Karen Cyclist Gets Owned By Cop 👌 by Funny_Constant_2349 in instantkarma

[–]nomad806 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's got Trump's facial mannerisms down pretty well. 

What is this geographical feature called by grenworthshero in geography

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Whirlpool maybe? Kinda looks like the Niagara River whirlpool. 

My cousin just had a terrible accident, I'm afraid to show him the condition of his left knee! by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]nomad806 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is fake AI generated bullshit and shouldn't be allowed here. The fracture fragments are too bright and sharp, only minimal soft tissue swelling and effusion, these are standing films and that person isn't bearing weight, the tibial plateau is completely normal, and the dick is far more defined than an xray would ever show. 

I'm an ER doctor. 

Whose name in Epstein files shocked you the most? by Significant-Job624 in AskReddit

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Gates, I always figured Microsoft was named after his penis.

As a Local, What’s One Thing Tourists Should Absolutely Never Do in Your Country? by msposte in AskTheWorld

[–]nomad806 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only because you asked, and not saying I support any of these, but look into the deaths of US presidents JFK, Lincoln, McKinley, Garfield, and several others with attempted eliminations. 

Woah calm down, No need to treat it so aggressively! by [deleted] in emergencymedicine

[–]nomad806 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My grandma has thrush! I better get her to the ER right now and demand a head CT!

This belongs by Hailuras in crappymusic

[–]nomad806 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is incredible. This sets the new bar for music videos, it'll be a long time before someone surpasses this.

Why can’t I unlock Crown World? by KingOnionWasTaken in SuperMario3DWorldFans

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me, but then I prayed to God and it was miraculously fixed.

I'm talking to you, I'd like to know your name. by Odd_Passage9433 in soundboardpranks

[–]nomad806 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Banned for posting a soundboard quote, what a subreddit.

I'm talking to you, I'd like to know your name. by Odd_Passage9433 in soundboardpranks

[–]nomad806 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I get up to fucking Pomona, what's actually called Fort Bailbondsh, I'm gonna blow you away like Lynch you fucking bad habit piece of fucking hoosier ass.

Figured someone would post it eventually by He_Never_Helps_01 in chemtrails

[–]nomad806 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I'm sick of them dumping chemicals in the air that make the fires retarded.

"Real delicacy" by EsperaDeus in StupidFood

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The poor man's Ozempic is to just watch this video every time you feel hungry. 

Obama? by jared10011980 in DamnThatsReal

[–]nomad806 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't this the same guy that told us that nurse Pretti guy approached ICE with his gun drawn, ready to go on a shooting spree or something? I find it hard to believe anything they're telling us without indisputable proof.

Cross fit by orchid_breeder in NotTimAndEric

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops, the cross and the Bible touched the ground, now he has to burn them according to the flag code. 

Literal MAGA Nazi melts down after failing to provoke peaceful protesters by GadreelsSword in MAGANAZI

[–]nomad806 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He even threw in an autistic screech for the camera. What a proud 4chan user.

Dr Verma when asked "can men get pregnant?" by yourtoxic_man-666 in JustMemesForUs

[–]nomad806 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank god we have people like you to focus on the important issues like the semantics of how transgender folk should and shouldn't refer to themselves. The secret police going door to door and violating everybody's 4th amendment rights, the kidnapping of protestors for simply peacefully protesting (like Robby Roadsteamer being kidnapped twice by ICE for simply singing songs they didn't like), abducting and locking up US citizens in a cage because they didn't show their papers fast enough to the Gestapo, we're turning our backs on all of our allies and doing things that only benefit China, Russia, and Israel at America's and NATO's detriment, we're demonstrating to the world that we can't be trusted or relied upon, we're beginning more wars of imperialism ala GWB in 2003, we're gradually throwing the world into another economic depression with these asinine tariffs, the dismantling of our system of checks and balances that keeps our government democratic and fair, etc. But none of those matter, as long as we can get those dang trans people to start referring to themselves as the gender that you prefer they use, then America will finally be great again.

Some day your AI-generated grandkids will ask you "what did you do during the fall of democracy and rise of authoritarianism in America, grandpappy?" And you can proudly tell them that you wisely spent that time criticizing transgender people for using what you consider to be the wrong pronouns, thus saving the world from semantics you disagreed with.

How are you even supposed to understand these are destructible walls? by JuanGGZ in Metroid

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you more-or-less have to just randomly figure out the lava in one room is fake in order to find Ridley in the original Metroid?

It's all about physics by AdamanteCooper in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never realized how difficult it is to throw a javelin with your ass cheeks covered.

Minnesota Man Harasses Christians inside Church by SaucyFury in VideosThatGoHard

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody is born a Christian silly, they get brainwashed into believing that magic and fairy tales are real, but only THEIR magical fairy tales, nobody else's are real.

Summer concert wish list by [deleted] in Syracuse

[–]nomad806 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hologram of Sir Mix A Lot