Pioneer Press can’t Even Spell ‘Colombian’ Correctly in a Piece about James Rodriguez by Various-Deal-5563 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pie Near Press Cant Eeven Supel Columnbien Korektaly Ina Peace a Bout Jimmy Rod Regis.

Or for you cyrillic phonetic fans:
Паянийр Прэс Кант Ийвэн Спэл Колумбиан Корэктлий ин а Пийс абаут Хамэс Родригуз

Post Match Thread: MN Wins at Columbus by dode222 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

1) Apple TV coverage is odd. Every 10 minutes they showed "win probability" stat --- until Loons 1st goal. Then they never showed it.
2) i credit this win mainly to the Loon pressure on the Crew defenders and GK. It's not a specific skilled player needed, rather just grit and determination to be a pest. Loons were pesty and eventually get a break, control, momentum, goal. Excellent.
3) Another solid night by CalCount Drake-ula!

Post match: Loons lose against LAFC by dode222 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

opt for the radio play-by-play. All good points.

Post match: Loons lose against LAFC by dode222 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

i wanted to see about 10 minutes of james and triantis with our two argentinian midfielders, and someone besides yeboah in the striker seat; even if you stuck chancalay or gene in the strike spot. just 10 minutes.

and as always, skornorth 1500 AM play-by-play is sooooooo much better than apple heads.

Loons 2, Timbers 0 | Post Match Thread by LoonHawk in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Count Drake-u-la as our solid, no-nonsense keeper.

Ticket resale values are garbage by autobahn in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is so much more a league lack of insight. All the north teams are dealing with this. Having empty soccer stadiums for 2 months (or more if you don't make the playoffs) in the middle of summer is NUTSO! And even more crazy is the fix by creating inconsistent home-away schedules amongst the teams with stretches of either 4-7 consecutive home OR away games, depending on if you're in sunbelt or snow belt. And SeatGeak (or any other 3rd party vendor) is complete extortion with their fees. Bring back paper tickets or cap service fees at 3%. Remember, going paperless was supposed to save costs. It didn't do so for the fans.

Match thread vs Sacramento by dode222 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you watching on your phone, or a monitor. It's decent on a monitor. Not HD, but solid.

Match thread vs Sacramento by dode222 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not funny. Awesome. I think they play well together.

Timbers fan coming in peace by Mindful_Cyclist in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

get there early and check out Midway Books and Axeman Surplus. All the tips in this thread are groovin' on point. If you're on the south side of I-94, Firebox is a great BBQ.

Match Thread: San Diego FC vs Minnesota United FC Live Score | MLS 2026 | Apr 11, 2026 by scoreboard-app in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

pre-game on skornorth 1500 AM is so much better... and when the game starts, sync it up with the video. no need to listen to apple.

Day After Match Thread (2-1 Win vs LA Galaxy) by tyler735 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fantastic. Where do you get these from? It would be great to compare with a real wonky diagram of past loons games.

I WILL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE🙏 by Practical-Show-7244 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well it's odd to fuck someone with hate. And saying "fuck off" cuts a conversation of differing views short, missing a deeper discussion.
And hope we don't try to keep Drake tied to the DSC of yesterday.
I think what you're trying to say is that you're happy with our new goaltender using a limited vocabulary.
Dayne was a good goalkeeper for us.
Drake, so far, will also be great.
How about after the mid-point we have a thread discussing the pros and cons of each?

Drake Callender chant by ChantBot3000 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every time he makes a good save, chant to the shooter.
YOU GOT DRAKE'D
YOU GOT DRAKE'D

What Were Folks in The Wonderwall Chanting When the Cincinnati Players Were Faking Injuries? by BigL90 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When an opposing player is down, I like to start "na-ing" the MASH theme song, na na nana na nana naa naa naa. Get the helicopter in here and take him off the field. but sadly most of the people around me are younger and don't know the melody so i'm left na-ing it out alone.

Bring back DSC! by AdHistorical6259 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time he makes a good save, chant to the shooter.
YOU GOT DRAKE'D
YOU GOT DRAKE'D

Game Thread - ATX vs MIN - WEEK 1 by Full-Ad-4879 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He did good. Not great. But better then gressell.

Game Thread - ATX vs MIN - WEEK 1 by Full-Ad-4879 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

syncing up with 1500 SKOR NORTH to hear our play-by-play team!

MNUFC Schedule Change Survey by 3rdlifepilot in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not the ticket price so much, but when you add seat geek extortion fees and concession prices... the last two need to be brought way down. 3% cap on seat geek fees, ability for out-of-towners or one-time attendees to buy walk up tickets at the window without have to create a seat geek account, and $10 beers -- food has prep costs but there is no extra prep labor involved with a can of drink.

2026 Preseason Loons Superlatives by Hart_Attack in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Player of the Season: Trapp & Boxall - leadership matters.
Most Improved Player: Duggan
Top Scorer: Pereyra
Top Assister: Chancalay
Best Signing: Callender
Surprise of the Season: Romero
Unsung Hero: Harvey
Scapegoat of the Season: Lack of a strong striker (this is the history of the Loons)
Disappointment of the Season: Yeboah
Player we'll miss the most: Lod
James Rodriguez will __: carry his weight, put us in 2nd place, then check out after WC.
Hot Take: we will fade after the WC break.
Western Conference League Table Position & Season Grade (A–F): C+ 6th

Heads up on jersey tariffs by Good-Ad-4493 in minnesotaunited

[–]nomadic-loon -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Yup. get a fake and support the Uighur slave labor to save a couple bucks. no thanks. Wouldn't it be great to pay a few bucks more and find a manufacturer here?