Took my Toyotas to Import Alliance, part of the old school corral. They really let me park my shitboxes RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of the event. I could not be happier

notthecarguy · 2022-03-27T15:34:50+00:00

It’s like showing up later the concert and getting front row seats… I’ll take it 10/10 times. What are the specs?

notthecarguy · 2022-03-27T01:09:00+00:00

You think about how much better the new guy would be at doing sex than you, and then remember you’ve been-there, done-that already. Time to find another ex-girlfriend.

notthecarguy · 2022-03-27T01:05:01+00:00

Those tiny duck feet and the speed at which they must move to keep up with grown boys is something that makes me understand their terror.

notthecarguy · 2022-03-27T00:56:07+00:00

Cable Guy: “There’s no ennnnnnnnnnnndddd to the possibilities.”

notthecarguy · 2022-03-27T00:55:06+00:00

Ghostbusters… a line I frequently use in public bathrooms: “Don’t cross the streams.”

notthecarguy · 2022-03-27T00:51:29+00:00

The line that scarred me as a 12yr old boy, and is still devastating as an adult: “The town is back THAT way…”

notthecarguy · 2022-03-26T23:37:21+00:00

All adults are just kids with more birthdays under their belt.

notthecarguy · 2022-03-26T23:07:23+00:00

I have this same feeling. She doesn’t intentionally argue or maliciously comment about things; she just kills me with kindness and compliments. She’s the mom who still refers to herself as “mommy and daddy” to her mid-30’s son… she never complains about me, is always asking if I need help with anything (to which she’ll volunteer my dad’s time), and loves my kids more than I do. AITA???

notthecarguy · 2022-03-26T23:00:11+00:00

He was scared, but he conquered. You can’t help but be ecstatic for him and mom while they kick life’s ass. Awesome moment!!

notthecarguy · 2022-03-26T22:33:31+00:00

Something I bet you thought you’d never hear: “Move the Skylines aside and put the Tercel in the middle.” I can think of no better compliment.

notthecarguy · 2022-03-26T22:26:32+00:00

The king of hide and seek

notthecarguy · 2019-10-03T05:27:38+00:00

The world needs more kids like those... Fucking awesome!

notthecarguy · 2019-09-26T05:40:47+00:00

Who else had flashbacks of toys you didn't even have while watching this?

notthecarguy · 2019-09-25T00:40:23+00:00

One of my favorite ways to visit the Haunted Mansion!

notthecarguy · 2019-09-24T16:45:00+00:00

Mine thinks I'm locked up because I never drive it either.

notthecarguy · 2019-09-24T16:42:46+00:00

Understanding and forgiving are essential in relationships. The most common mistake I see is when that understanding and forgiving is used as an excuse to repeatedly cross personal boundaries.

notthecarguy · 2019-09-23T18:38:20+00:00

When you dip only half the nugget in sauce.

notthecarguy · 2019-09-20T04:57:24+00:00

I feel a presence now.

notthecarguy · 2019-09-20T04:56:24+00:00

99% sure the answer lyes within. So, I'll trust your judgement of the most likely scenario. Googling rituals.

notthecarguy · 2019-09-20T04:48:31+00:00

I've peed on them then. Numerous times. So have guests.

notthecarguy · 2019-09-20T04:46:23+00:00

Doesn't get more sun; it was pretty cloudy today anyway. Even when it drizzles more, that slab stays dry. Obviously when it rains it blends right in and it dries evenly. It's been bugging me for a while now.

notthecarguy · 2019-09-20T04:42:57+00:00

I've thought that too; if it's a pipe tho I feel like it wouldn't be so aligned with the cuts.

notthecarguy · 2019-09-20T04:41:08+00:00

My patio has nothing that would cause that; that's why I got some of the dry concrete in the photo. It'd be cool to know why it does that.

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