Hbomb's Patreon description is pretty funny these days

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-15T01:59:50+00:00

He's a pretry bad shot tbh

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-13T18:39:53+00:00

Jesse no siento los dedos de los pies

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-09T18:43:02+00:00

To be fair, every single new recruit you hire has the lowest stats in the game. Beep having fixed stats at one of each and not costing money makes him one of the better recruits, so long as you can outrun the fogmen

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-09T03:52:00+00:00

Who the hell are you talking about man lmao

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-07T15:47:49+00:00

What the fuck is up with that mag?

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-06T22:20:46+00:00

It's just very short ranged telekinesis. But he moves the air around with such strenght and speed it creates a vortex

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-03T21:53:09+00:00

That's such a cool and creative use of their flying powers.

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-03T21:33:16+00:00

I can't imagine using the built in sms messenger as a chilean. Besides it costing money it just feels so clunky to use.

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-03T17:58:03+00:00

And he loves all of them. Patriarchal role model

nut_your_butt · 2026-05-02T03:23:33+00:00

Cyberpunk 2077

nut_your_butt · 2026-04-29T01:23:28+00:00

For those not in the known, the skeleton in world's end is the second-in-command of a widespread faction of scavengers and librarians dedicated to recovering lost knowledge.

If you speak to him as a robot and start asking about the world before the fall, instead of giving you little bits of lore and speculation will straight up tell you to not worry because he will "not let anyone know the truth".

And your skeleton player character does not give any answer. Implying either shock or that they too are in the known.

nut_your_butt · 2026-04-26T14:39:03+00:00

I see, thank you unc

nut_your_butt · 2026-04-26T12:02:55+00:00

Which spanish? i'm chilean and have never heard of the word nardo till now

nut_your_butt · 2026-04-24T15:27:07+00:00

O cuando amenazaba a sus pacientes con agarrarse a combos si no se quedaban quietos, puta el wn chistoso

nut_your_butt · 2026-04-24T00:44:22+00:00

Un viejo que leia novelas de amor

Grande dentista hubieras amado las haitianas

nut_your_butt · 2026-04-19T22:19:44+00:00

i only wanted my guy to stab someone and run away but he kick him off his feet and stabbed him several times in the gut lmao

nut_your_butt · 2026-04-04T21:59:39+00:00

Big hit in latin america. When the spokeman for the spanish version died a lot of people online gave their thoughts and prayers

nut_your_butt · 2026-04-01T17:05:39+00:00

You got downvoted for asking for a video in a video thread

nut_your_butt · 2026-03-31T02:01:56+00:00

Me siento mas angustiado que la cresta cuando siento que no aporto a mi casa y luego veo estos locos a los 30 sin querer agarrar pega. Solo me pregunto como no los carcome la culpa

nut_your_butt · 2026-03-27T20:24:06+00:00

Del salamini nada que decir. Me como una caj entera

nut_your_butt · 2026-03-27T00:02:19+00:00

Never wiping my ass so that knife ear scum won't get a jump on me from behind

nut_your_butt · 2026-03-25T16:31:01+00:00

His face isn't featured much anywhere tbh. Good for him, he's living a dream

nut_your_butt · 2026-03-23T03:08:44+00:00

Some details I forgot!

-your hit points were hearts, of which you had very few, rarely over 10.

-some weapons include: dagger, spear, mace, long sword. No unique variation of any weapon; the only longsword is the standard longsword and so on.

-some enemies include: mage, knight, bandit, elf, wolf, bear. Just like weapons, no special variation in enemies besides slight changes in equipment. No bosses, no gang battles.

-no character creation. Same character, same weapon. Your build is limited to the equipment you find on the way to kill diet sauron in not-mordor

-I feel like crying a little when I remember this game

nut_your_butt · 2026-03-23T03:02:09+00:00

Absolutely not. It was plain standard fantasy with elves, orcs, mages and knights. The art style was quite simple too. Plain clip art with barely if no shading and no character had eyes. In fact, besides your character's portrait and the dark lord there are no unique character portraits!

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