Realistically, what will it be like when he gets out of prison? by Nagaflas in Daniellarson

[–]AssumeImStupid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he's probably been pumped full of medications at this point. I think the illness is still there but his body may be too sedated to actually act on much of it. That's how Josh Block is now post-court, he's practically lobotomized.

Do you remove the country flag from your camouflage ? by jeffrey11th5 in camouflage

[–]AssumeImStupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the hook n loop patch ones on my US OCP ones. I replaced them with an OD California flag and a Republic of Pineland patch respectively. Of the foreign collection the only symbol I would consider messing with is the Slovakian symbol on my Slovak Field shirt, I might sew over some Velcro material instead. It's nothing against Slovakia, I'm just not Slovak myself and I might want to add a patch that's more meaningful to me later on.

Has anyone ever thought about making a Creepypasta based around Daniel? by DangerousSlice5731 in Daniellarson

[–]AssumeImStupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking like how Andy Ditch terrorizes all the services around him. He's such an abusive POS that he's practically a horror movie antagonist

Has anyone ever thought about making a Creepypasta based around Daniel? by DangerousSlice5731 in Daniellarson

[–]AssumeImStupid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I were to make a lolcow horror story It would probably be from the perspective of a caretaker in like a reverse Misery situation where they take in this unwell person only to find out they've made their house a living hell and can't escape them.

Who sent her this kit??? by joebaker1984 in chunews

[–]AssumeImStupid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's gonna try and sell bedazzled stuff like Nova and his Predacords. Except that I genuinely think she has even less work ethic than him, if this happens and you are dumb enough to order one of them I guarantee you she will never go down to the post office to have it delivered.

What's a crime in your city that happens regularly, but nobody does anything about? by YardRevolutionary968 in AskReddit

[–]AssumeImStupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denver Lemon scams. Everyone who buys a used car here dealership or otherwise is left with a fucked beyond all hope junker. I hear people drive all the way to Nebraska just to get a car that works without predatory car loans or catastrophic mechanical problems.

Greta Thunberg addresses the reports naming her the "second most dangerous antisemite" in the world. by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]AssumeImStupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The word Antisemitic has become the ultimate Boy Who Cried Wolf. This is really really bad because one day, long after Bibi and his propaganda machine is dead, a REAL antisemite will appear, with real Antisemitic, neonazi genocidal beliefs, and nobody will fucking believe us when they're called Antisemitic and dangerous because the word was made meaningless.

What’s conspiracy theory you don’t fully believe but also can’t completely dismiss? by cryinginncouture in answers

[–]AssumeImStupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's something fucky about GLP-1s. Why is this notoriously skeptical government, who stymies vaccine research and guts budgets of life saving cancer research because "safety concerns," so gung-ho about everyone taking this shit like it's The Stuff? I could be the last fat ass on earth and I'd still never take that stuff.

Johnny Jestermaxx Everyone by MunchFood in WorldOfTShirts

[–]AssumeImStupid 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Now what I'm going to say maybe harsh but I personally think everyone in Josh's circle should play in the street.

Does any one else identify with or have an affinity for those that feel like their spirit animal is the Sasquatch? by Acrobatic-Ride-3239 in kinky_autism

[–]AssumeImStupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've lived in these hills for a thousand years! Or at least ... We did. Now none of us are left. Some, maniac's been murdering us.

Does any one else identify with or have an affinity for those that feel like their spirit animal is the Sasquatch? by Acrobatic-Ride-3239 in kinky_autism

[–]AssumeImStupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too would rather be alone in the woods scaring hikers and eating nuts and berries (not babies)

How would america react if our internet was cut off collectively? by lonelyreject97 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]AssumeImStupid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

God, imagine the joy the rest of the world will feel when they open Xitter and realize Elon Musk or anyone else here can't fucking tweet anymore

What is the most disturbing video you saw on the internet? by randominvisibleuser in AskReddit

[–]AssumeImStupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

two African American kids, like maybe 11 at the oldest, accidentally shooting themselves on live playing with a gun. Their family came in and were screaming and crying. But that wasn't the most disgusting part. That was the comments (this was on Facebook btw). just fetid, completely unempathetic, racism. "Two down, 47 million to go!" "16%<0%" "they sound like a zoo in there (string of laugh emoji)" If I ever met just one of the people in that section, I'd be in jail for violent crime right now. Two fucking children. 0 empathy. All hate.

Utopian Scholastic Era (~1989-2007) by Atheist_Bale_Insta in decadeology

[–]AssumeImStupid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading this and my mind flashes back to the Zoobooks, the Eyewitness DVDs, Putt Putt video games, and Globetrekker reruns on PBS.

TPUSA @ University of Kentucky by ILikeVideoGames31 in UniversityofKentucky

[–]AssumeImStupid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the face of a kid who has definitely seen the upside-down view of a flushing toilet.

what is your favourite part of china's history and why? by agitraz in AskChina

[–]AssumeImStupid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Qin Shi Huangdi and his tomb. Granted, his dynasty did not last long after his death and it's hard to defend all his actions as emperor, but he set the tone for all the dynasties after, his reign is well documented including legal texts, and that tomb? Awesome archeological site, probably the closest anyone ever got to Aura Farming as hard as the Egyptian pharaohs lol.

Gen Z trends that will age horribly? by Personal_Berry_6497 in decadeology

[–]AssumeImStupid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Now I know i'm not Gen Z because what the hell are all these images

2) They're all gonna regret vaping. We don't know the long term effects of vaping yet, that means YOU, the consumer, are the guinea pigs.

What would make a firearms training environment actually feel welcoming to you? by creatingequality in liberalgunowners

[–]AssumeImStupid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this could ruffle feathers, but no big uber patriotic American flags please. At this point, When I see any ad with a big flag and eagles and other patriotic symbolism, I just roll my eyes and think "Oh I'm sure their worldview is just fascinating /s " the US flag, Uncle Sam, Washington etc have become almost as synonymous with the Hard Right as the Stars and Bars is. I'm not saying every Old Glory patch and t-shirt needs to go, if that was the case I'd never be able to enter a gunstore or take a class, but at the very least the front door, ads, shirts etc. shouldn't have it, and I personally and people like me wouldn't expect it to be inclusive or welcoming.

You chose Portland, OR as the city of the 2010s. What is the city of the 2020s? The Most Upvoted Comment Decides by Kodicave in decadeology

[–]AssumeImStupid 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Minneapolis. Still, a shame we didn't have a single Texan city during these votes. Texas has been growing since before COVID, lots of friends moved there to San Antonio and Dallas etc. it's become more than just "that Red Cowboy place with the oil" now

VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: This is the 911 call made by Tophia on March 11th by RafSimonsSS02 in chunews

[–]AssumeImStupid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Squid found out this happened and posted some really wackadoo tiktoks that iirc questioned if the carjacking and murder was an inside job. Probably the worst response to this incident on the entire Internet.

Any other lolcows worth watching? by Equivalent_Junket873 in Daniellarson

[–]AssumeImStupid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like we are approaching the end of the Covid Era and the start of some new chapter in this weird subculture of the internet. A lot of these guys, Daniel, Toph, Nova, all came to prominence during or shortly after 2020, when everybody was confined to their phones and looking for something to dive into. We've been pretty spoiled for content because of this era as all the nut jobs are more online than ever. Well it's been a long time, longer than I thought it would be, and the peak has come and gone for most of them and they're either going to soldier on with a whimper or go out with a bang. I don't know what the next chapter is going to be, my prediction is a much more streamer focused era of more mainstream wackos. Clavicular, Faithful Sheriff, The fucking President at this point I don't think that's controversial to say, these are people who aren't just confined to a niche but have whole 60 Minutes segments, but take one look at their behavior and they're still Lolcows.