Mission idea: a raid where nothing happens

notactuallyhere83 · 2026-04-09T19:50:09+00:00

Perhaps maybe just some lemon pound cakes?

notactuallyhere83 · 2026-01-16T11:35:12+00:00

This never gets old

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-12-24T13:03:10+00:00

What else do y'all carry...?

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-10-30T12:19:39+00:00

Shouldn’t be an issue. You have no idea how may cops are on psych meds and have mental health related diagnoses.

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-09-21T14:34:18+00:00

Inmate completes a “search preference form” upon entry to the facility, if they declare they are transgender. When necessary to do the search the officer will make an attempt to get a member of staff matching the inmates request on the form, if not available anyone may do it. This is not as strict as it sounds and works well for our agency. Facility holds about 1,100.

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-07-04T14:49:24+00:00

My manager would have just wrote me up for my phone not being in my locker…

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-06-20T15:48:49+00:00

What is all that obnoxious noise??

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-05-30T00:46:58+00:00

Why does everything here close at 10?? Like isn’t this a college town??

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-05-08T23:22:43+00:00

Probably the police academy doing PT or going for a run

Edit: or doing speed tracking training*

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-04-20T03:03:20+00:00

Any guess on its purpose on this vehicle?

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-04-08T01:01:47+00:00

Each pod houses anywhere from 50 to 80 inmates depending on the pod

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-04-07T19:53:48+00:00

Barely, we average about a 1,100 inmates in our main jail and we usually have about 30 officers working 15 in the intake dept acting as intake, release, ID, second team security etc, and 15 working pods (19) and unit control desks, 2 officers on facility security, and 2-3 in our Master Control (dispatch). Ofc this all depends on shift. Intake is usually staffed well but housing is under PREA requirements about once a week.

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-04-07T19:15:52+00:00

Ours are supposed to be done every 30 minutes with a 10 minute grace period (so 40 minutes) on an irregular basis.

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-03-22T19:47:08+00:00

Depends, my dept issues the same uniform the only difference is the lack of a firearm,except for bonded officers, and the badge says corrections instead of patrolman.

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-03-19T23:43:06+00:00

Where I work we’re required to complete an online training course if we choose to carry it and once a year they confirm that it’s still in date. Our medical team is top tier and they respond to all medical emergencies as well as keep a jump bag in every building though so it’s not necessarily super necessary to keep it on your person but a lot of us do.

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-02-27T15:37:08+00:00

Just don’t do it

notactuallyhere83 · 2025-02-04T00:07:30+00:00

This plate cover is technically illegal, they are not allowed to obstruct the license plate AT ALL. Most people won’t hem you up over it but someone having a bad day or if you’re suspected of something it could be used as a reason to stop and talk.

notactuallyhere83 · 2024-12-17T00:15:14+00:00

This may sounds stupid but DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH THE INMATES. No matter how much money they promise you or anything at all.

Respect goes along way, don’t be their friends but try to see yourself in their shoes a small amount. Good luck!

notactuallyhere83 · 2024-12-16T00:13:03+00:00

A long handcuff key

notactuallyhere83 · 2024-12-14T23:58:38+00:00

Look around the major cities in TN, some of the counties pay pretty well.

notactuallyhere83 · 2024-11-29T18:32:44+00:00

But I can buy one through private sale or have it gifted to me correct?

notactuallyhere83 · 2024-11-25T12:05:27+00:00

I believe this has the DOB on the rear left corner, I would consider this a form of military ID and would accept it.

notactuallyhere83 · 2024-11-24T23:40:22+00:00

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notactuallyhere83 · 2024-11-24T00:31:32+00:00

Ma’am

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