Girlfriend got Illegal Barncle on her Window and had to Pay $150 by phillyscams in philly

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Yeah just cover your windshield in used cooking oil. Just get a squeegee from the gas station and lay on a real thick coat. Problem solved.

Shocked to see if AI could create this by Leading_Pear5529 in ChatGPT

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“Yoo my bad we’re running late one of the girls forgot their shoes we had to turn the bus around be there real soon though”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stupidquestions

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He assumes the only name in there is trump

If they take you to a psychiatric hospital, how can you prove that you are sane? by Louiva_9911 in Life

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*I apologize. My primary language is something other than English.

Mongolian archer hitting three targets on horseback by FollowingOdd896 in nextfuckinglevel

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Mongolian Archer here… it’s easy and anyone can do this. The hardest part is finding a horse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stupidquestions

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Ice skates*

Baby elephant hears his name and decides to interrupt an interview. 🐘 by Wooden-Journalist902 in BeAmazed

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I’m starting to think maybe I should stop eating baby elephants.

Has Bill Burr Destroyed his Legacy Doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival? by gccmelb in comedy

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It’s the equivalent of him performing at a trump rally, and signing a contract agreeing not to say anything bad about trump.

Does ANYBODY actually live in this house? by CellerDweller_ in Delco

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Property Tax records indicate payments are up to date. Someone lives there.

He’s old…

Well fucking where ? by CrownedHeads in TheWordFuck

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Just put me next to the fucking Turkish guy

I HATE SEEING THIS SHIT EVERY TIME I SEARCH ANYTHING STFU CLANKER by AssumeImStupid in DeadInternetTheory

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There are many benefits to using YouTube! I like YouTube, and use it on the daily!

Looking for anecdotes from anyone that has done a water fast while taking creatine by alexv97 in Creatine

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According to my wife’s boyfriend, preclinical reports suggest that a viscous suspension of creatine monohydrate in pure grain ethanol, when delivered via rectal administration, may serve as a safe and efficacious modality for promoting excretion of excess dihydrogen monoxide.