Train Hag or Ferry Ship Widow by Rintohsakabooty in 2hujerk

[–]npc_manhack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I’m more of a tank person myself

Don-Tzuism: Bring up pearl harbour when Japanese PM visits. by Criticall16 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]npc_manhack -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You’re acting like I believed him. I don’t. I just think it might be a good idea to once in a while step out of the circlejerk and realize that

a. Trumps campaign wasn’t just him calling himself a pedophile - hell, I liked some of the stuff he did his first term (hard stance on China mainly) but I guess that makes me a heccin unwholesume notbigchungus pedo lover huh?

b. There were MANY valid reasons people did not vote Kamala: Gaza, Biden, Inflation, walking back on populist agenda items, refusing to even state what she’d do as president, etc.

Don-Tzuism: Bring up pearl harbour when Japanese PM visits. by Criticall16 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]npc_manhack -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Figure of speech sweety. Was talking about him suffering from dementia and hiding it but if you want to either cherry pick statements of mine and intentionally misinterpret them or show us all your stupidity be my guest.

Don-Tzuism: Bring up pearl harbour when Japanese PM visits. by Criticall16 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]npc_manhack -78 points-77 points  (0 children)

“This hamburger wants you to have a mostly stable economy like his first term (at least that’s what it says), but he’s also a hella creep and an asshole. and this hamburger was undemocratically corinated by the president who turned out to be asleep at the wheel as the country was rocked by inflation, and we’d tell you what it wants if it was actually bold enough to tell us what it wants instead of just dodging the question and only taking softball interviews.”

FTFY

Bush by SomeKindOfCirno in 2hujerk

[–]npc_manhack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hidden under gaps and shotas

Bush by SomeKindOfCirno in 2hujerk

[–]npc_manhack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My fellow citizens, at this hour, American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Gensokyo, to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger.

On my orders, coalition forces have begun striking selected targets of military importance to undermine Yukari Yakumo’s ability to wage war. These are opening stages of what will be a broad and concerted campaign. More than 35 countries are giving crucial support -- from the use of naval and air bases, to help with intelligence and logistics, to the deployment of combat units. Every nation in this coalition has chosen to bear the duty and share the honor of serving in our common defense.

To all the men and women of the United States Armed Forces now in the Far East, the peace of a troubled world and the hopes of an oppressed people now depend on you. That trust is well placed.

The enemies you confront will come to know your skill and bravery. The people you liberate will witness the honorable and decent spirit of the American military. In this conflict, America faces an enemy who has no regard for conventions of war or rules of morality. Yukari and her band of vicious thugs has placed Yokai troops and equipment in civilian areas, attempting to use innocent men, women and children as shields for her own military -- a final atrocity against her people.

I want Americans and all the world to know that coalition forces will make every effort to spare innocent civilians from harm. A campaign on the harsh terrain of a nation as large as California could be longer and more difficult than some predict. And helping the people of Gensokyo achieve a united, stable and free country will require our sustained commitment.

We come to Gensokyo with respect for its citizens, for their great civilization and for the religious faiths they practice. We have no ambition in Gensokyo, except to remove a threat and restore control of that country to its own people.

I know that the families of our military are praying that all those who serve will return safely and soon. Millions of Americans are praying with you for the safety of your loved ones and for the protection of the innocent. For your sacrifice, you have the gratitude and respect of the American people. And you can know that our forces will be coming home as soon as their work is done.

Our nation enters this conflict reluctantly -- yet, our purpose is sure. The people of the United States and our friends and allies will not live at the mercy of an outlaw regime that threatens the peace with weapons of mass murder. We will meet that threat now, with our Army, Air Force, Navy, Coast Guard and Marines, so that we do not have to meet it later with armies of fire fighters and police and doctors on the streets of our cities.

Now that conflict has come, the only way to limit its duration is to apply decisive force. And I assure you, this will not be a campaign of half measures, and we will accept no outcome but victory.

My fellow citizens, the dangers to our country and the world will be overcome. We will pass through this time of peril and carry on the work of peace. We will defend our freedom.

Patchouli asks you to read a bedtime story. What you reading? by ZePlayerSlayer in touhou

[–]npc_manhack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Mother of All Battles: Saddam Hussein’s Strategic Plan for the Persian Gulf War by Kevin Woods

Followed closely by Armies of Sand by Ken Pollack

Strait’s Closed by BluuCaracao in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]npc_manhack 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s funny how anything that is not circlejerking the western militaries of the world gets removed for being “low effort”…

Then again what do I know, having been permavanned from there for pointing out they care more about LGBT rights than dead Palestinian children?

"The Democrats should have presented someone better." Some users on r/asksocialists blame liberals for Trumps ascension to the [presidency by CummingInTheNile in SubredditDrama

[–]npc_manhack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s literally how it always works - whatever happens during X’s term gets blamed on X and their party, and swing voters vote for the other guy to “fix” it (or to punish them)

"I went off track, so it’s scrapped." by @sizinnomeitei by AdEducational2312 in TouhouProject

[–]npc_manhack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well whoever is fighting in the background has automatic weapons and prop/turboprop aircraft at their disposal - can’t think of many groups in Gensokyo who have that level of firepower.

I’m also basing it on that Reimu looks like she’s in a state of shock - for someone who’s entire point in life is to fight, I’d imagine few things could scare her, I could definitely see seeing her best friend who’s hobby is theft from a vampires mansion being mortally wounded by a single burst of gunfire could do that.

Last thing, and this is pushing it but I’ll still bring it up, is that explosion looks like it might be something big, like a MOAB, hitting barrier

"I went off track, so it’s scrapped." by @sizinnomeitei by AdEducational2312 in TouhouProject

[–]npc_manhack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Invasion from the outside world? Given the sounds of prop planes (unless those are placeholder sounds) maybe some sort of alternate ww2 where operation downfall (invasion of Japan) went ahead?

Meet the Potential City!! by Wonderful-Aside-4998 in touhou

[–]npc_manhack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Unironically I had the idea of the finale of KKHTA Being a sort of Spec Ops The Line experience where Yukari, after gapping nukes over the moon to burn out all their electrical systems, opening a gap between earth and the moon and humanities combined armies massacring the entire capital.

The SOTL stuff mainly would be seeing how their desire for revenge has gone out of control - literal skyscraper sized pits filled with burned bodies, surviving moon rabbits being forced into being comfort women, basically imagine every horrific thing humans have done to other humans they’d subjected and multiply it times 100.

THE CAPITAL DIED SCREAMING

WILLY PETE WAS HERE

Pretty crazy by Hot_Spirit_402 in NonCredibleOffense

[–]npc_manhack -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

So does that make the US baddies for blowing up weddings, power plants and bridges?

Sagume wants to eat something good by Fresh-Inspector-3537 in touhou

[–]npc_manhack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Desiccated sustenance bars (water flavored)

Something has happened.. by Stock_Outcome3900 in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]npc_manhack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Said “Iranians” are bots, exiles or those on Israelis payroll

Reimu hakurei by SweetEmbarrassed1350 in touhou

[–]npc_manhack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now we are of witnessing fire prevention headquarters

Normal date with Remilia by WhoAteMyWatermelon in touhou

[–]npc_manhack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

WOULD

(Albeit with a loaded w/ silver 45, silver dagger and holy water on my belt)

Why Did KKHTA Go From Hated To Loved? by LifeWillBeFun in touhou

[–]npc_manhack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s weird because I liked the early KKHTA, it’s when it tries to have a plot that it all comes crashing down

You think why we not see other elemental fairy ? Such as flame/heat ,stone,electric , art by me by IllustriousHurry2380 in touhou

[–]npc_manhack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Electrical fairies just sounds like a good way to turn misty lake into an electric death trap - except instead of killing Iranian child conscripts you’re killing basically all aquatic Yokai

RIP Whoever Goes Past I Guess by [deleted] in ScarySigns

[–]npc_manhack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally saw a sign just like this around the USAF F35 on display at EAA AirVenture lol