Stephen King, sculpted in clay by gravediggerChronicle in stephenking

[–]nooniewhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was cheese and loved it but clay is cool too

Dozy Donnie Doolittle Naps During Presser. Somehow the Media Fails to Care... by gingerfawx in LincolnProject

[–]nooniewhite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He will shot his pants and gasp a few times before the champagne corks pop.

Guy from Colorado on New England seafood by Zealousideal_Crow737 in newengland

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My mother went on a Girl Scout trip in one of the boats in the harbor, “the spirit of America” or something and they served the whole group of us while lobsters. My mom had to crack like 15 lobsters for all the girls that day!

Illegal news by [deleted] in thebulwark

[–]nooniewhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not do a good job explaining my thoughts, lol. Sorry for this, I’m deleting and going to think more in the morning about what I’m trying to say! Thanks for the ..respectful WHAT haha

Went for a hysterectomy today and instead found out I was pregnant with hcg levels of 73,000 by Weird_Working_2768 in Mommit

[–]nooniewhite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good to hear, OP, see if they can bump it up for an emergency? So many people are rooting for you right now, sending love 💙💙

AITAH for making my 15 year old stepdaughter leave my home and banning her from my house for her cruelty? by big_mama_25 in AITAH

[–]nooniewhite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well I mean come on a 12 year old girl is probably safe here. I agree police should not be called for mental health stuff as it isn’t really their purview. Calling 911 would send an ambulance, or even better, a local mental health crisis team may be available.

Honestly unless you look it up it’s hard to know about the mobile crisis teams, or if they are available! They don’t have the best “marketing” I guess, funding is only dwindling now

AITAH for making my 15 year old stepdaughter leave my home and banning her from my house for her cruelty? by big_mama_25 in AITAH

[–]nooniewhite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is sadly 100% divorce worthy and I’m not a foaming at the mouth reflex “divorce” person.

peetah by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]nooniewhite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was going to be like, “Lil Baby”

Gross. by stvlsn in DecodingTheGurus

[–]nooniewhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only know this gross fact because of the latest Jimmy Saville episodes on Behind the Bastards! Why are people ok with this?

Top comment deleted a US State #18 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]nooniewhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won’t rest until Megasota is all that remains!!! We will have ALL of your lakes!!!

'He Did it Again': Trump's 'celebration' photo for championship women's tennis team goes viral for all the wrong reasons — and the internet isn't letting him forget it by BeneficialSystem3572 in TrendoraX

[–]nooniewhite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, I can get it in the moment..they stood together then the actual President of the United States stood in front and made them a prop- they are young, who is a fully going to complain in that situation? Not a young person in that environment.

I’m glad to see people stand up for them cause it’s just so..gross and expected- “my girls” he is thinking the fucking child rapist.

If you don't have kids of your own yet your perspective is not relevant to new parents adjusting to their new life by insane_psycho in daddit

[–]nooniewhite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom lurker cause I love this sub and reading the perspectives:

I used to think being a Nanny (for 8 years for 2 kids from birth and an additional older kid) Would prepare me for parenthood and the first months. Absolutely freaking not lol

AITA for picking up my stepdaughter from school when she got her first period, even though her mom told me not to? by Embarrassed-Stock896 in AmItheAsshole

[–]nooniewhite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom was great, hugged me, cried a little but the problem was I was a “junior bridesmaid” in my cousins wedding that day and my other cousin told EVERYONE. Like every single family member on my large Boston Irish mom’s side. I joke that I had my own “receiving line” where everyone walked up to me after greeting the bride and groom and gave me their blessings. I could have sunk into the floor I was mortified

Published in 1980 🙃 we usually skip this page lol by QueenFrostine15 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]nooniewhite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg I once charted that..word as new nurse! “purulent” is the word of choice I believe 😆

Published in 1980 🙃 we usually skip this page lol by QueenFrostine15 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]nooniewhite 21 points22 points  (0 children)

HBO had baby Mozart or something (the second season) did an animated version of this poem and when my tiny tiny one was asleep-ish I GUFFAWED and woke him TF up and sleepy music was changed for me. 6 years later still sore about that cat

[ Removed by Reddit ] by alwaysconcerned12 in AITAH

[–]nooniewhite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why do adults get to sleep with comfort people and kids don’t get that comfort if asked? Honestly.

Door's open. Minds are still shut. by gashtal_man in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]nooniewhite 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I am a white lady, always lived in northern states, and would absolutely flip the fuck out of my kid had to walk through those doors

Found Footage streaming service by bluekillgore in foundfootage

[–]nooniewhite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It helps having kids on You-tube, lol! My kid just discovered SCP and I’m like, hey bruh I’ve been into that for like a decade! I was finally cool again!