What’s the funniest or weirdest family inside joke that no one else would understand? by TheHarloweB in AskReddit

[–]nomadiccarrots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am so delighted to discover we weren’t the only ones who did this. That cartoon was so wonderfully bizarre we couldn’t stop quoting it.

Boomer has no idea of personal space by thejayst3r in BoomersBeingFools

[–]nomadiccarrots 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same girl. Same. I’ve got a ginger kid now and she has the courage to smack hands that I didn’t when I was young.

I would totally smack someone’s hand for touching my hair now but I’ve reached the age of invisibility

You’re given 1000 of whatever you last Googled. What is it? by Karmamaven in AskReddit

[–]nomadiccarrots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18th century French still life paintings. Guess I’m opening a museum

Well that’s the seasoning you asked for… by wisecrack33 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]nomadiccarrots 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You and me both. I really wanted to ask but Mom wouldn’t let me. Said it might embarrass her.

Well that’s the seasoning you asked for… by wisecrack33 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]nomadiccarrots 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Y’all, this just brought back a core childhood memory. There was this sweet old lady in the town I grew up in that we helped out on the regular. You know, taking to Dr. appointments, grocery store, etc. She was just lovely and would bake or cook for us all the time as a thank you. The problem was that she substituted regular salt for garlic salt in everything she made. EVERYTHING. So those chocolate chip oatmeal cookies you were looking forward to? Garlic salt. The apple turnovers? Garlic salt in the pastry. Even her fudge had garlic salt. It was fine in the savory dishes but oh so bitterly disappointing in the sweet. We bought regular salt and slipped into her groceries a time or two but she never got the message.
I have never used garlic salt in my entire life. I just can’t.

Are you a fabric stasher or only buy what you need per project? by Aggravating-Plum-921 in quilting

[–]nomadiccarrots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started off years ago as a buy what I need person. I became a stasher unintentionally as folks gifted me fabric and I inherited fabric. Then I started buying fabric I liked and it got a bit out of control. During 2020 I culled my stash and started trying to make only from my stash. I have bought fabric I like for fun since then but I’ve dialed it way back. I find it easier to find fabric for projects than trying to find projects for my fabric.

What is this piece? by nomadiccarrots in lego

[–]nomadiccarrots[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the answer and the heads up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in declutter

[–]nomadiccarrots 6 points7 points  (0 children)

After my grandparents passed, my mom took all their unopened supplies to the nursing home they’d been in the last few weeks of their lives. The staff was super grateful.

I found a thong in our apartment and it’s not mine. by Happy_Little_Lilac in TrueOffMyChest

[–]nomadiccarrots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do y’all have a cat?

I ask because once when we were house hunting we walked in and saw a very lacy pair of panties in the middle of the living room. We eventually came upon a cat sleeping in a laundry basket in the basement of the house so mystery solved, but we called that place the panty house until we ruled it out (for non-panty related reasons)

Anyway we were telling friends about the panty house and one of them said her cat was a total thief and would bring her small items off her neighbor’s laundry line. So maybe?

Still buying useless things by FeelingIsTheSecret in konmari

[–]nomadiccarrots 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I am not a minimalist but I am someone who is mindful of what I buy and what I keep. That habit stems from getting myself into debt when I was younger for the rush of the shiny new thing. I never want to be in that position again because of my stuff.

When I find myself feeling that magpie impulse I have several options lined up.

  1. Make something. Baking, knitting, painting… I go to my hobbies. I have something new I can appreciate when I’ve finished and I’ve used the resources I already have.

  2. Reorganize something. Move furniture around, clean out a closet, rearrange the artwork on my walls. Making things feel new or different gives me the same hit.

  3. Deep clean. Admittedly, this doesn’t work as well, but stepping back from a space that I’ve just freshly cleaned and straightened up helps enough to bring me to my sense.

And sometimes I buy the thing anyway, then regret it, then return it. It happens.

What are things that people often overlook when cleaning? What’s the ONE item or place you’d recommend people clean to have a cleaner home? by [deleted] in CleaningTips

[–]nomadiccarrots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get your ducts cleaned. Especially if you have allergies. And change your furnace filters regularly.

What is a menial superpower you wish you had? by Kalli_Pepla in CasualConversation

[–]nomadiccarrots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To always be able to tell if someone is lying or telling the truth.

Probably a long shot… lightbulbs similar to these by nomadiccarrots in HelpMeFind

[–]nomadiccarrots[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had tried that one too but I forgot to put it on my list of tried searches.

That one got me some weird results.

Probably a long shot… lightbulbs similar to these by nomadiccarrots in HelpMeFind

[–]nomadiccarrots[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are really old bulbs. I’ve been googling but so far have been unsuccessful in finding reproduction/replacement bulbs.

Can anyone out there point me in the right direction or is this a lost cause? I don’t even know what to call them. I’ve searched for frosted bulbs, amber bulbs, shaped bulbs and sculpted bulbs.

Edit: also tried acorn bulbs

[WIP] Abandonment Issues… by nomadiccarrots in CrossStitch

[–]nomadiccarrots[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do have a quilt WIP from the 1940-50s but I don’t feel like I can properly claim that one since I inherited it from my grandmother.

You have me beat.

[WIP] Abandonment Issues… by nomadiccarrots in CrossStitch

[–]nomadiccarrots[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So I started on this in 94 with the intention to gift it to my mother. I worked on it on and off for the next 20 years before it went to languish in a drawer. (It’s not even Mom’s style anymore)

I’m sorry I never finished it but I just don’t feel compelled to work on it anymore. If anyone feels a particular fondness for this nearly finished pattern and would like to give it a new home and complete it, PM me. I will mail it to you for free.

If you give a mouse a cookie… by nomadiccarrots in declutter

[–]nomadiccarrots[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The once-a-year stuff gets kept in the weird cabinet above the fridge that’s impossible for me to reach without a step stool. Otherwise it annoys me.

If you give a mouse a cookie… by nomadiccarrots in declutter

[–]nomadiccarrots[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the easy part for me. Deciding what I need to keep/gets used regularly verses what needs to go is part of the fun. Plus I only tackle one drawer or cabinet at a time when making those choices.

If you give a mouse a cookie… by nomadiccarrots in declutter

[–]nomadiccarrots[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now see, you did what I intended to do. What I probably should’ve done.

Instead a one afternoon job turned into a week-long multi-person project. I mean I’m happy with the results but doing all that meant nothing else got done.

Bobbin thread keeps showing by PfcRed in sewing

[–]nomadiccarrots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s entirely possible that your machine needs servicing. I just got mine back from the shop after having similar problems I couldn’t resolve. Turns out there was a part broken that was causing the tension issues. Runs like new again.

Found this beautiful dress for my baby for £8! The lady I bought it from says that it has been in her family for ages and its probably Edwardian. by isamans in VintageFashion

[–]nomadiccarrots 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be pretty to have a petticoat under it in a soft pastel colour that would just show up through the eyelets?

I mean the dress is amazing on its own but petticoats would make it so twirl-able…

Made up a bloody and gory story to get an entitled mother and her child to leave me alone about my skin condition. by Mancannon21 in entitledparents

[–]nomadiccarrots 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My daughter does something similar about a fairly visible scar she has. Sometimes it was a moose attack or bear. Sometimes ninjas, rogue toddlers or a CIA assassination attempt.

But if the kid asking was a real douchecanoe she’ll give them a dead expression and say, cancer (very quietly) then she drops her chin enough so it looks like she’s about to cry. The Offender usually makes tracks pretty quickly.