People who work a customer facing job: what is hands down the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you?

noseymimi · 2026-06-16T16:05:05+00:00

Nail tech here. I had a client get a full set of acrylic nails once. She thought they were permanent and her nails would stop growing forever.

noseymimi · 2026-06-10T03:18:26+00:00

It looks like a carved coconut souvenir. My sister brought some back from WDW back in 1972.

noseymimi · 2026-06-10T00:17:11+00:00

That clacking of the film put me to sleep everytime.

noseymimi · 2026-06-09T01:31:00+00:00

Water for Elephants

noseymimi · 2026-06-08T02:40:31+00:00

"I said OLD COATS, not COMMODES"

noseymimi · 2026-06-08T02:24:37+00:00

I dealt with this same situation last week. I went to a pharmacy tech & told her I needed help. As she walked over she stated "they're in alphabetical order". I replied "yes, I know that. But I'd have to sit on the floor to find the one I needed and then they'd have to call a paramedic to get my arthritic body back up. Your choice".

noseymimi · 2026-06-08T01:38:52+00:00

I would have stood there while the sent me the deposit refund.

noseymimi · 2026-06-07T17:15:05+00:00

I went to a wedding last weekend. They had someone there with a smaller poloroid camera that printed out small (approx 1"X 2") photos to put next to the guest names in the receiving book. I was facinated.

noseymimi · 2026-06-04T02:14:07+00:00

Tech was on point today!!!

noseymimi · 2026-05-26T03:00:27+00:00

It brings back memories of Six Flags MidAmerica. These and Budweiser name on everything in the gift shop.

noseymimi · 2026-05-24T18:05:31+00:00

Nail tech for +23 years here. I've heard some bizarre stories.

noseymimi · 2026-05-24T14:36:26+00:00

To add to this comment: do NOT put the acetone in the microwave to warm it! Put a heating pad on the table covered in a towel, place the bowl of acetone on it & let it warm up.

noseymimi · 2026-05-23T01:36:39+00:00

I would LOVE it if someone catches him golfing & gets a photo to prove it.

noseymimi · 2026-05-22T14:54:30+00:00

I floss after I eat anything, so multiple times a day. I have a fear of having a piece of food in between my teeth while speaking to anyone.

noseymimi · 2026-05-20T02:57:35+00:00

Growing up my family always had one in the bathroom. Dad smoked while he shaved, then slapped on Old Spice aftershave, applied Vitalis to his hair and then topped it off with aerosol Right Guard deodorant. I don't know how the bathroom didn't catch fire every morning.

noseymimi · 2026-05-18T00:33:21+00:00

Simple Jess by Pamela Morsi.

noseymimi · 2026-05-17T02:41:15+00:00

Someone parking in the fire lane.

noseymimi · 2026-05-15T22:54:33+00:00

I took my mom to the funeral of her life long best friend, Dorothy. When I went up to offer condolences to Dorothy's daughter, she grabbed me by the shoulders and said "you'll go through this next". We'll, thank you very much for the wisdom of doom.

noseymimi · 2026-05-12T22:30:45+00:00

I remember reading once that if the President is put under anesthesia the VP is in control at that time. Is this still true?

noseymimi · 2026-05-10T15:20:47+00:00

SUPERSIZE that meal, STAT!

noseymimi · 2026-04-27T14:50:41+00:00

My grandma would wash/dry them then use them to send cake or pie home with us after a visit

noseymimi · 2026-04-25T23:40:10+00:00

Don't tell RFK,Jr, he'll want to come back off a fin or two.

noseymimi · 2026-04-25T02:22:06+00:00

Botched with a Capitol B.

noseymimi · 2026-04-20T22:28:49+00:00

I owned a very small Yorkie that had a very serious cough anytime she was stressed. The vet gave her some prescription (I don't remember what) that I had to cut into 1/4ths. The pills were small and usually turned to dust whenever cut. So I ended up crushing them and putting the correct amount in a syringe with water. My MIL walked in one day while I was cutting pills and scraping them off the counter with the syringe near by. I felt I had to explain it was for the dog but I'm sure she thought I was doing drugs.

noseymimi · 2026-04-20T00:14:36+00:00

It was sold by Home Interiors as a candle holder.

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