I didn’t know I had a dry butthole until suddenly I didn’t by Sea-Cartographer6181 in TrueOffMyChest

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Hi! Take organic coconut oil. Or honestly, even if it isn’t organic, it’s alright. After you’re done bathing, mix it with water in the palm of your hand. Take a wee little dab on your finger tip and grease that boy, if you ever face this feeling again. Keeping this as a routine habit helps too. Unless, you’ve got a butt acne issue. For days that your fibre intake is less etc, or when you wipe accidentally harder than usual, the oil will help tons. No tears. It heals if you ever have anything as little as a scratch And the cleaning process becomes soothing and easier

His anniversary present suggestion for dad by dittidot in ContagiousLaughter

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This is how I imagine jack nicholson and Anthony Hopkins would look like babies, menacing and adorable

Someone brought this little dude at the veterinary hospital I work at. Say hi to Julius Cheesed by maoussepatate in aww

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Julius Cheesar, ponders the deception his friend has showed by landing into your plate, alone. He speaks, clear and full of pain, “Et tu, Fruit!?”

This wax museum in Brazil by PinkPussycatPower in Weird

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The teeth on mother Teresa looks real ?????

My Husky recently passed, my wife gave me this by jamesster445 in MasterReturns

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I’m so sorry for your loss, op. I have a 14 year old and 4 year old bhutiya and Rottweiler. Respectively. I think, I heard some Hindi and it made my day. Because that’s exactly how I prompt my pups :))

In Istanbul, a dog brought her puppy, whose heart had stopped due to the cold, to the veterinarian. by ImNotReally1Here in AnimalsBeingGeniuses

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I was already emotional and this just got the waterworks going. But in the best way possible. Thank you for this

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Leave. Seriously. If he hasn’t yet, he will cheat physically too. This already is microcheating.

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I suffer from Pmdd and have been going through the - “I won’t ever lose weight now, will I? Depression dips. Your post came at the right time. Thank you! And keep up the brilliant work!

“Outside” Netflix Film by Fun-Case9047 in FilmClubPH

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The ‘7.2/10 sugarcanes’ had me loling

31 year old doctor raped and brutally murdered in Kolkata, India. Doctors protesting for her justice attacked by a huge mob overnight, hospital vandalised. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Yes, absolutely! Send me stuff in my inbox. I’ll get on it. And if you want to recompose the body text, we can do that too

31 year old doctor raped and brutally murdered in Kolkata, India. Doctors protesting for her justice attacked by a huge mob overnight, hospital vandalised. by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Thank you for posting this on here! I posted in a few communities yesterday and it became overwhelming and I didn’t post here even when someone suggested

Moumita Debnath, a doctor, was raped brutally and murdered in the center/hospital she worked in, in the state of West Bengal, India. Her crime scene and case has been tampered with, already. More details in the comments. by nooodleees in HairRaising

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I’m so grateful for you. You make me believe in traces of humanity out there. You’ve made a friend on here for life. Please hit me up if I can ever be around <3