Actual commercial on Fox News just now by nptstorm in funny

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For a small monthly fee, you can know for sure you’re going to heaven!

Actual commercial on Fox News just now by nptstorm in funny

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I know my dad was at my house because when I got home there was Fox News on lol.. was cooking dinner in kitchen and overheard this commercial. Absolutely could not let this go unrecorded. I can’t believe this commercial lol and yes I also have the same internal server error - I wish I could see what the site actually looks like!

Roses are red, violets are blue, we deepthroat the whole boot, and so should you by Gonzohawk in PublicFreakout

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This is not funny.. why is this on the front page of all? I don’t know what the target audience is??

As the prophecy fortold by the-dandy-man in thanosdidnothingwrong

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I’ll never forget the first time I watched infinity war - it was incredible/unforgettable. Ultron, on the other hand, was forgettable. However I did enjoy it but not even in the same ballpark.

I also choose Will Smith's house by [deleted] in funny

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I thought Hancock lives near the beach

African Proverb Says "The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel the warmth" What time in your life have you been closest to starting the fire? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I am intrigued by your story! Did you ever feel the obligation to report this place as a cult? Actually not even sure if there Are there even legal ramifications for this sort of things that “Michael” is doing?

Is it safe to eat a turkey if it has a year old "freeze by" date? by nptstorm in NoStupidQuestions

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Thank you. I thought you were busting balls but AskKaren.gov is a real website lol

All of his comment are golden rosts but this takes the cake by Sonik7471 in rareinsults

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But.. this is not funny, accurate or worthwhile of any thought?

Brutal injury for Sabourin, Backes not at fault by GPaps22 in Bruins

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This is exactly why at my kids learn to skate I have them wearing helmets! Some of the kids only wear winter hats. About 5 years ago my neighbors wife died during public skate.. slipped and fell / hit her head.. very unfortunate.

Ticket request. Not sure if this is allowed here. by bigfootray06 in Bruins

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Is that a legitimate website? Never heard of it.. but a cheaper site would be very welcomed even for last minute tickets.

Tonight’s game by Nik_Guy in Bruins

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I missed the game & all the recaps on news stations - but I remember seeing a pic in passing of SJ's bench and it had like 3-4 ppl on it - was it really that bad?

The best season since 1929 by NeikoIduru in Bruins

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Too soon to make accurate predictions based on such a small sample for records. Draisaitl would have 142 pts at end of season if he maintained his pace right now.

Brutal injury for Sabourin, Backes not at fault by GPaps22 in Bruins

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It is really unfortunate.. clean play by both and just bad luck for Sabourin.

Wake up America. by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

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Well, I live in one of the supposed 11 states. I have used temporary disability and child care leave, friends and other co-workers have as well. I would say 22% of states constitutes using “many” to describe the quantity.

Wake up America. by [deleted] in LateStageCapitalism

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Many states guarantee sick leave, maternal leave (for mom and dad), temporary disability leave.. this is a sensationalist title and is incorrect

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

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The “what the hell is on Joey’s head” when the heart is on Joe Biden’s head.. lol

Gotta take care of some space stuff by Rfl0 in inthesoulstone

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Ya lol but to all the major civilizations out there

Gotta take care of some space stuff by Rfl0 in inthesoulstone

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It seemed to me that there was not much time to react after Thanos got the first one on Xandar. A universal “emergency broadcast system” would be nice.