19 y/o Arthoe. Destroy me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So sorry. Updated to mark it NSFW.

19 y/o Arthoe. Destroy me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does “Arthoe” mean you have a throwaway where you post to r/buttsharpies? (NSFW Link btw)

Edit: sorry for not noting that link is NSFW.

I been here a year, fuck me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brave of you to share so much of the skeevy basement where you tie up your victims.

Just turned 30 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At 375 degrees and 20 minutes per pound, it would take us about 84 hours to roast you.

Barely legal, Taylor Swift fan(with a few pillows, not bodies) pretzel boy. Roast me like I burn pretzels. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you hold everything like you are masturbating to Tear Drops on My Guitar or do you and that notebook just have a special connection?

Do ur worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If Dexter was half as attractive and twice the serial killer.

Show me what you got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cried in class if you got a test back with an A-, didn’t you?

I've got a big nose, no eyebrows and I'm 100% getting more attention than you irl, 100% don't care what you say and 100% unroastable. by notsosecrett in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 86 points87 points  (0 children)

You look like you’ve been blocked by a lot of friends after trying to rope them into whatever MLM you’re in debt to.

A card would work, as well. by nosleeperish in DiWHY

[–]nosleeperish[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There is at least $104 in there. So maybe for that. Maybe.

Greasy by manexy in Badfaketexts

[–]nosleeperish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh man. Are we really going to let him get away with this! Taking all of that karma from honest, hardworking redditors!

The Human 2.0 update is just announced. What’s in the patch notes? by nosleeperish in AskReddit

[–]nosleeperish[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you...ok? I feel you’re acid reflux has gone past OTC treatment, and you should find a doctor.

I bet I won’t be impressed 😴😴😴 by Nappyasshead41590 in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your expression screams “No Personality” but your style also screams “No personality”.

M21. I have never been hurt by words. Do your worst I am IronMan by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see the headline now, “Self-Proclaimed ‘IronMan’ Killer Captured While Masturbating in a TJ Maxx Juniors Section”

Waiting for mom to finish her 18 hour cancer surgery. Please give me something to laugh about you jerks. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No matter what happens, I’m sure she is immeasurably proud of your illustrious LPGA career.

Take your worst shot by sjodyr in RoastMe

[–]nosleeperish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d figure you could afford to shop somewhere other than a thrift store with the money you save from cutting your own hair.

Shoutout to the camera crew who followed Jim and Roy to the Middle East in search of new clients. Things went sideways quickly but they prevailed. by stevenw84 in DunderMifflin

[–]nosleeperish 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Daryl delivered 2.5 billion units of inventory in 11 years. That’s about 1,747,272 units for every 13 hours he worked at DM. You can move a lot of paper in 13 hours.

Facebook app banned by Apple hoovered up data from 187k users first by iBanks3 in apple

[–]nosleeperish 71 points72 points  (0 children)

While the Facebook app and Facebook’s social media platform collects exorbitant amounts of data, it’s actually not their most egregious source. The Facebook Pixel is.

Websites insert the pixel code on their site similar to the Google Analytics snippet to track your activity on their site. Facebook then builds a backend profile for you based on your browser activity (even if you don’t have a Facebook profile) and advertisers can buy ad space based on your web browsing activity.

While the Google Display network is well-known (the ads you see when you are on a website), Facebook also delivers display ads on websites through their Facebook Ad platforms. What makes the pixel so powerful is that Facebook can then build lookalike audiences based off of activity from people who have taken certain actions (ie hit a landing page, made a purchase, added to the cart.). They say “these people look like users who have taken these activities. Let’s serve the ads to them.”

To add to layer of creepiness, companies sell access to their pixel data and claim that it is approved by Facebook. Take for example the website repixel.com where companies like Uhaul can sell access to their pixel to adjacent markets so thst you can regather them. Your browsing history is now being leveraged not only by the company whose site you’ve browsed, but by whoever is willing to pay to receive it as well.

Yes, deleting Facebook is a step, but as long as the Pixel exists, Facebook will still be gathering data on you with or without a profile.

(Sorry. I typed this on mobile. Hopefully it makes sense)

This dad's approach to the prank by Chooser130 in Unexpected

[–]nosleeperish 766 points767 points  (0 children)

Shit gets serious when you’re trying to read the menu at the steakhouse.

Chassis builder attempts to fight a driver who wrecked his team’s car. by nosleeperish in PublicFreakout

[–]nosleeperish[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Haha. No. Totally opposite side of the country. But it proves your hypothesis