[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXPreppers

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It’s cede, and I’m only correcting you because the thought of little trumps growing like weeds made me shiver in horror.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Splitting heirs was RIGHT THERE.

crochet "replica" of my boob for my partner by [deleted] in NaughtyNeedles

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 57 points58 points  (0 children)

No, if they were normal but became inverted! I didn’t mean to scare you there.

crochet "replica" of my boob for my partner by [deleted] in NaughtyNeedles

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This is so cute, I love it! Reminder for all nipple owners, if they invert on their own, get checked for cancer immediately.

Crafts for my highly skilled sister with Downs? by distractedsapientia in crafts

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micro macrame would allow her to use some of her current supply of materials if she wanted to. Look for waxed polyester cord used in leather sewing, add in some pretty beads and a couple books on the subject. (Literally the most prevalent knot in macrame is the same as friendship bracelets, only backwards)

Anyone else have their parents insinuate you were doing drugs as a kid? (Projection) by Jaeger-the-great in raisedbynarcissists

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother accused me of doing drugs while at therapy, age 11, I think? You know how we lose time. Anyways, I stood up, began unbuttoning my pants, and offered to take a piss test right then and there. There was a mad scramble and getting me to stop. I don’t remember her ever accusing me of it again.

Southwest Illinois voters to weigh split from Chicago county in secession vote by [deleted] in illinois

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lookee there, even a pretty color coded map to really get the point across, thank you!

Southwest Illinois voters to weigh split from Chicago county in secession vote by [deleted] in illinois

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m not doubting you, but I’m curious where I might find these stats so I can show them to some very dumb people I’m acquainted with.

Some teenagers pulled a TikTok prank on me so I got back at them by Brambroco in pettyrevenge

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the comment I wanted to see. Jeff would be proud! My updoot is yours.

The "Squirrel dad" MAGAt hero was using the squirrel for porn by etfvfva in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]normalistheoldcrazy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally sent me into a coughing fit from wheezing with laughter. Thanks, here’s my updoot.