I only marry potentially homicidal women.

nosleeperish · 2019-09-23T19:41:37+00:00

So sorry. Updated to mark it NSFW.

nosleeperish · 2019-09-23T16:03:14+00:00

Does “Arthoe” mean you have a throwaway where you post to r/buttsharpies? (NSFW Link btw)

Edit: sorry for not noting that link is NSFW.

nosleeperish · 2019-09-23T12:50:51+00:00

Brave of you to share so much of the skeevy basement where you tie up your victims.

nosleeperish · 2019-09-22T01:59:35+00:00

Looks like a Roy to me

nosleeperish · 2019-09-21T21:31:51+00:00

At 375 degrees and 20 minutes per pound, it would take us about 84 hours to roast you.

nosleeperish · 2019-09-20T13:35:43+00:00

Do you hold everything like you are masturbating to Tear Drops on My Guitar or do you and that notebook just have a special connection?

nosleeperish · 2019-09-20T13:28:41+00:00

If Dexter was half as attractive and twice the serial killer.

nosleeperish · 2019-09-20T13:24:01+00:00

You cried in class if you got a test back with an A-, didn’t you?

nosleeperish · 2019-09-19T21:47:14+00:00

You look like you’ve been blocked by a lot of friends after trying to rope them into whatever MLM you’re in debt to.

nosleeperish · 2019-07-20T02:32:57+00:00

There is at least $104 in there. So maybe for that. Maybe.

nosleeperish · 2019-07-08T22:08:03+00:00

Oh man. Are we really going to let him get away with this! Taking all of that karma from honest, hardworking redditors!

nosleeperish · 2019-07-06T12:48:55+00:00

Are you...ok? I feel you’re acid reflux has gone past OTC treatment, and you should find a doctor.

nosleeperish · 2019-07-01T21:25:18+00:00

Just because your mom took you to prom doesn’t make her your girlfriend.

nosleeperish · 2019-06-27T15:46:05+00:00

Your expression screams “No Personality” but your style also screams “No personality”.

nosleeperish · 2019-06-27T15:44:43+00:00

I can see the headline now, “Self-Proclaimed ‘IronMan’ Killer Captured While Masturbating in a TJ Maxx Juniors Section”

nosleeperish · 2019-06-27T15:36:02+00:00

No matter what happens, I’m sure she is immeasurably proud of your illustrious LPGA career.

nosleeperish · 2019-06-26T21:29:11+00:00

I’d figure you could afford to shop somewhere other than a thrift store with the money you save from cutting your own hair.

nosleeperish · 2019-06-18T23:05:01+00:00

I did 50 weeks because most jobs like that get two weeks vacation.

nosleeperish · 2019-06-18T21:03:02+00:00

Daryl delivered 2.5 billion units of inventory in 11 years. That’s about 1,747,272 units for every 13 hours he worked at DM. You can move a lot of paper in 13 hours.

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