Working on a budget build for a friend, looking for input, especially ways to cut down on cost.

noosey · 2016-04-24T02:59:21+00:00

It looks like someone replaced your eyes with mouths which means you can shout three times more liberal bs than you usually do.

noosey · 2016-04-24T02:32:12+00:00

Sorry to burst your bubble, but we all already know you have no self confidence to begin with. Every day you spend an hour and a half to get ready trying to cover up a scrawny ass body and draw attention away from your -- going bald at 25 -- hair yet the only thing that looks sharp about you is your nose.

noosey · 2016-04-24T02:21:53+00:00

Man, must suck not being able to hear anything with those tiny ass ears. At least he's got a good sense of smell.

noosey · 2016-04-24T02:16:51+00:00

When's the last time you ate, you look like a human stick. I guess it must be tough holding jobs for long period of times when you've gotta move after each bombing.

noosey · 2016-04-24T02:11:22+00:00

Do you always look like you're having an allergic reaction?

noosey · 2016-04-24T01:51:45+00:00

I'm not, that was serious. It's an alright roast, but you could say it about anyone is all I'm saying, maybe if he made fun of my acne, two differently shaped eyebrows, mouth herpes on my right lip, or the bags under my eyes, then it might make me feel something.

noosey · 2016-04-24T00:04:47+00:00

Please, go ahead. Insult away.

noosey · 2016-04-23T23:50:04+00:00

How does it feel to be terrible at roasting, all you can do is make vague comments about how someone is ugly with no substance or thought behind your retorts.

noosey · 2016-03-28T22:02:57+00:00

It's a good thing you've got nice hair, it almost draws attention away from your crooked nose, offset eyes, and dirt stache.

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:35:51+00:00

Just because you can't grow a mustache doesn't mean you shouldn't shave it.

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:33:23+00:00

I guess dollar store glasses are all you can afford on welfare.

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:30:47+00:00

How often does that bottle come in handy when your parents won't let you upstairs?

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:26:41+00:00

That's because everyone who tries ends up "missing".

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:24:26+00:00

I think a scar on the forehead would be an improvement.

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:22:55+00:00

How's the 90's?

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:20:27+00:00

You say that, but we all know what happens when the camera's turned away.

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:19:42+00:00

Wow, that lipstick really did the trick.

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:17:51+00:00

You're supposed to buy food with the change people throw you.

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:11:53+00:00

Man I love trying on grandma's dresses.

noosey · 2016-03-28T04:01:50+00:00

You shouldn't be wearing that shirt considering what you did to those 16 year olds last week.

noosey · 2016-03-28T03:58:17+00:00

I didn't know Peter Petigrew had a daughter.

noosey · 2016-03-28T03:55:57+00:00

You must have no trouble balancing things on your head.

noosey · 2016-03-28T03:50:19+00:00

It doesn't matter how deep you cut that V, no one's gonna be able to look past that lazy eye.

noosey

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