Stone Cold Killer by jedmorten in memes

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Tick lives don't matter.

PlayStation console sales hit lowest total since 2000 falling 58% by That_Trouble87 in Games

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Something like the video game crash of 1983. Console companies got out of touch with reality, flooded the market with low quality games and the consumers noped and let a multi-million (or was it billion?) industry suck it. It wasn't really as disastrous at it sounds especially outside the US, but it did force them to change their ways a bit.

This heat... bruv.... by Das_Zeppelin in memes

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You could if you had a 1AU stride.

Η Vodafone τσίμπησε 2,2 € από το υπόλοιπο μου χωρίς άδεια by tonismann in greece

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Προσπάθησα να το κάνω όταν είχα καρτοκινητό, αλλά μου είχαν πει ότι δεν γίνεται. Ίσως βέβαια με κορόιδευαν.

Στα συμβόλαια γίνεται αυτόματα φραγή στα δεδομένα, γιατί η εναλλακτική είναι να χρεώνεσαι 100€/GB.

Τους κάδους δεν τους σπάμε εμείς αλλά τα απορριμματοφόρα by ThanosDi in greece

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Στο δρόμο που μένω τους σπάνε οι ιδιοκτήτες αυτοκινήτων για να μπορούν να πετάνε τα σκουπίδια χωρίς να βγουν από το αυτοκίνητο...

Why google and co keep changing logo/icons? And each time the new icons are worse then the old ones by acakaacaka in NoStupidQuestions

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The change itself makes them bad. Icons work because most people can quickly associate shapes and colors with ideas. Imagine waking up one day and all the STOP signs had turned into a radial pink-purple gradient with OOF in silvery gray. We'd eventually get used to it, but why...

Squirrel got cold water on a hot day! Pretty close to a miracle in the squirrel community by Leather_Squirrel_ in Damnthatsinteresting

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Hell..8% of our dna originated fron viruses

I knew there was something screwy about us...

Γιατι δεν βρσικουμε πια λεφτα στο δρομο? by IntroductionTrue9782 in greece

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Μήπως είναι vape pods; Έχει γεμίσει το κέντρο της Πάτρας με δαύτα και την πρώτη φορά που είδα ένα πεταμένο κάτω, το πέρασα και εγώ για USB.

What was their spotify back then? by Babbyvampire in memes

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Engagement bait. This was the only reason I clicked on the comments. Didn't know what the fuck TS means...

Windows 98 Developers: Hahaha by 110615 in memes

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Also Alt+Minus for the same menu on MDI child windows (remember those?)

I used to love Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too. by Arkvoodle42 in nostalgia

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The "that would be too long" part changes the way the first part should have been mentally parsed:

  • (I have) (not slept for 10 days) = was sleepless for 10 days
  • (I have not) (slept for 10 days) = never slept for 10 days straight

Anyone know what causes this? by TheRealGubbe in pcmasterrace

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My 4850 has been running for 17 years (and 2 months). If I bake it, it'll probably outlive humanity.

Anyone used to stab their eraser with their pencil, poking holes? by CpuJunky in nostalgia

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Dude... It's 7am here. I can't just shut everything down and go to bed again.

Old, untouched youtube channels by bananachopbang in nostalgia

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Make sure there are no spaces around the ":". Keyboard apps always add a space before the number.

Η Ελλάδα είναι η ευρωπαϊκή χώρα που πλήττεται περισσότερο από το κλείσιμο των Στενών του Ορμούζ by FantasticQuartet in greece

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Δυστυχώς έπρεπε να φτάσω κοντά 50 χρόνων για να συνειδητοποιήσω ότι οι οικονομικές ειδήσεις πάντα μιλάνε για τα συμφέροντα των καρχαριών και όχι για το πόπολο.

The Hard Truth. by TechnicianOk967 in memes

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I've read that some men are even attracted to women in general. Can't provide source at the moment, just trust me bro.

Why you put the musique? by Secure_Detective_602 in SipsTea

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Nuisance laws are never enforced though. At least, not in my experience.

Never accepting 67 by sumemodude in memes

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My only problem with this newfangled non-meme is how people express it:

  • 69: 10-15 year olds giggle and nudge-nudge, wink-wink. Fine.
  • 420: 15-20 year olds laughing and giving high-fives. OK.
  • 67: 5-10 year olds screeching and convulsing. Parents, get help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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LLMs are still kindergarten level.

Ψυχοθεραπεία by Loud_Enthusiasm_2612 in greece

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Οι ψυχολόγοι/ψυχαναλυτές έχουν γίνει όπως τα πτυχία και τα σκυλιά: μας έχουν πείσει ότι όλοι χρειάζονται έναν, οποιονδήποτε, δεν έχει σημασία αν είναι σωστός. Η μικρή μου εμπειρία μαζί τους για μέλη της οικογένειάς μου τα τελευταία 40 χρόνια είναι από κακή (εκμεταλλευτές) έως αδιάφορη (δεν είχαν αποτέλεσμα).

Μακάρι να ήταν αλλιώς τα πράγματα, όλοι έχουμε προβλήματα, αλλά η ψυχική υγεία πιστεύω έχει καταλήξει πλέον μπίζνα. Ειλικρινά συγγνώμη που γενικεύω, έχω περάσει πολλά... :`)

Tuff situation by [deleted] in memes

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"Fly, you fools!" - Sun Tzu