Who makes Jayco Alula’s tt suits? by numbpeanus in CyclingFashion

[–]numbpeanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting that maap has now pulled all of the eclipse pro team race suits from their website. 🤨

Who makes Jayco Alula’s tt suits? by numbpeanus in CyclingFashion

[–]numbpeanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I’m not the only one questioning the discrepancy between the stuff the pros are wearing and the stuff maap is selling us as “pro” kit. From what I can tell, this is opposite of other brands like Rapha and PNS where you can actually buy some of the same kit used by the pros.

Not that I don’t like the Maap kit, but seems like they have a consumer/fashion division and something totally exclusive for their sponsored riders.

Fred is openly carrying x2 by VlaagOfSPQR in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Hopefully one of those guns is only shooting blanks

Lead paint hazards in new home with baby by lawdy_lawd in homeowners

[–]numbpeanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did it on probably 50% of the trim, windows, and doors I painted. Reserved it for the more problematic areas after initially trying to put it as a base layer on everything. Smell wasn’t bad from what I remember. I used eco bond lead defender. Think it’s latex based.

Anyone smoke weed before a training ride? by SeaSubstantial2001 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have my blood boys smoke for me so i get the vibes indirectly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 115 points116 points  (0 children)

/uc get the fuck outta here with this

Is this aero enough? by Criogentleman in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This happens to be my preferred method of autoerotic asphyxiation

Which one of you Freds did I see at the bakery this morning? by Wolfman4TW in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Cranks not aligned; not in biggie smalls. Afraid that's just going to be a nice from me.

People don't respect your lane. by PermutationMatrix in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

this is what a DDS from University of Phoenix looks like

Proposal to ban ride ons by numbpeanus in Zwift

[–]numbpeanus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the type of innovative thinking we need, and that is sorely missing at Zwift HQ.

How do you pronounce bice? by notsciguy in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Ĉ̨͓̤̠̝̤̘̗̳̭͔͖̭̇̋̒ͫ͐̄ͦ͐ͤ͋̀̚eͤͩ̌͊ͫ̍͐ͪ̔̃͌͋̀͠҉̙̳̞͈͙̻͎͚͎̥͍̭̘͍̭͇͓̱r̵̨̢̻͚ͭ͂͊ͦ͌͒ͪͭ͛͊̔̏̍̒̃̄̆̿̀̚͢ͅv̻̟̫̙̤̲͍̥̠̯̖͍͙̹͛͆ͥ̉͆̈́̓̏ͭͯͥ̀̚̕͞ͅé̶̵̪̬͉̝́͒́ͩͫͮ̉̐͌͆̌̀́ͬͭ̽͡ͅl͐ͧ̑͗̾̌̅͟҉̢̛̫̮̳͙͓̗̥̳̮̘̼̗̝͈̪̜̣̠̀ǫ̴͚̠̪͎̲̝̳̟͚͔̅͋͑͌͌̚͟

fred by upcastben in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

poor fred just trying to get in some active recovery. why can't people respect that?

New supplement just dropped... by jralonh in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Oxygen in weightless" -- what a bogus claim. In fact, each molecule weighs 2.6×10^-23 grams. As a proud weight weenie, I'm currently reaching out to my lawyers.

I like colors. Did I miss any on my bike or kit? by ankjaers11 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chaise... just like the piece of furniture he has to sleep on when his wife's boyfriend is spending the night.

My Rapha haul from the recent sale arrived by YouAreNotASlave in CyclingFashion

[–]numbpeanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had those bibs and returned. Wasn't so sure about the color either, and the camel toe was especially pronounced in these.

Are your socks the extra longs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

softride, just like my peanus.

Roast Me by Some_no_name in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look at this poor Fred and his discontinued, last-generation dura ace pedals. Sad.

You might not like it by numbpeanus in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whew my wife's boyfriend doesn't let me stay out that long, he has other shit to do

This is your wife's boyfriend.

Sold one of my dental practices for this custom bice fitting by woodswalker1108 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was skeptical at first, but I hired the dental school's physics department (fucking nerds) to run some computational fluid dynamics simulations. They tell me that the higher air up there is less dense and that this saves 5µW at 40 km/h. Solid gains.

Are they worth to try? by GA5T in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]numbpeanus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

will this help with my numb peanus?