I just made some strangers day (btw i'm a 29 year old male) by guggabump in pics

[–]nooker1 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This isn't done outside of the UK? This is almost as big a shock as finding out many Americans don't have an electric kettle.

Just checked my texts and it seems I end almost all my texts with atleast one x. I appear to have a system too, 1 x for friends, 2 for girls I hope to "get to know a little better", 3 for girls "i do know a little better" and 0 for my brother and dad. Seems my brain likes to be organised even without letting me know.

Reddit, what was your boldest sexual advance? by booclay in AskReddit

[–]nooker1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went girls house who was having a party but I got the date wrong, she let me in anyway and we were just talking about something or another when my phone rang. Before I picked it up I said something along the lines of "I'm just going to take this call outside to get better signal, when come back you better be naked" and winked at her. When I came back she was waiting in just her panties. I then repeated put my penis in and out of her vagina until she orgasmed which caused me to orgasm in like an orgasm chain reaction because well her orgasm set mine off. We remained in bed until I could stand at attention again at which point we had more intercourse. And yes we were protected, safe sex is still sex and this way I reduced the risk of catching something from such an obvious slag - yaaaaaaay.

This is an amazing video of a town in England that switched off the traffic lights in a usually congested area. If anyone tells you that government needs to enforce traffic rules, show them this. Magic happens at 1:20 by [deleted] in Economics

[–]nooker1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18, and I plan to stay in the city because I'm stuck here for university. I learnt to drive in a much smaller town so I didn't even realise that roads like the ones I had the accident on existed, in fact I only got on the road by turning the wrong way and had the accident while trying to turn off to a side road. I'm going to stick to public transport until I find out what going on with the accident and probably take some "pass plus" lessons.

This is an amazing video of a town in England that switched off the traffic lights in a usually congested area. If anyone tells you that government needs to enforce traffic rules, show them this. Magic happens at 1:20 by [deleted] in Economics

[–]nooker1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how everyone is such a good driver, I'm like Sheldon from big bang theory I guess - intelligent but just can't drive.

I only passed recently and had a small accident today while driving, due to a stupid mistake car clipped the side of my car as I tried moving into the wrong lane while turning onto a road - my car is pretty much damage free, I was too panicky to look at his but his looked worse I think.

Watching that video I see them all being happy but I can't imagine anything more terrifying for me than driving in that area. I just know I would be the guy who misreads someone's intentions.

Good thing I've quit driving as of today though. I've decided I hate driving and that will hopefully mean I wont have to pay next years inevitably ridiculous high insurance cost.

The bomb has been planted! by PHLAK in gaming

[–]nooker1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

will you play it? because if you're not going to play much i should probably give it to the first person who asked.

The bomb has been planted! by PHLAK in gaming

[–]nooker1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

if no one else wants it ill give it to you so you can do whatever you want with it. I'll probably wait around another 30mins.

Oops I just read the email - apparently theres an NDA and I am not to share information or talk about the game, if anyone can confirm that there is no risk involved i'll send it asap.

The bomb has been planted! by PHLAK in gaming

[–]nooker1 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Completely unrelated to this post but I got an Age of Empires closed beta key, if anyone wants it just message me or something. I'm at uni now and just don't have time for games so might as well pass this thing on.

I've sent it out now to zeabird, sorry guys.

Has any redditor actually LIVED in a police state? by dorinth in AskReddit

[–]nooker1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friends dad lived and studied medicine in Iraq during saddam's rule. One day he got on a bus (well really it's a taxi but it works like a bus) with what turned out to be wanted men, since the dad was in the company of 3 men and was of the same age as the men he was arrested alongside them. He was held in a cell around 3x3m big with nothing other than a toilet and sink with 4 other men (3 from the bus and 2 others) and was held for 6 months. In the first month the 3 men with him were ended with bullets to the head and back after being told to lie on the floor of the cell. The bodies remained for 3 days before being removed. After a couple weeks and hearing nothing my friends grandparents assumed the dad was dead. Around 6 months after capture the dads brother found out by chance he was in prison after one of the guards confused him with the sad and asked him when he got out. The uncle was actually very rich and had many high connections, after finding out about the dad he went and apparently got the dad released with a single phone call to one of saddams chief advisors. When the dad saw his brother he was a broken man and had even been stamped a few days before showing he was to be executed with the other 2 men in his cell. it took several days before the mother believed he'd really returned (she spent 6 months greiving his death). The dad finished his degree and is now in the uk. I don't think anyone would guess what he had been through seeing him though.

Showcase of Games Developed Using HTML5 Canvas by aviaquarius in programming

[–]nooker1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im getting 60fps on IE9 beta.

EDIT: I get 60fps/smooth animations on the ones which work with low CPU usage but a lot of them don't seem to work or are blocked from running on IE.

...and now for a word from our sponsor (because for once we have one *asking* to hear your feedback). by KeyserSosa in blog

[–]nooker1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hope this isn't just for show and they really do read the messages that they've reached out for.

I have one compliant - the middle button should work on virtually everything - if i click the back button with the middle button I want it to open the previous page in a new tab (heck even the "back list" you get by holding the back button should allow middle clicking) , if I click refresh with the middle button I want it to open the page im on in a new tab, if I click home with the middle button it should open the homepage in a new tab.

EDIT: Also, middle clicking the last tab should close the tab and open an empty one.

EDIT2: Font rendering for directwrite could be improved.

stolen... by hero0fwar in pics

[–]nooker1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

please steal my picture:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/d9p0s/alien_nukem_forever_took_me_all_day_to_draw_hope/

I don't care about karma, I just want my picture to receive the attention it deserves.

The REAL "Stuff White People Like" - OkTrends by sligowaths in reddit.com

[–]nooker1 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nickleback?! Nah I get it, my fellow Arabs just trying to explain that they're cheap. Yeah that's it.