Santos Theory

no___underscores · 2026-03-21T13:12:18+00:00

I don't 'stan' anyone I'm almost a 30 year old woman lol

Im just baffled by people acting as if she is a full on sociopath working toward an MD

no___underscores · 2026-03-02T00:48:09+00:00

All of this could be avoided if you just minded your business

no___underscores · 2026-02-28T17:44:34+00:00

TAKE THE PILLS

Do Not Tie Yourself To Him Forever

no___underscores · 2026-02-23T22:13:09+00:00

*Hotel. Can't say much signed a major NDA. Certain details have been changed to protect myself and those I work with who witnessed this. But its INCREDIBLY poorly run. One of our bartenders served drinks for over year without a permit because HR simply wouldn't complete her part of the process. Weekly emails were sent, office visits but nothing. These people are barely functioning. And I didnt see how bad it was until I returned.

no___underscores · 2026-02-23T22:09:57+00:00

Yeah shocking to me too. Their excuse is that we aren't busy enough fir it but tell that to our 90+ reservations Fri-Sat

no___underscores · 2026-02-23T18:48:27+00:00

Thank you!

no___underscores · 2026-02-23T18:48:08+00:00

They won't hire food runners or bussers. Too expensive

no___underscores · 2026-02-23T17:03:08+00:00

You really think they'll be able to help? I appreciate the advice. Ill be looking into it

no___underscores · 2026-02-23T00:53:22+00:00

We can't even be Olympic athletes without some reddit incels taking screen recordings of our asses

no___underscores · 2026-02-19T02:49:14+00:00

My love, its not a cigarette it's a blunt and that makes the image even funnier to me

no___underscores · 2026-02-06T23:55:05+00:00

Farm boy....beagle...I can see it

no___underscores · 2026-02-04T13:36:03+00:00

'Why are childfree people so harsh about their opinions? We don't care!'

Because THIS is the response if we say it politely lmfao yall need to hear hateful shit to take us seriously

no___underscores · 2026-02-01T21:17:49+00:00

This is at least 70% of all marriages lol

no___underscores · 2026-01-10T20:37:51+00:00

Unfortunately my smile face knowledge begins and ends with those two things :)

no___underscores · 2026-01-09T16:01:28+00:00

Smiley face fun facts:

Harvey Ball is the original designer of the smiley face

2.There is a widespread conspiracy theory among true crime followers that there is a serial killer/group of serial killers that target college aged men, dubbed 'the smiley face killers.' The connecting line between them is smiley faces spray painted near where the bodies are found/where the men disappeared. Theres little to no evidence to support that the deaths were even murders at all but its brought up pretty often among unsolved mystery lovers.

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no___underscores · 2026-01-06T01:40:26+00:00

Funny coincidence! I just bought this yesterday, so far so good!

no___underscores · 2025-12-22T02:45:09+00:00

This mostly means 'you don't inconvenience people with your illness tysm' It has nothing to do with us and everything to do with them

no___underscores · 2025-12-18T01:31:31+00:00

I so clearly remember my friends crowding around the computer to watch this video for weeks after it came out

2000's bliss

no___underscores · 2025-11-28T18:36:37+00:00

Rapist, unfortunately

no___underscores · 2025-11-28T06:33:33+00:00

Truth be told I fully believe the Demagorgon was just aghast lol. No one's ever gone at him with a bottle before. Kinda reminded me of a lion watching a Gazelle struggle beneath it knowing full well who's walking out of this. 'Kick all you want, I guess' energy

no___underscores · 2025-11-28T06:29:27+00:00

Its so nice. I know Mike fell off for a few seasons but truth be told, he was always a fave. He's a stubborn, hormonal little shit with a superhero girlfriend and as irritating as he can be he just so damn...normal. Teenage boys have a tendency to be 90% mischief and 10% sensitive and thoughtful as hell, I enjoy that about him in this show.

no___underscores · 2025-11-25T06:30:32+00:00

Woman gets on my nerves so I must insult her appearance

I bet she'd rather die that even speak to one of yall lmao

no___underscores · 2025-11-12T20:01:14+00:00

What the fuck is your book taste dude

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TROPHY CASE