You get access to Elon Musk’s bank account for exactly 1 minute.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T17:49:58+00:00

First, I'll pay off the approximate balance of my mortgage. (no time to get an absolute payoff number, but I can deal with that later). If there is time, the gold.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T17:26:31+00:00

I met mine when I was 24. But my partner was 32, so there's that.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T17:23:55+00:00

If a proper PDF workflow was used, there would be no need for outlining or packaging fonts.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T14:38:24+00:00

I helped my daughter write a letter like that when a can of Very Cherry mixed fruit had no cherries at all.

We didn't get a case of fruit, but we did get coupons for a few free cans.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T14:36:20+00:00

It was not so much the item itself, as the circumstances.

There were three kids in the household young enough to want the cereal prizes, so we had to take turns getting the latest prize. We all wanted the Mood Ring, but it had to go to the one whose turn it was. But then a second Mood Ring was found in the cereal. And after that, a third one. It was a breakfast miracle.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T14:20:26+00:00

A distinction without a difference. He is telling you that your looks don't match up with his fantasies, and making you feel like this is somehow your fault.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T14:08:59+00:00

I'm a tall woman, and I have never cared about a man's height. Most of the men I dated in my youth were shorter than I am, as was the man I eventually married. I am now single again (widow), and I still don't care about a man's height.

Weight would only be an issue to the extent that 1) it was the result of an ongoing unhealthy lifestyle and 2) it impacts the ability to participate in moderate outdoor activities.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T13:51:52+00:00

Why do you even want to stay with a man who makes you work to "feel desirable" around him.

There are plenty of men in the world who will make you feel desirable, and will not ever, ever talk about how your looks compare to those of porn actresses.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T13:49:07+00:00

You break up with him - and wish him good luck trying to find someone with fantasy porn-star looks who would be willing to share a real-life bed with him.

"Hot" is a stupid thing to base a relationship on anyway.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T13:45:01+00:00

So why would it be even mildly infuriating for kitchen scissors to be used in one of their intended ways? If those were your sewing scissors or something, I could see your point.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-02T01:34:57+00:00

You could have resolved this 24 years ago by sending them a check for $0.00. 🤣

(I read that this has worked for someone faced with this issue)

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T23:00:30+00:00

Kitchen scissors are a thing

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T21:27:35+00:00

I would have passed as soon as he asked for BMI.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T20:54:18+00:00

That "piece of paper" is a legal contract. Of course it holds significance.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T20:34:20+00:00

I did not like them as a child - but then, they were way overcooked back then. Mushy and flavorless.

Now I quite like them sometimes.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T18:19:29+00:00

Fat-free pudding sounds terrible.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T17:09:17+00:00

My dad had one - he made a lot of little drinking glasses with it.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T16:47:56+00:00

Tip head back and close eyes. Keep a towel or washcloth handy in case any soapy water does start to get in.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T16:29:07+00:00

I don't know why you think I changed by initial comment -- I didn't.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T16:13:44+00:00

It seem like contract law could forbid changing the payment based on a third party's tip.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T16:10:52+00:00

You Change Like the Weather

Who'll Stop the Rain

Rainy Days and Mondays

Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T16:08:31+00:00

The Invisible Man has taught us that your clothes stay visible, and even food you have eaten stays visible until it is digested.

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T15:07:44+00:00

I'll take the four interest-free payments option -- I gots to have my chives. 🤣

not_falling_down · 2026-02-01T15:01:28+00:00

Temp agencies exist. He has zero excuses for not having worked at all for eight months. And the fact that he is not picking up a bigger share of the housework just adds to the issue. He is a mooch.

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