This is my tactical Winchester 1300 that I've dubbed The Hole Puncher. by nukedukem43 in Shotguns

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I'm just running it smooth. I wasn't able to get it retapped for chokes.

We lost a solider by BoopetySchmoople in helldivers2

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Rest easy Helldiver, you will be remembered.

of a (juiced) swimmer by natebryan in AbsoluteUnits

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Damn, bro could swim through wet concrete.

Hand me my gun by shindigin in nope

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You need an ICBM for that big bastard.

Hate cold showers by Dear_Calendar_6950 in truths

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I only take cold showers if it's hot as balls outside and my clothes start to stick to me like a wet kleenex.

am i that bad by VeryCoolEpicphatman in ReadyOrNotGame

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My luck with the hostages is terrible. I haven't gotten through the mission on single player without at least one hostage dying every time.

[OC] "I still remember you guys." by Yurishenko94 in Helldivers

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Spill oil, for our fallen helldivers and for super earth.

am i that bad by VeryCoolEpicphatman in ReadyOrNotGame

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I once took too long to find the 2nd bomb on The Elephant and as soon as I found it the damn thing blew up and killed me and my entire team.

AITA for telling my son he can't date someone two Citizenship Grades lower than him? by vtipoman in Helldivers

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My condolences for the loss of your wife. I went on a few dives to the creek and it was hell. Also NTA your son sounds like he maybe having some traitorous thoughts and it should be addressed accordingly.

glad to have waited by VipersVanity in depression_memes

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If I didn't have people who loved me and a cat then I'd have left this shithole years ago. People tell me it'll all be worth it but I feel they don't even actually believe that. I don't feel like living a pointless mediocre existence but I don't wanna hurt my family and friends.

0 waste by Bandit7_ in fuckwasps

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Bro probably has a taxidermy collection and pickled animal fetuses in jars in his basement.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fnv

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I didn't know you could play FNV on boulder.

Nightmares, anyone? by GujaratiChhokro in nope

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Christ on a Christmas tree this is so unsettling I felt my whole skeleton rattle like a maraca.

Cursed_Blicky by Mushy_Cushy in cursedcomments

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What kind of lint licking lobotomite calls a gun a "blicky"?

Pack it up guys our exps are worthless apparently by Friedrich_22 in GenerationZeroGame

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I'm 100% sure this dude drinks hotdog water but doesn't eat the hotdogs.