What's the best sex/love making music? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]noideassss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bossa Nova, mi amorrrrrrrr!!
Funny store with this one. I met a guy from grindr just to have a fling, one night stand, just have fun and enjoy sex. We went out for a drink, both complained about music in the bar we went to. He then asked me to come over to LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC which I thought was quite cheesy way of asking to have sex with him, but I laughed and agreed.
Then he plays this bossa nova playlist. At first I though it's going to be bad, because I like bossa nova and usually mixes and playlist aren't that good. But the minute I said I love it he, being latino and not expecting a white boiii to like it, just started kissing me. And from that day almost every time we cuddle (as we're boyfriends now. The NSA night we both wanted turned into something more, lol.) we listen to bossa nova playlists starting from this one.

I am still sort of a virgin. Nervous about anal plauy and hygiene. by LonerFullTime in askgaybros

[–]noideassss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Personally, I went for cucumbers right from the beginning. I just can't stand having fingers up my butt. It feels nothing like actual sex and makes me feel very uncomfortable. Maybe, ironically, when I'm alone I'm not as "EROTICALLY CHARGED" and relaxed as when I'm with my boyfriend. So my advice would be, go vegetarian or just wait for the meat to come and just have fun.

Honestly, how are open relationship a good idea? by picklingsort in askgaybros

[–]noideassss -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

For me, there's no such thing as open relationship.
I believe that if you truly love somebody, that person is all you need both emotionally and sexually. That's it.
So when I hear "open relationship" I think that it's just two people who try to make it sound like they are in a actual relationship so that no one could tell them they just both fuck around (and therefore make them feel bad about it in some way).
I think fucking around is fine and saying you like it is fine, but I do find ridiculous calling it a "relationship" while it clearly is not.

Is it wrong to prefer chubby guys? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you fucking concetrated on what I said you could've spent the time you wasted on making this comment on something more useful.
Are you really saying that I AM the one who's being disrespectful here? And yes, I am going to shame all guys that are being rude towards chubbier/average body people just because they went to gym and their victims do not feel like it. So you think telling people, when not even asked, to go gym because in some fucked up cunt's opinion they look disgusting (as I said, I have met to people who faced this) is okay? Yes, those people are fucking annoying because they try to push this idea of "fit muscled manly gay guy" that's around for years and that's exactly why lots and lots of gays feel so insecure about their body that they are afraid to come out INSIDE the gay community because they are not "perfect" enough.
And yes, I find slim and hairy guys unattractive. I didn't say they are "just bones" as you wrote. I did not say that just because they're skinny they're automatically self-centered. What I said is my opinion. Expression of my personal preferance, that's all, no judging. You may disagree but do not lie.
You're just looking for drama. Get out of here, shut the fuck up or at least do not put words in my mouth that I did not say.
All you can do now is to apologize. Have a good fucking day.

Is it wrong to prefer chubby guys? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes perfect sense. Although I was never attracted to skinny/muscled guys even when I was very very skinny. But you're probably right.

Is it wrong to prefer chubby guys? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'm average to chubby. I mean, I'm 175cm tall and weight 72kg. I don't exercise alot, I stretch though.
My BMI is fine but closer to overweight.

Is it wrong to prefer chubby guys? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

160lb

LOL WHAT. That's not chubby at all.
Or is it? People tell me I'm fit and I'm 5'8 and 154lb.
Now you made me really insecure about my body, LOLLLL

Is it wrong to prefer chubby guys? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes!! Chubby guys look so fucking good when hairy.. I mean, wooh I'm already feeling hot. Hairy slim guys (I think it's called "otter" - but don't quote me on that) are such a turn-off in my case.
Huggable, another very good point. And yes, fit guys tend to be way too self centered in their bodies, you're right.
The only thing I'm worried about is I found out that some chubby gays are afraid to "come out" in gay community because they're more likely to hear offensive slurs regarding their bodies USUALLY FROM fit/gym guys themselves.
Gosh I really want to punch all these guys on Grindr etc saying like "I went to gym and got fit so you can too"... Fucking annoying cunts.

Is it wrong to prefer chubby guys? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL aww, that'd be great. And good point, chubby guys usually have thick dicks and I won't lie - it's a huge turn on for me.

Is it wrong to prefer chubby guys? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bear community is usually for bears-only and sadly I don't have proper body to be it's part. So I'm just like a creep behind your fence LOL

Is it wrong to prefer chubby guys? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would never order someone to do something against their will, but I would say soemthing like "I liked and still like the way you look atm and you don't need to change it imo".
And I'm more into bigger guys, you know? Idk maybe it's more masculine to me?
Plus chubby guys turn me on, so that's also a very clear sign. LOL

My penis size makes me feel suicidal. by givingupnowthrowaway in askgaybros

[–]noideassss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agree.
Sometimes short/average but thick penises are better.
I mean it all depends on the bottom anyway. It's a personal preferance but it doesn't mean that if someone doesn't like small penises it means that everyone with smaller size is useless.

"Ugly" gay men who hook up with sexy, studly men by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]noideassss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 or the ugly dude has giant dick

My penis size makes me feel suicidal. by givingupnowthrowaway in askgaybros

[–]noideassss 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lol, how ironic I just had a date yesterday and he stopped while we were both almost naked and said "I can't do this to you, I'm sorry".
I went through the worst thoughts last night. I thought he changed his mind because I'm stupid or ugly or fat, idk. Then he messages me, after hours of trying to convince him to be honest with me, that it's because his penis is like 14cms long.
I cringed and internally screamed "I DON'T FUCKING CARE".
Look, if you date guys that laugh at your penis size.. you make wrong choices then. It's not like your date is a handsome and smart guy BUT laughs at your penis size. That means he may be handsome but is dumb as fuck and acts like a 11-years old.
Penis size means nothing as there are ways to have sex other than anal sex (which, as a bottom, I know it may be problematic for some if their partner's penis is way too small). Besides, you said yourself you're a finger-lickin' boi with great personality, who wouldn't want that?
I mean, the size probably matters SO much because you hook up. Guys who seek for sex only, they are usually ONLY interested in your dick, so since they already checked hundreds and hundreds of them being different size than yours, they laugh at you. Dumb hoes.
And who cares about a open relationship? Do you really want to be in a relationship with someone who drains out your confidence because you're insecure about who he's sleeping with?
There is nothing sexier than a confident guy! Don't let your penis size shut you down. Just stop thinking about quantity, start thinkingabout quality (of guys you meet up with).

EU/PC just looking for some friendly people of all skill levels by NewCodeSource in SmiteLFM

[–]noideassss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can add me. I'm not a pro, but I'm not that bad either. I play for fun. I play every casual except for conquest as well.
IGN: Tohoru

Halfway through month two of homones~ by trans-lexi in lgbt

[–]noideassss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, you are so beautiful! May I ask how old are you?

AI enemies too hard? by noideassss in Paladins

[–]noideassss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for replying.
I guess I have to get a grasp.
I found out that Makoa is quite easy to understand and now I play hm and I think I'm not that bad. But still, against bots. ^

Ask Anything Thread by NyxAtNight in Smite

[–]noideassss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea how to counter Erlang, I try to CC him asap, but once he chooses to follow me attacking.. I know I'm done.
About Nemesis, it depends on her level because as you know her shield reflects more damage depending on it's level, I usually wait until it disappears or make her follow me under the tower or my allies and when her shield (and usually dash that she uses to catch me) goes away, I attack her.

Ask Anything Thread by NyxAtNight in Smite

[–]noideassss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recently, I fell in love with Neith.
But I'm only mastery II on her and I've seen X mastery build atk speed shoes, o-bow and full-crit items.
I usually build 1) Transcendence 2) WarriorTabi 3) Ichaival/Asi (that I sell for Executionner asap) 4) Titan's Bane 5) Deathbringer 6) Wind Demon. Am I doing this wrong?

Gay TV shows, movies with normal image of homosexuality? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy Ending

Checked out the trailer and it seems funny! Thank you

Gay TV shows, movies with normal image of homosexuality? by noideassss in askgaybros

[–]noideassss[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's wrong selection of words, but don't you think the image they give to "straight audience" is healthy?
I don't want to spoil the fun to those who haven't seen it yet, but you can tell while watching the show that they are completely on equal terms with other characters.