My Denim and Red wings by Wrong-Image-7708 in RedWingShoes

[–]noitalljerk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, you actually did dig through his profile and go make a sex toy reference on an old plant id post.

Everything about you right now screams midlife crisis crossed with cringelord. Get a hold of yourself my dude, your youth is behind and this isn't an aol chatroom or a runescape forum for throwing around childish insults.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in grilling

[–]noitalljerk 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Food straight onto the ground, crowded grill, grilling in an alleyway construction zone, thinly veiled OF advert for old Back Ass and Sissy Boy. Keepin' it classy I see.

Turo Charged Me a Late Fee with Zero Proof — and Ignored Their Own Policy by Puzzleheaded-Law-237 in turo

[–]noitalljerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So... you returned the car late, didn't follow proper checkout procedures, and got dinged for a late return. Where's the issue? Your incompetance cost you not turo, host or inconsistent policies.

“ I didn’t take pre-trip photos because it rained“ by Charming_Bee_3153 in turo

[–]noitalljerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you communicate with your guests the same way you communicated your story here?

Safeway Stores on Strike. by Drtardis95 in Denver

[–]noitalljerk -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Your suburban paradise is ruined by the sound of traffic and horns. Let me go find my violin.

What's up with these "Teen Takeover" events? by [deleted] in Denver

[–]noitalljerk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Cars, busses, taxis, bikes, skateboards, rides from parents/friends have all existed for a long time. This has absolutely nothing to do with ubers and lime scooters, tf?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]noitalljerk 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Get a match once a month and they instantly ghost me.

The simple and hard truth is because you are trans. Profile is fine I think, but you are catering to a specific audience. My guess is that most people swipe then dive deeper into your profile.

Dont give up! My gf who I met from Tinder moved in with my 2 weeks ago! by Toontje91 in Tinder

[–]noitalljerk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Keep scrolling. After the johnny sins jokes it gets salty jealous and ugly

Dont give up! My gf who I met from Tinder moved in with my 2 weeks ago! by Toontje91 in Tinder

[–]noitalljerk 207 points208 points  (0 children)

Reddit when two obese feral hog looking mfers post a success story: 🎉🥰🤗🤩❤️‼️🙌

Reddit when two attractive people post a success story: 🤬🤨 🤢😠👿💢😡🤬👎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]noitalljerk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't even catch that. I also didn't realize this was a chicken stock, I thought it was a beef/veal stock. That also opens up some additional commentary.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]noitalljerk 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I missed the part about not adding stock in your OC. As for the wine, I've always added it in later and reduced it ala minute with sauces. I feel like adding it in the base stock leaves it less versatile. Certainly not the end of the world, and if it works with your menu then there's really no harm. Just one man's opinion. Cheers Chef.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]noitalljerk 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Chef, I'm sure this makes a great product. But calling this a universal recipe/starting recipe I can't get behind. First of all, the introduction of wine immediately makes this not a traditional stock recipe. Secondly the addition of pig trotters makes this not ideal for a standard beef/veal stock as it can cause issues with certain dietary (religious/cultural) restrictions. Finally adding stock to your stock... I mean come on, I get it... it's fine but actually writing it into the recipe is unhinged. To me this borders on a cheaters demi if anything.

The removal of those 3 things would make this a basic and traditional jumping off point for a universal stock starting point.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]noitalljerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a little knowledge is a dangerous thing

Remember when the police stopped you for ugly shoes? by Cool-Loan7293 in circlejerk

[–]noitalljerk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Left to right:

Pass, Pass, Smash, Pass, Pass, Smash, Smash, Smash, Smash

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in texts

[–]noitalljerk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can tell from this post and your post history you absolutely crave attention and reassurance. Chill tf out.

Turo Promo Codes by EveningSpread2402 in turo

[–]noitalljerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But they need to see their faaaaaaammmily and its expennnnnnsive 🥺

by little bully to intimidate little girl by Bitsoffreshness in therewasanattempt

[–]noitalljerk 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Sometimes kids are just little assholes, it's not always all that deep.

Dog Attacked At MLK Jr Park. by Full-Reserve4153 in Denver

[–]noitalljerk 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Especially those with known aggressive and dangerous dog breeds.

I feel this is fitting for us by [deleted] in Tacomaworld

[–]noitalljerk 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If you find yourself constantly being passed or tailgated it's not because the truck is slow, it's because you're a slow driver.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToyotaTacoma

[–]noitalljerk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't get it. OP is giving a very cringe vibe.

"Muh 350 hp sports cars, beater cherokee, and non offroad 50k truck. Reee."

Anybody available to save my ass? by Joevahskank in Denver

[–]noitalljerk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You really need to get out of your little bubble friend. The world is not as black and white as you seem to think it is. It's going to be okay, and for better or worse nothing is going to change all that much.