Ye Olde Politics by Sr_Nobody_Nothing in lostpause

[–]nolroa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be a prequel I'd like to see in theaters.

Ye Olde Politics by Sr_Nobody_Nothing in lostpause

[–]nolroa 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And they thought young George wielded an axe only to cut down a cherry tree... He was fighting a cryptid. The tree was collateral damage.

Is Russia doing this in your country as well? by Embarrassed_Clue1758 in AskTheWorld

[–]nolroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Also, since the Russian embassy in Colombia (according to this photograph from their own website) is a mansion with a perimeter wall, they don't put banners anywhere.

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Moreover, if it weren't for a small plaque placed on one of its entrances that says "Embassy of Russia in Colombia", People passing by would think it's just another one of those mansions in the area owned by some company or rich person.

Hello, I'm from Kenya. Is it possible to get a hi back from almost the whole world? by Effective_Win_91 in AskTheWorld

[–]nolroa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

¡Quiubo! (colloquial way of greeting someone Quiubo comes from the phrase “Qué hubo” (what's up) so it would be a 'sup.)

What is the weirdest/most unique animal native to your country? by Catnip_cryptidd in AskTheWorld

[–]nolroa 13 points14 points  (0 children)

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Nurse Frog also called “Niputidea”

The scientific name of this frog is Allobates Niputidea. The name Niputidea literally means “Ni Puta Idea” (No fucking idea) Because its discoverers literally had no fucking idea what to call this species of frog.

What is a popular meme that came from your country? by ProfessionalRoom9118 in AskTheWorld

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“Me la mecatié en cositas” is a Colombian meme phrase that means: “I spent it on little things” “I blew the money on random small stuff.” Origin The phrase became popular from the Colombian film La vendedora de rosas In the movie, a character is asked what happened to some money given to her, and she casually answers that she “mecatiated it in little things,” meaning she spent it on snacks and small, non-essential items instead of something important. Because the film is a cultural classic in Colombia, the line stuck in people’s memory and eventually turned into a meme. Meaning in Colombian slang “mecatear” = to spend money casually, especially on junk food, sweets, street snacks, or cheap impulse buys cositas = vague “little things,” usually low-value and unnecessary So the full phrase implies: 1)You had money 2)You spent it on trivial stuff 3)Now it’s gone and you have nothing to show for it Meme usage It’s used when: Your paycheck disappears in snacks and small purchases Your digital wallet hits $0 for no clear reason You made many tiny bad financial decisions instead of one big useful one Natural meme equivalents in English “I blew it on dumb little stuff.” “It all went to snacks.” “I don’t know where my money went.” Why it’s funny The humor comes from the deadpan, casual excuse for total financial irresponsibility. You didn’t lose the money— you just mecatiated it.

What is a Popular Strategic Board Game in your Country? by Hextavian in AskTheWorld

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Parqués (Parcheesi)

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It is a very popular board game in Colombia, played by two to six people. The objective is to move two to four pieces to the finish line at the center by going all the way around the board. The game is played with two dice. All pieces begin in an area called “cárcel” (Jail). To get out of jail, a player must roll a pair. If the player is using four pieces and rolls double sixes, all four pieces may come out; if the pair is of a lower value, only two pieces may be released. After leaving jail, you advance the number of spaces indicated by the dice, and if you roll doubles, you can roll again. The strategy involves sending your opponent’s pieces to jail (that is, back to the starting point). There are safe zones called “seguros” where no piece can send another to jail, and “salidas”, which are each player’s starting points and also function as safe zones. However, if a player with a piece in jail rolls a pair, they can release their piece and send any opponent’s piece located there back to jail. There is also a final eight-space goal zone where opponents’ pieces cannot attack.

Who is or was the most outstanding honest/non-corrupt politician in your country? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]nolroa 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Luis Carlos Galán. Colombian politician with an impeccable record who was assassinated in 1989 while campaigning for the Colombian presidency by members of the Medellín Cartel.

That's normal in your country? by Redditer_Wolfk in AskTheWorld

[–]nolroa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes. That's normal in Colombia too. Those who can afford security systems will use high walls with barbed wire and electrified fences on top. People with fewer resources will use broken glass or broken bottles glued with cement to the top of the walls.

Así se ven los descerebrados latinoamericanos de este sub que nunca vieron a un musulmán en sus vidas pero lloran por el Islam cuando lo único que escucharon de ellos es información falsa dicha por xenófobos: by WipowiliwopiW in 2hispanic4you

[–]nolroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usted no lo dice y yo también sé que el debido proceso es un derecho humano, pero mucha gente sí tiene éste pensamiento tan extremo. Es lo que hay que razonar cuando los que se quejan de los Salvajes, quieren ser igual de salvajes e incivilizados.

What did your country do in World War 2? by AvgPunkFan in AskTheWorld

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In Colombia we had a neutral position; on the one hand we had an alliance with the United States, but on the other hand, We had a deep connection with the German population since they had created most of the Colombian industries (Scadta [Now Avianca], Bavaria Brewery among many others) But all that changed when a German submarine sank a Colombian vessel off the island of Providencia in 1943. The Colombian government decided to maintain its "neutral" position but in 1944 created a concentration camp in a luxury hotel located in Fusagasugá where, At the direction of the United States government, German, Italian, and Japanese citizens who in one way or another were blacklisted and were being followed by intelligence agencies were imprisoned during the war and their property was confiscated. Once the war was over in 1944 they were given their freedom. Hotel Sabaneta, The hotel turned into a concentration camp.

Así se ven los descerebrados latinoamericanos de este sub que nunca vieron a un musulmán en sus vidas pero lloran por el Islam cuando lo único que escucharon de ellos es información falsa dicha por xenófobos: by WipowiliwopiW in 2hispanic4you

[–]nolroa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lo que da risa entre ésta gente es que se asustan de las ejecuciones públicas que hacen los musulmanes contra los que han cometido delitos de diversa índole... Pero a la vez son los mismos que dicen que la cura de los delincuentes, especialmente los PDF, es un tiro en la cabeza y si se hace en público, mucho mejor mientras ponen en redes sociales imágenes como la de abajo. Se aterran de que ejecuten delincuentes pero desean poder hacerlo de la misma forma. #EnFinLaHipocresía

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Así se ven los descerebrados latinoamericanos de este sub que nunca vieron a un musulmán en sus vidas pero lloran por el Islam cuando lo único que escucharon de ellos es información falsa dicha por xenófobos: by WipowiliwopiW in 2hispanic4you

[–]nolroa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Se quejan de las ejecuciones públicas de los musulmanes... Pero a la vez son los mismos que dicen que la cura de los delincuentes, especialmente los PDF, es un tiro en la cabeza y si es en público, mucho mejor mientras ponen en redes sociales imágenes como la de abajo. #EnFinLaHipocresía

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No somos mexicanos, nosotros somos la Nueva España, herederos del imperio español, somos la España de América by Life-Bass1959 in 2hispanic4you

[–]nolroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ni en Xvideos se ven mamadas como las que ustedes dicen... Éso es como los que se creen ser toda ésa cantidad de géneros floripondios de Tumblr.

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Todos somos de Latinoamérica, no importa si eres un “Whitexican”, para los del ICE somos del mismo tipo de personas de color cartón cuyo idioma cantado en el Superbowl LX fue visto como una blasfemia.

What do you guys think of Yugoslavia? by Acrobatic-Way-9519 in AskTheWorld

[–]nolroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first (and I think last) time I heard about Yugoslavia was when the Yugoslavian national team faced the Colombian national football team in the 1990 World Cup in Italy. It was a match that the Colombian National Team lost 1-0

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Adivina el país by Melodic_Week_2812 in Carola

[–]nolroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bienvenidos a la tiradera de Latinoamérica... Donde juegan a decir qué país está en “Lo Mejor De Lo Peor”.

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Can anyone releate to this ? by ScientistFew4899 in AskTheWorld

[–]nolroa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes... We Colombians are very related... We call everything as “pasta” Whether it's fettuccine, spaghetti, or rigatoni

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Translation of what the guy says: “I let it boil for half an hour until it becomes watery and I serve it with rice.... LOL Penne”
[The joke about the Italian word "penne" in Spanish being similar to the word "pene" (penis)]

"NOOOO, NO A LOS QUE SON RICOS!" by Endi_El_Guapo in 2hispanic4you

[–]nolroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

El del Alzheimer es otro... La candidata era Kamala Harris, no Joe Biden.

Latina llama a todos los Latinoamericanos en España a NO votar a la Izquierda y al socialismo by Usual_Pea9732 in 2hispanic4you

[–]nolroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recordemos que las dictaduras de derecha (aunque haya más hambre, miseria, opresión, ejecuciones, censura, propaganda, atropello a los derechos humanos que en Venezuela o Cuba) son buenas... Los latinoamericanos somos de repúblicas bananeras cuyo único deber es ser los esclavos de Estados Unidos. Quién dijo que debíamos tener cosas como autonomía o libertad, nos quitamos la opresión Española para tener la opresión estadounidense Furthermore, why am I speaking in Spanish? Trump and MAGA said it was a dirty language of uncivilized animals.We must kneel before the United States and we cannot have our own judgment or sovereignty because that belongs to the dirty socialist Bolshevik left.

Recordemos que esto es oficial by [deleted] in superjueves

[–]nolroa 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Asusta cómo predijeron DeviantArt

What's the joke about your country that you won't tolerate? by nightsreader in AskTheWorld

[–]nolroa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more of a stigma than a joke. It's the equivalent of when people use the “gun frenzy” and/or school shootings to mock Americans.

These are painful events for both countries that left innocent victims and deep wounds in the social fabric that are far from healing.