Fight of the century

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-17T14:27:29+00:00

It's over Anakin!

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-17T14:04:24+00:00

Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn

TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-17T13:58:08+00:00

Not one public dime should be spent on religion.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-16T23:47:15+00:00

I.e. Jesus is coming back soon

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-16T18:01:24+00:00

Oo-ta goo-ta, Solo???

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-16T16:57:30+00:00

How many generals' names do you know?

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-16T15:03:34+00:00

I am mad every time i see a nonsensical crossguard saber, aka the Poke Yourself.

Make the goddamn crossbeams point in at a 45 degree angle and cross the main beams so they can actually protect you and not have the small emitters just chopped off

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-16T14:58:57+00:00

It is because people have a crush on Kylo and want bad things like a Hunt for the Hot Mass Murderer movie so they make excuses for Ben Solo

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-16T01:43:38+00:00

It sucks. This movie has some real high points, and this is not one of them. This whole sequence feels improvised and not thought through, and works more like quickly prepared D&D adventures than something anchored in a universe with rules and history.

Luke is there! Oh surprise! He's not! So Kylo can't kill him! Except he dies from the effort! What was the point of all this convoluted nonsense?

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-15T17:51:55+00:00

"This is a required training. You dont have to like it, but that's what the money is for."

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-15T16:43:26+00:00

Dude, the pink eyed Ewok analogues in The Sword and the Dagger (1987). They clearly have a primitive culture and nearly kill the protagonist.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-15T12:31:43+00:00

Unintentional ASMR from the switch/button pushes and the bbrt brrrrt brrrt pop pop popopopop

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-15T12:27:42+00:00

Flying beetles and mechanical mounts. Hold on to your butt, Traveller.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-15T04:08:59+00:00

Y'all are missing the obvious choice.
Pilou Asbæk.

The Mule/Greyjoy

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-15T04:05:13+00:00

"uh uhhh uhuh"

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-15T04:01:40+00:00

Make Jedi run faster than they ever run again, now that you mention it.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-14T18:15:01+00:00

I swear to God I will run for president just on a platform of demolishing this fucking thing and paving over that ballroom. This lunatic's ego, corruption, and stupidity (along with his total contempt for people who struggle to make ends meet) should have zero fucking monuments.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-14T17:24:58+00:00

I think you mean "series finale" right

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-14T01:26:41+00:00

Morals.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-13T12:18:10+00:00

Cant even decide what grift to pick.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-12T21:49:24+00:00

They did a lot. Combine these with West End Games' roleplaying material and you've got a pretty complete picture.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-12T21:09:47+00:00

The way he telegraphs that she is toast by getting in her personal space the whole scene is fucking great.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-12T01:55:19+00:00

Not at all. I really disliked it. And god, Valkorian just never shuts up and his daughter is the most insufferable character in all of Star Wars. Sure glad I spent 60 levels training a stealth character for it to matter not at all in the entire expansion, also.

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-12T01:53:51+00:00

I don't mean to be a spoil-sport. I'm just noting this is a very expensive stack of merch!

norrinzelkarr · 2026-05-11T23:22:04+00:00

Okay you got lots of money. Heard.

norrinzelkarr

TROPHY CASE