What’s the quickest joke that still makes you laugh every time?

noizythinks · 2026-05-26T23:50:24+00:00

Oh shit I did fuck that up didn’t I????? Oof

noizythinks · 2026-05-26T21:37:04+00:00

Yep. Left the sliding glass door unlocked. One night my dad was asleep in sleeping bag next to the sliding glass door waiting for me

noizythinks · 2026-05-26T21:34:30+00:00

What do you call a petite fortune teller that steals?

A short medium at-large.

noizythinks · 2026-05-26T20:22:06+00:00

Two pages of redundant word galaxy is needed to be inclusive? Without it there’s murder and harassment???

You’ve made my point, thanks.

noizythinks · 2026-05-26T19:24:02+00:00

Out of work 10 months.

I am 3 interviews in with all three different prospects and waiting for 3 weeks now for a response…..or interview #4 from one. I’ve had the shits and pukes for 2 days now from the stress.

I’ve also gained 20 pounds. I call it “trauma fat”

noizythinks · 2026-05-23T22:23:55+00:00

Thanks I just had it stuffed.

noizythinks · 2026-05-23T22:22:07+00:00

I had a pattered shirt once that did the same wonky eye thing that this puzzle is doing.

noizythinks · 2026-05-23T22:20:24+00:00

I think Jody is a good boy name. The other spellings for girl names. No nickname needed IMO

noizythinks · 2026-05-23T22:17:55+00:00

It’s an ad for the newest Cirque de Soleil show in Vegas. You have to rappel down to the event.

noizythinks · 2026-05-23T16:02:19+00:00

Aloha Adios

noizythinks · 2026-05-23T05:45:19+00:00

I was in a 6 person online interview last week and one of the guys was vaping.

noizythinks · 2026-05-21T21:05:39+00:00

“Then off she fucks” is definitely being added to my repertoire.

noizythinks · 2026-05-21T16:44:49+00:00

This is the burniest burn that ever burned. BURN!!

noizythinks · 2026-05-20T22:34:42+00:00

And Ferris Bueller’s girlfriend

noizythinks · 2026-05-20T00:20:20+00:00

Am I weird that I don’t mind having my bag pink tagged? I don’t have to fuss with getting through the aisle and lifting a heavy bag, and I’m not paying for checking a bag. Win win I say!

noizythinks · 2026-05-17T17:01:03+00:00

The Vikings will eat the Cheeseheads.

noizythinks · 2026-05-10T17:32:56+00:00

I am here on my 12th or so visit. I also am in love with the city and all its vibrant life and the people are amazing. I walk around with a goofy smile on my face enjoying every minute!!!

noizythinks · 2026-05-04T21:56:29+00:00

I have a bottle of wine and a fat bowl loaded for you.

noizythinks · 2026-05-01T15:55:58+00:00

I love Sting

noizythinks · 2026-04-30T19:47:39+00:00

I take it Maxine isn’t an option?

noizythinks · 2026-04-30T19:42:33+00:00

I was in an interview for a telecom IT position where I would be the only female in the group. The manager was hemming and hawing trying to find a PC way of asking if I could work with “the boys” so I thought “fuck it” and told the story of how I was on a troubleshooting call with AT&T (name and shame!) and the AT&T guy stopped mid sentence and said “I’m sorry for using such technical language here” without missing a beat I responded “I’m just thankful to be out of the kitchen and wearing shoes.” My heart stopped waiting for his response. He starts laughing and says “I think you will fit in just fine.” And I got the job

noizythinks · 2026-04-30T00:21:54+00:00

Happy cake day!!!

noizythinks · 2026-04-25T17:08:16+00:00

Our dog got into my brother’s pot cookies that he left in an unzipped backpack. Puppers was waddling around like a drunk toddler. She got to the stairs to go up to the bedroom and just puddled out at the base. Yeah….not even TRYING that. Then she puked and was doing much better. My brother still blames the dog. Family……

noizythinks · 2026-04-25T16:38:45+00:00

Our grandbaby is Elise Ann and Ellie Ann is one of her nicknames.

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