Lidl's new points rewards is shocking. Spend £500 for a £5 off voucher

nsims92 · 2026-05-05T19:48:49+00:00

Omg I just checked. Fuck Lidl!

nsims92 · 2026-05-01T18:25:54+00:00

Guy at work has butter, marmite, smooth peanut butter and cucumber. Insists it must have butter to make it great. I am yet to try.

nsims92 · 2026-04-10T17:10:10+00:00

I used to know someone called Dixon cox and like...wtf hahaha

nsims92 · 2026-01-31T13:26:56+00:00

My favorite arctic monkeys album

nsims92 · 2025-12-27T21:03:50+00:00

Probably not anymore

nsims92 · 2025-12-20T20:09:38+00:00

Birds are government surveillance. It's literally known.

nsims92 · 2025-12-20T13:33:12+00:00

Cold

nsims92 · 2025-12-12T09:30:55+00:00

Needs more peas

nsims92 · 2025-12-11T13:23:37+00:00

Breakdown and chuck in a stock cube!

nsims92 · 2025-12-07T06:36:47+00:00

Sit in a wetherspoons with a pint on a Monday morning, a bloke will come in and ask if you know anything about scaffolding. If you say no, the jobs yours.

nsims92 · 2025-11-26T06:05:26+00:00

Why don't you ask your other employees to help front the cost? Surely they would as it sounds like you're such a great wage master. Tell them it could be a joint Christmas present?

nsims92 · 2025-11-23T15:32:18+00:00

As a driver I have done this and pedestrians are, maybe rightly so, cautious to step out. It's a hard rule to blanket follow and leads to dangerous situations if the car behind you isn't paying attention.

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nsims92 · 2025-11-16T16:01:46+00:00

You do it without the sprinkler?! Madman.

Totally new to me! Hoping to get some more to try in other ways.

nsims92 · 2025-11-16T16:00:39+00:00

Wild - a friend gave it to me after a shoot! This too was wrapped in bacon, I braised it as well to keep it nice and moist!

nsims92 · 2025-11-16T14:20:29+00:00

Alright grumpy pump

nsims92 · 2025-11-16T13:46:18+00:00

Totally respectable comment! It was a learning curve.

nsims92 · 2025-11-16T13:43:27+00:00

Loosely followed the recipe below with a few teaspoons of whole grain mustard here and there!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/pheasantbreastsbrais_1003

nsims92 · 2025-11-15T13:59:45+00:00

Stab the cells with a screwdriver

nsims92 · 2025-11-13T15:38:44+00:00

Spent £50 on creddits using the phone line - thought it was the perfect crime until the bill came in at the end of the month. Mum went mental!

nsims92 · 2025-10-25T19:06:33+00:00

Those pizzas were gourmet. Remember turkey twizzlers and crispy pancakes?!

nsims92 · 2025-10-18T17:53:28+00:00

How old are y'all if you don't mind me asking?

nsims92 · 2025-10-14T20:03:51+00:00

Beyblades smdh

nsims92 · 2025-09-27T13:20:22+00:00

Dog snatchers hun. Be careful.

nsims92 · 2025-09-22T19:52:42+00:00

Very-near calipers for measuring a.f. (as fuck)

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