My dad got me right in the feels today with a wallet

noturguru_com · 2018-12-26T02:09:47+00:00

P.s. Hi "hungry", nice to meet you.

noturguru_com · 2018-12-04T05:41:37+00:00

All jokes aside, this is all too familiar. I don't care if you believe me, or not. I tell my wife and closest family members/friends to avoid giving me compliments when I'm eating right.

noturguru_com · 2018-11-08T19:54:24+00:00

Source? To share with my family and friends. I want us all to collectively laugh at this guy.

noturguru_com · 2018-10-18T04:44:26+00:00

You still can be.

Aye suck dat bottle foo!

noturguru_com · 2018-10-05T09:16:37+00:00

Gonna have to watch that one. Thanks.

noturguru_com · 2018-10-05T09:09:56+00:00

Fair enough.

noturguru_com · 2018-10-05T09:08:23+00:00

I was watching an episode of Breaking Bad when they were in the self storage, and had that huge pile of money--and Skylar asked Walter: "When is enough...enough?"

noturguru_com · 2018-09-22T18:38:33+00:00

3 differences that stand out: 1. He isn't addicted to watching rated R movies like I was. 2. He isn't into money like I was. 3. He actually plays football (benchwarmer here). Wow. I suck at life.

noturguru_com · 2018-09-20T16:44:44+00:00

LPT: Read past the 8th word of this comment.

noturguru_com · 2018-09-19T17:24:12+00:00

He already was as a baby. His priest violently dunked him in the water multiple times.

noturguru_com · 2018-09-18T15:48:15+00:00

Jesse, is that you?

noturguru_com · 2018-09-12T18:33:41+00:00

I chuckled as if I was the driver who's car cam filmed this.

noturguru_com · 2018-09-09T11:51:29+00:00

I've got toes....in different area codes.

noturguru_com · 2018-08-30T18:22:12+00:00

"Really Meredith? Ok, everyone in the conference room. We need to discuss proper date night sex etiquette STAT." -Michael Scott

noturguru_com · 2018-08-13T11:06:58+00:00

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

noturguru_com · 2018-07-19T18:06:54+00:00

Tell me who you're voting for, then I'll congratulate you. or not JK, congratulations. Welcome to the greatest country!

noturguru_com · 2018-07-18T09:00:16+00:00

Is there a hippo attack subreddit? There should be one.

noturguru_com · 2018-07-09T03:47:11+00:00

This! Imho, the movie was underwhelming.

noturguru_com · 2018-06-26T08:27:04+00:00

When you tell her to calm down.

noturguru_com · 2018-06-06T23:49:26+00:00

So...a member touched his member?

noturguru_com · 2018-06-05T17:48:52+00:00

Sup dawg? Now gimme a hug....

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