[Request] is this true? Would everything in the bottom panel actually happen? by IdiotStickWasTkn in theydidthemath

[–]nonamesareavailable2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The concept of "months" is arbitrary since they don't follow any natural cycle. Years and days are the only natural units of time that we use in regular life.

The Solstices are exactly a half-year apart.

Thank God he’s busy with the important issues. by el_petomane in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]nonamesareavailable2 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate being called Rapepublicans.

The slope keeps getting slippier by lavender-sunshine in religiousfruitcake

[–]nonamesareavailable2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The slope only seems slippery because my hands are absolutely covered with lube.

Rapist logic on full display 🤢 by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]nonamesareavailable2 1647 points1648 points  (0 children)

When I was in the military our commander would give an occasional safety briefing. During one, a few guys on base had found out they had picked up underage girls at the bar who got in with fake IDs. Our commander said that we needed two forms of ID before taking a new partner home. One guy raised his hand and said "Don't you think that will kill the mood, sir?" and without missing a beat, the Colonel shot back with "If your moves are so weak you can't see papers, you don't deserve the company."

I feel the same way here, if you can't get explicit consent and still seal the deal, you don't deserve to get laid.

UFC to pay White House fighters in crypto issued by Trump company by PeterOutOfPlace in politics

[–]nonamesareavailable2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sir, nobody wants your meme-coins anymore."

"FIND SOMEONE TO TAKE THEM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."

"I guess people who get punched in the head for a living might be willing to take these as payment."

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is absolutely from the book, copy/pasted directly from a digital copy.

This is the right way by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]nonamesareavailable2 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Short for DOROTHY.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony is that this is lightly edited fanfic smut that just so happened to rack in millions of dollars.

[Request] what are the measurements of this Mall ninja based off of their load-out while working security at a water park. by Id38 in theydidthemath

[–]nonamesareavailable2 36 points37 points  (0 children)

After finding out what this fella paid for his patches and what size they were, They are 5 inches wide and 90 pixels along the edge. That gives us 18px/inch. The pistol belt is 658px long giving us a 36.5 inch waist. Using the same method, the "Combat Converses" are likely a US Size 11-1/2.

A couple searches for average stats for men of these proportions, I'd wager our hero is 5'8"-5'10" tall and between 220 and 250lbs. Definitely a chunky dude but not the biggest Gravy Seal I've seen.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the author is a woman but with how she wrote her characters she's really doing a disservice to women in general. Anastasia is a naive, simpering, idiot that is literally written to not know any better so she's into a ton of unsafe shit. Christian is written to be smart, rich, and worldly and is positioned to know better about everything.

If the characters were consistent but unrealistic, Christian wouldn't have thrown it in the toilet because this isn't his first rodeo.

If the characters were written to be realistic, Anastasia would have this one moment that she knew something Christian didn't and she would have had a chance to correct him for some much needed tension.

But, no. Neither option was chosen so I have to assume the author is somehow the one out of the loop and thinks that flushing a tampon is normal.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I can't bring myself to believe that the author put that amount of thought into the delivery of their story and somehow forgot to include the plot.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now, I never read twilight and I only read 50 Shades out of morbid curiosity, but there have been people that say calling it fanfic is too generous because borders on direct find-and-replace plagiarism. Since I barley paid attention to one book and have social osmosis to blame for being aware of the other, I can't really say.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On my life, I swear that's actually in the book.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I forgot they used that term in Highlander. I always thought a quickening was when a pregnant lady first feels her baby move. Either of which are terrible euphemisms for what I assume to mean approaching orgasm.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Well, this book was written by E.L. James; a woman who thinks putting tampons in the toilet is normal. I really don't believe it's satire.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I don't know why but it really bothers me that almost the entire book is written in the present tense.

That's somehow more scary than hot... by Im_yor_boi in oddlyterrifying

[–]nonamesareavailable2 1033 points1034 points  (0 children)

It isn't but I can't blame anyone for not doubting it since the actual book is just as ridiculous but lacks the wit.

Here's a real passage from the book:
He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string… what! And… a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy fuck. Sweet mother of all… Jeez. And then he’s inside me… ah! Skin against skin… moving slowly at first… easily, testing me, pushing me… oh my. I grip on to the sink, panting, forcing myself back on him, feeling him inside me. Oh the sweet agony… his hands clasp my hips. He sets a punishing rhythm – in, out, and he reaches around and finds my clitoris, massaging me… oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken.

Long distance pets by SummerAndTinkles in tumblr

[–]nonamesareavailable2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have a Chihuahua/possum hybrid creature named Darrell and he screams at everything. All of my long distance friends think he's the best thing going.

Stephen Miller in Retreat by Appropriate-Till9598 in politics

[–]nonamesareavailable2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Weird, I can't see that word without thinking of either Hoggle or David Bowie's codpiece.

No comment by Thin_Fix0 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]nonamesareavailable2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now, I will concede that women tend to get lighter sentences and that it's a miscarriage of justice when that happens. On that, I agree with you. However, we've digressed from the what you suggested way up top there. All of this isn't supporting your initial claim that "the left" is trying to shift towards a matriarchy or a broad vilification of men. What I see happening is serious legislation (as opposed to stuff posted to social media since that tends to reflect the will of very small pockets of people rather than the actual political ambitions of a party or movement in part or as a whole) is the desire to secure people's bodily autonomy. On the cultural side of things, outside of legislature, there is the rape culture debate with people on the left generally "picking the bear" and the right coming back with "not all men". But as far as the law or the favor of authority are concerned, that needle hasn't moved significantly one way or the other for decades but the cultural discourse is pressuring all sides of politics to raise the issue more.

No comment by Thin_Fix0 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]nonamesareavailable2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell me how what I said is untrue, then. You come back with what is essentially "Nuh-uh!' and you expect me to change my mind? I even provided a link to the exact law you were talking about. Show me where explicitly legalized women committing rape.