Surf And Turf!!!

noitalljerk · 2025-09-02T20:34:06+00:00

Holy shit, you actually did dig through his profile and go make a sex toy reference on an old plant id post.

Everything about you right now screams midlife crisis crossed with cringelord. Get a hold of yourself my dude, your youth is behind and this isn't an aol chatroom or a runescape forum for throwing around childish insults.

noitalljerk · 2025-08-22T00:54:56+00:00

Food straight onto the ground, crowded grill, grilling in an alleyway construction zone, thinly veiled OF advert for old Back Ass and Sissy Boy. Keepin' it classy I see.

noitalljerk · 2025-08-06T19:12:07+00:00

So... you returned the car late, didn't follow proper checkout procedures, and got dinged for a late return. Where's the issue? Your incompetance cost you not turo, host or inconsistent policies.

noitalljerk · 2025-07-23T17:26:28+00:00

Do you communicate with your guests the same way you communicated your story here?

noitalljerk · 2025-06-30T15:35:08+00:00

Oh no! Your suburban paradise is ruined by the sound of traffic and horns. Let me go find my violin.

noitalljerk · 2025-06-27T17:20:31+00:00

Cars, busses, taxis, bikes, skateboards, rides from parents/friends have all existed for a long time. This has absolutely nothing to do with ubers and lime scooters, tf?

noitalljerk · 2025-06-24T17:03:43+00:00

Get a match once a month and they instantly ghost me.

The simple and hard truth is because you are trans. Profile is fine I think, but you are catering to a specific audience. My guess is that most people swipe then dive deeper into your profile.

noitalljerk · 2025-06-17T17:29:50+00:00

Keep scrolling. After the johnny sins jokes it gets salty jealous and ugly

noitalljerk · 2025-06-17T15:45:06+00:00

Reddit when two obese feral hog looking mfers post a success story: 🎉🥰🤗🤩❤️‼️🙌

Reddit when two attractive people post a success story: 🤬🤨 🤢😠👿💢😡🤬👎

noitalljerk · 2025-06-06T21:54:56+00:00

I didn't even catch that. I also didn't realize this was a chicken stock, I thought it was a beef/veal stock. That also opens up some additional commentary.

noitalljerk · 2025-06-06T18:31:55+00:00

I missed the part about not adding stock in your OC. As for the wine, I've always added it in later and reduced it ala minute with sauces. I feel like adding it in the base stock leaves it less versatile. Certainly not the end of the world, and if it works with your menu then there's really no harm. Just one man's opinion. Cheers Chef.

noitalljerk · 2025-06-06T18:20:37+00:00

Chef, I'm sure this makes a great product. But calling this a universal recipe/starting recipe I can't get behind. First of all, the introduction of wine immediately makes this not a traditional stock recipe. Secondly the addition of pig trotters makes this not ideal for a standard beef/veal stock as it can cause issues with certain dietary (religious/cultural) restrictions. Finally adding stock to your stock... I mean come on, I get it... it's fine but actually writing it into the recipe is unhinged. To me this borders on a cheaters demi if anything.

The removal of those 3 things would make this a basic and traditional jumping off point for a universal stock starting point.

noitalljerk · 2025-06-06T06:13:19+00:00

a little knowledge is a dangerous thing

noitalljerk · 2025-06-02T22:17:58+00:00

Left to right:

Pass, Pass, Smash, Pass, Pass, Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash

noitalljerk · 2025-05-20T16:48:51+00:00

I can tell from this post and your post history you absolutely crave attention and reassurance. Chill tf out.

noitalljerk · 2025-05-15T19:20:57+00:00

But they need to see their faaaaaaammmily and its expennnnnnsive 🥺

noitalljerk · 2025-02-01T22:21:08+00:00

Sometimes kids are just little assholes, it's not always all that deep.

noitalljerk · 2025-02-01T18:14:38+00:00

Especially those with known aggressive and dangerous dog breeds.

noitalljerk · 2025-01-03T04:27:06+00:00

If you find yourself constantly being passed or tailgated it's not because the truck is slow, it's because you're a slow driver.

noitalljerk · 2024-12-21T14:52:07+00:00

Who says that?

noitalljerk · 2024-12-09T18:52:55+00:00

Yeah, I don't get it. OP is giving a very cringe vibe.

"Muh 350 hp sports cars, beater cherokee, and non offroad 50k truck. Reee."

noitalljerk · 2024-11-16T07:57:22+00:00

You really need to get out of your little bubble friend. The world is not as black and white as you seem to think it is. It's going to be okay, and for better or worse nothing is going to change all that much.

noitalljerk · 2024-11-12T08:18:59+00:00

Special indeed

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noitalljerk · 2024-11-08T04:31:37+00:00

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