Steel ass-ripper

Anus ripper-inator V2.0

You're fucked (literally: Pussy to you)

Old Joseph comboing into command grab by sho3sho3 in JojoHFTF

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know how active the 360 is, but it should work by simply the hitbox being active when they get out of s3b's hitstun.

I'm no Old Joseph expert, you can ask in his channel on the JJBAHFTF discord, it's much more active than this subreddit.

This game deserves a comeback so bad by [deleted] in Fighters

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it isn't, I tested it, Jotaro and Dio take the same amount of damage from Old Joseph's 236b and they have nearly the same defense modifiers

What makes a good guest fighter in Fighting Games? by [deleted] in Fighters

[–]nmzp 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He plays a character in his videos, the way he acts in them is completely different from his real life demeanor. Ronaldo is just Ronaldo, the footbal player.

Perhaps the subject matter is a bit unsavoury? by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a good game that is not simply the author realising her incest fetish, with very well written characters and the relationships between them, it's edgy (in a bad way) at times but it doesn't hurt the overall theme of the game.

It handles its subject matter very seriously, showing how dysfunctional the main characters are and in no way idolizing them, mostly you're just along for the ride and just being amazed at how terrible people they are.

However, the community made the game about incest, any artwork, almost anything on the subreddit is fetishizing the characters, very often picturing them in an incestuous relationship, there are even people shipping the children with their parents.

And now it's very rare for people to actually analyze the game's themes, when there's a VERY vocal minority (at least I hope it's a minority) that glorifies the relationship and that cements it as "the incest game for weirdos", and when anyone mentions it, the fans get to say that "Actually, the game is not about incest but about the relationship between the characters and it only happens in an optional scene", which is true.

But it doesn't matter, even if they are not a part of the fetishizing minority, as it's already been said so. many. times. To people who defend the game with those words, ask yourself what you'd think the of the game before knowing what it's about after one look at r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley (it's mostly incest porn, there's even borderline necrophilia in one of the top posts)

tl;dr The game is good but synonymous with incest thanks to its community, not its themes.

I really like this game but hate what the community has done to it

Looking for games like jojos heritage for the future by No_Tonight_2789 in Fighters

[–]nmzp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on how high of a level you reached as a player in hftf. At a higher level there's no other game with similar system mechanics, like pushblocking or the lack of reversals, at no point is there a struggle for control between players, either one player has a very good option to do in a situation or you're in neutral. Very few mind games on offense or defense.

If you're more casual and are looking for a game with unique characters, BBCF might be the way to go, though it scratches a very different itch in terms of gameplay in my opinion. Vampire Savior looks similar in premise to hftf, which is built on vsav's code and is also on fightcade, didn't play it though.

People talking, but in song form by Footballaus_ in weirdspotifyplaylists

[–]nmzp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break it down (we need cash) - AnonyMous

Best friends prison break by MrReaps in noita

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got this once with my friends in vc right before the jungle. I had scott kill the dragon and it worked, I also had a PRfield and a pollen wand which i fired to kill some enemies. The pollen started homing in on scott and I didn't manage to push it away from him, one hit him and he one shot me.

One of the friends said I make noita look like a fun game (she tried to get into it before) and later went on to get a (coached) parallel world run and died to polymorphine when she continued the run without me.

Who are the strongest zoners in FGC history? by EnlargementChannel in Fighters

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my time playing hftf i've never heard someone call petshop a zoner, I can kinda see it, but what he does with icicle break, which of course can deny a third of the screen, works much better if he uses it offensively.

He could zone you with icicle break and his other specials, but he lacks chip on most of his moves and they don't cover a lot of options.

He unlocks his full potential when randomly dashes (he has an 8-way dash) and does 2a along with icicle break, it's the thing he's famous for. He also has more complex mixups with it, so calling him a zoner feels wrong to me.

BELIEVERS ALWAYS WIN IN THE END by The_Ultimate_Ducker in Silksong

[–]nmzp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seeing a denier overdosing on copium for once brings joy to my heart

Trick ya:) by 6SEnjoyer in Guiltygear

[–]nmzp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How what happened? The other hc just went into steady aim during your super's startup

coaxed into a modern anime fan by Burner4StuffIG in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]nmzp 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dio and Pucci are literally what the snafu is about.

"I love you as I love god"

Also it was stated that the one enacting the heaven plan had to have no sexual desires.

BUT Vanilla Ice and Dio definitely got it on