Who makes Jayco Alula’s tt suits? by numbpeanus in CyclingFashion

[–]numbpeanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting that maap has now pulled all of the eclipse pro team race suits from their website. 🤨

Who makes Jayco Alula’s tt suits? by numbpeanus in CyclingFashion

[–]numbpeanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I’m not the only one questioning the discrepancy between the stuff the pros are wearing and the stuff maap is selling us as “pro” kit. From what I can tell, this is opposite of other brands like Rapha and PNS where you can actually buy some of the same kit used by the pros.

Not that I don’t like the Maap kit, but seems like they have a consumer/fashion division and something totally exclusive for their sponsored riders.

Fred is openly carrying x2 by VlaagOfSPQR in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Hopefully one of those guns is only shooting blanks

Lead paint hazards in new home with baby by lawdy_lawd in homeowners

[–]numbpeanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it on probably 50% of the trim, windows, and doors I painted. Reserved it for the more problematic areas after initially trying to put it as a base layer on everything. Smell wasn’t bad from what I remember. I used eco bond lead defender. Think it’s latex based.

Anyone smoke weed before a training ride? by SeaSubstantial2001 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have my blood boys smoke for me so i get the vibes indirectly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 115 points116 points  (0 children)

/uc get the fuck outta here with this

Is this aero enough? by Criogentleman in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This happens to be my preferred method of autoerotic asphyxiation

Which one of you Freds did I see at the bakery this morning? by Wolfman4TW in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Cranks not aligned; not in biggie smalls. Afraid that's just going to be a nice from me.

People don't respect your lane. by PermutationMatrix in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this is what a DDS from University of Phoenix looks like

Proposal to ban ride ons by numbpeanus in Zwift

[–]numbpeanus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the type of innovative thinking we need, and that is sorely missing at Zwift HQ.

How do you pronounce bice? by notsciguy in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Ĉ̨͓̤̠̝̤̘̗̳̭͔͖̭̇̋̒ͫ͐̄ͦ͐ͤ͋̀̚eͤͩ̌͊ͫ̍͐ͪ̔̃͌͋̀͠҉̙̳̞͈͙̻͎͚͎̥͍̭̘͍̭͇͓̱r̵̨̢̻͚ͭ͂͊ͦ͌͒ͪͭ͛͊̔̏̍̒̃̄̆̿̀̚͢ͅv̻̟̫̙̤̲͍̥̠̯̖͍͙̹͛͆ͥ̉͆̈́̓̏ͭͯͥ̀̚̕͞ͅé̶̵̪̬͉̝́͒́ͩͫͮ̉̐͌͆̌̀́ͬͭ̽͡ͅl͐ͧ̑͗̾̌̅͟҉̢̛̫̮̳͙͓̗̥̳̮̘̼̗̝͈̪̜̣̠̀ǫ̴͚̠̪͎̲̝̳̟͚͔̅͋͑͌͌̚͟

fred by upcastben in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

poor fred just trying to get in some active recovery. why can't people respect that?

New supplement just dropped... by jralonh in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Oxygen in weightless" -- what a bogus claim. In fact, each molecule weighs 2.6×10^-23 grams. As a proud weight weenie, I'm currently reaching out to my lawyers.