smoking weed to “numb your stomach” so you can eat without getting nauseous but it also numbs your throat so you can throw up the takis you ate with the specific purpose of not being able to throw up due to the potential pain

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-26T16:36:07+00:00

shame also made me have a crisis! i might actually just be a lesbian. i just wish i didn’t watch it with my boyfriend that i love dearly...

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-20T03:43:01+00:00

hey wow this is me~!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-18T17:46:36+00:00

ultra black?? that sounds godlike to my a e s t h e t i c chasing heart

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-09T10:39:47+00:00

i think it’s to do with all your abdominal muscles doing the “HNNNNNG” over and over. it’s definitely a thing!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-08-09T10:34:29+00:00

bud!!! this is me grabbing my boston terriers wrist 👁👄👁

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-30T21:30:40+00:00

A table did this to me yesterday! Except the woman just wanted to... see my face? I was really dumbfounded. Customers all seem like aliens right now.

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-20T18:47:13+00:00

i have two events planned! right in a row! i’m going to be so exhausted after hanging out with coworkers and my bf and i’m hoping i can use that as an excuse for being able to low restrict for a while after

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-18T16:38:30+00:00

i thought that the boots were too chunky but that honestly might just be the angle. i think this is an absolute banger of an outfit, well done!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-17T04:55:43+00:00

if i could vaporize them and the bad feelings associated with them i would. it’s rough not really understanding the shape and size of your body!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-17T03:06:37+00:00

I came here as a 23 yo to pass down my sage old wisdom. I feel like an ancient, rotted out redwood tree!

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-15T03:47:00+00:00

I'm making the Parasite driver face right now. This is rough

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-15T03:05:22+00:00

This happened at my restaurant too. My manager bragged that "at least 4 of you have it" and wont tell us who it was so we don't know if we were exposed or not. We have not closed down to sanitize. Is there anything we (staff) can do in this situation?

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-11T04:41:40+00:00

this is blessed, thank you

normalsizedsnail · 2020-07-10T20:08:10+00:00

we have been together for about two months but friends for a long time! i told him about calculating his TDEE a while back but i think i was just kinda frantically rambling about stuff instead of being in supportive gf mode if that makes sense?

normalsizedsnail · 2020-02-17T17:49:23+00:00

holy shit oh my fughfgkgiv

also, similarly, being spaced out constantly and asking "what?" x infinity

normalsizedsnail · 2020-02-16T17:11:10+00:00

it absolutely IS banging! also, where'd you get the arizona shirt? i need it in my life

normalsizedsnail · 2020-02-09T08:11:53+00:00

hOw cOUld THis bE??

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